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I am CYBORG 42.

I am from the distant nebula known in my language as 01100101000100001001001111110.
In your common tounge it is pronounced Osh-a-wa.
I was sent your planet to research the deepest and most sensitive of earth secrets.  Such as Robots.  And to learn of stealth and sword chopping from your Ninja's.  Upon arriving on earth I discovered your deadliest weapon. 

Shred Guitar.

I have informed High-Command to cancel the planned invasion of earth, as I have discovered that you have your own army of Cyborgs.  I have uncovered the code names for these Cyborg armies:
Vai Satriani and Petrucci.
CYBORG 42
CYBORG 42