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James on 92.5 Chicago

Thursday, 10-Feb-2000 16:14:04
(C)  92.5 Chicago?? No Copyright Infringement Intended.
I forget who transcribed this, but Kudo's to you because you rock!

 

James was on 92.5 Chicago Thursday, Febuary 10th at 5:15 a.m. his time, 7:15 a.m.
central time. Below is the transcript of the interview. The DJ's are Melissa
and Jim.


(Buffy theme plays)

Melissa: "Chicago's hit music, the new 92 Kiss FM. 7:17 Melissa Foreman, Jim,
and we've got live from California from the very ever popular Buffy the
Vampire Slayer. And I didn't know this but Harry Carrey was a huge fan?"

Jim: "Of Buffy."

Melissa: "He was, really? He'd watch it?"

Jim: "Oh, yeah! He loved Buffy."

Melissa: "Did he used to talk about it?"

Jim: "He used to talk about Buffy every day."

Melissa: "Oh! I forgot it was on WGN. Uh, OK, so, ah, ladies and gentleman
please welcome Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Spike, how're you doin'?"

James: "I'm doin' good. I'm trying to make coffee."

Melissa: "Ohhhh. Do you need some help? I'll be right over."

(All laugh)

Melissa: "I'll get on a plane, I'll be there by, tomorrow."

James: (laughs) "Ok"

Melissa: "And we won't be able to really call you James. From now on it will
be Spike, ok?"

James: "Ok"

Melissa: "Throughout the rest- I mean, the show is just unbelievable how coo-
What season is it in?"

James: "We are in our fourth season."

Melissa: "Now listen, can I tell you one of my favorite episodes?"

James: "Sure, yeah."

Melissa: "All right. My favorite episode was really when you and Buffy got
together."

James: (laughs)

Melissa: "Listen! Oh my god! you are Spike!"

James: "Yeah."

Jim: (laughs)

Melissa: "It's freakin' me out!"

James: (laughs)

Jim: "I have a feeling that was his favorite episode too."

James: (laughs) "Yeah."

Melissa: "You guys haven't-- You'll have to forgive me 'cause I haven't seen
the last few shows. You guys-- That was just a one time deal right?"

James: "That was a brief but sweet encounter, yeah."

Jim: (laughs)

Melissa: "I bet everybody loved that!"

James: (laughs) "Yeah, I did."

Melissa: "I mean it was--"

James: "I was furiously, uh, brushing my teeth 'cause I'm a smoker and, uh-"

Melissa: "Oh ,no."

James: "Poor Sarah isn't."

Melissa: "Right."

James: "She was- She was very good about dealing with that."

Melissa: "Do you have a girlfriend? Do you have a wife? Tell us about your
personal life."

James: "Ohh, I have a girlfriend."

Melissa: "Oh you do--- ohhhh now everyone's--"

James: "Sweet girlfriend, yeah. But we live together."

Melissa: "Uh huh. In sin."

James: "And, uh, we try to clean together."

Melissa: "uh huh."

James: "We're getting better about that."

Melissa: "With celebrities we like to ask them , just bizarre questions so we
can get to know them."

James: "Yeah, sure"

Melissa: "James Marsten, Spike."

James: "Uh-"

Melissa: "Am I saying that right?"

James: "Uh, Marsters. Just think of mouse turds"

Melissa: "Marsters, ok."

(all laugh)

Jim: "Think mouse turds."

Melissa: "Actually, you know what? I just called you Marsten 'cause our
general manager's last name is Marsten so forgive me. We always ask people
this about girl scout cookies."

James: "ok."

Melissa: "If you had to pick one, what's your favorite kind of girl scout
cookie?"

James: "Ah, what's the name of it, it's the chocolate with the mint in the
middle."

Melissa: "Noooo!"

Jim: "Yeah! Mint! Mint! Mint!"

James: "Those rock!"

Melissa: "We ask everybody, Ed McMahon was a peanut butter guy. See, I like
the chocolate with the peanut butter in the center."

James: "No. I'm not a peanut--"

Melissa: "And these guys like the mint ones."

James: "I'm not a peanut butter--"

Jim: "See, now I'm picturing this mint with two fang marks in them. (laughs)

James: "Ok, here's one for ya'."

Melissa: "Wait, what?"

James: "What the hell's up with reeses pieces? Why don't they have chocolate
in reeses pieces? Isn't that the-Isn't that the whole point?"

Melissa: "Yeah, but then they'd be M & M's."

James: "No! No! W- With the peanut butter and then the chocolate together
that's like the whole-- kinda the draw of -- the draw of uh, reeses pieces."

Melissa: "Oh. Oh. Well, they have the outside is chocolate."

James: "Uh uh!!!"

Melissa: (imitating) "Uh uh!!"

James: "It's just a candy coating."

Melissa: "Well see now, lemmie ask you, if you love those and you want peanut
butter why is it that you would be eating thin mints? You know, then you
should say 'hey I love peppermint patties'."

James: "Well, no, see you asked me now if I have to choose."

Melissa: "Well, all right, ok, lets ask him some other que--"

James: (laughs)

Melissa: "Do you have any scars?"

James: "Yes, I have lots of scars."

Melissa: "Ok, where are, where are some of the major ones?"

James: "There's one above my eye."

Jim: "Oh you would never know that!"

Melissa: "No!"

James: (laughs)

Melissa: "How did you get that?"

James: "I was, uh, bummin' around Queens goin' back home after a night's work
at a bar and a guy just came up to me and just kind of whacked me with some
brass knuckles before he even said anything."

Melissa: "You're kidding?!"

James: "And, uh, said 'gimmie your money'."

Melissa: "Yeah."

James: "Mm hmm."

Melissa: "And so even uh, even a vampire can get robbed."

James: "Oh yeah!"

Melissa: "You know what I mean? That's a lesson for everybody."

James: "Oh yeah!"

Jim: "What's your astrological sign?"

James: "Leo."

Melissa: "Ohhh Leo."

Jim: "Leooo."

Melissa: "That's my favorite sign."

James: "Hmmmm!"

Melissa: "Ok now listen-"

James: "You can put up with us?"

Melissa: "You know what, Leo's a-- I'm an Aries. So Leos and Aries go well
really-- go-- together--"

James: (mocks her by stuttering)

Melissa: "Ya da da da."

James: (laughs)

Melissa: "Hey listen, can you do us the hugest favor?"

James: "Sure"

Melissa: "Let's call our boss, Chris, and see if he's in the office because,
again, he just absolutely-"

Jim: "He'll freak."

Melissa: "He'll freak out!"

Jim: "And talk to him in character."

Melissa: "Yeah- Can you do-- Well, I mean he kinda sounds the same but lets
just see what he says to you."

Jim: "Yeah but-"

James: "All right."

Melissa: "Ok, lets call him and see if our boss, Chris is around.

(dialtone)

Melissa: "Ok hold on. He doesn't do much work so he might not be there in the
office."

(punches numbers)

Jim: "You let that out too."

Melissa: "What's his- What's his direct number?"

(rings)

Melissa: "Ok, here we go. I hope he's in."

Machine Chris: "Hi this is Chris."

Melissa: "Oh no!! He's not there!"

Machine Chris: "I'm, uh, not at my desk right now but if you'd like to-"

Jim: "Leave a message."

Machine Chris: "Leave me a message--"

Melissa: "Oh, yeah yeah yeah."

Machine Chris: "I'll try and get back to you--"

Melissa: "Could you leave him a message?"

Machine Chris: "As quickly as I can."

James: "Yeah, yeah"

Melissa: "Ok."

Machine Chris: "And have a fabulous day!!"

Melissa: (laughs) "ok"

Machine voice: "After the tone please record your message."

(beep)

James: (as Spike) "Hello, good morning Chris, this is Spike from Buffy the
Vampire Slayer--"

(background laughs)

James: "--Putting on my phony accent for you--"

(background laughing and clapping)

James: "So, this is just a quick note to say get back to work! And get on
your phone!"

Melissa: "And tell him Melissa and, uh, the whole morning show, and Jim, they
need a raise."

James: "Ok, yes."

Melissa: "Yeah."

James: "And definitely, Melissa and the entire morning sow- show crew need a
raise."

Melissa: "Uh huh."

James: "And a significant one, or I'm gonna' rip your throat out!"

Melissa: "Yea- exactly!"

(all laugh and clap)

Melissa: "Ok, yeah, thanks Chris! Bye bye."

(all laugh and clap)

Melissa: "Ok, that's great, hey-"

James: (giggles)

Melissa: "Hey Spike?"

James: "Uh huh."

(Buffy theme plays)

Melissa: "We really appreciate it. The show is phenomenal. Can we see you
anywhere else? Are you gonna' be doin' any movies? What-Where're we gonna
see you next?"

James: "No. My-my body's on contract to, uh, to Warner Brothers to do Buffy
the Vampire Slayer."

Melissa: "Thank you so much, can you hold on one second?"

James: "Sure"

Melissa: "Ladies and gentleman, Spike, from Buffy the Vampire Slayer."

James: (laughs)

(background claps and 'yeahs!!)

Melissa: "James Mouster-- Mou-- We're calling him Mouseturd from now on."

James: "Mouse turds, ok, thank you."

Melissa: "Mou--"

James: "Always dignity. That's what I favor, dignity."

Melissa: "Ri- I know."

(all laugh)

Melissa: "Good luck, and listen, if you ever come into Chicago will you
please come over to Kiss FM?"

James: "Okay!"

Melissa: "We would love to meet you. We'll show you around town."

James: "That's be fun!"

Melissa: "Ok James!"

James: "I'll take you up on that."

Melissa: "Good luck on everything."

James: "Ok."

Melissa: "We're rooting for ya'"

James: "Ok."

Melissa: "Ok, bye bye."

James: "Buh bye."

Melissa: "7:22, so there you go, Spike from, uh, Buffy..."

Traffic Woman: "Wow."

Melissa: "...The Vampire Slayer."

Traffic Woman: "What a nice guy."

Melissa: "He was really nice. Wait till Chris gets that message. We'll let
you all- (laughs) you all know what happened."

Jim: "I can't wait."

(all laugh)

Melissa: "He's gonna be so mad that he was not around for that... so..."

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Just putting it up for the fans.