The Top Ten Ways to Tell If You Are a
Murder-Wraith
10. You get more than dandruff flakes when
you scratch your head.
9. The entrance to your house has a foot of dust in
it, and you didn't sneeze when you cleaned it up.
8. You don't tan anymore,
but your skin still flakes, in large chunks.
7. Your eyeballs fell out, and
yet you can still see...
6. You stopped getting junk mail.
5. Young kids
keep drawing caskets in chalk on the sidewalk outside your house.
4. The city
you dwell in keeps sending priests an various adventurers to "talk" with
you.
3. The great-grandson of your first elven friend comes to visit asking
if you can help with old age pains.
2. Your fellow Juicers start avoiding
you.
...and the number one way to tell that you are a
Murder-Wraith...
1. You realize you haven't eaten, slept, had a
drink, or worn your harness in the past decade--and no withdrawal pains!
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