The Top Ten Ways to Tell If You Are a Murder-Wraith


10. You get more than dandruff flakes when you scratch your head.
9. The entrance to your house has a foot of dust in it, and you didn't sneeze when you cleaned it up.
8. You don't tan anymore, but your skin still flakes, in large chunks.
7. Your eyeballs fell out, and yet you can still see...
6. You stopped getting junk mail.
5. Young kids keep drawing caskets in chalk on the sidewalk outside your house.
4. The city you dwell in keeps sending priests an various adventurers to "talk" with you.
3. The great-grandson of your first elven friend comes to visit asking if you can help with old age pains.
2. Your fellow Juicers start avoiding you.

...and the number one way to tell that you are a Murder-Wraith...

1. You realize you haven't eaten, slept, had a drink, or worn your harness in the past decade--and no withdrawal pains!



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