| Biker Jokes |
| Happily Married Biker Badass Biker Bob waked up at home with a huge hang over. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the table. He sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Bob looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. He takes the aspirin and notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left earle to go shopping. Love you." So he goes to the kitchen, and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also, at the table, eating. Bob asks,"Son, what happened last night?" His son says, "Well, you came at home after 3:00 AM, drunk and dilirious, broke some furniture, puked in hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door." Confused Badass Bob askes,"So, why is everything in order and clean, and breakfast on the table waiting for me?" His sun replies,"Oh, that! Mum dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married!" |
| You Might be Diehard Harley Rider, if: #1: You call your bike your women #2: You treat it like it was your daughter #3: You wash and polish it until it shines like a mirror #4: You ride it more often than your wife (Hey, it can happen!) #5: You take it out to eat more than your wife #6: You race against another bike and he loses #7: You rev up your engine late at night and the neighbors start yelling #8: You out ran the police #9: You ride in a Rally and everyone compliments you about how good you and your bike looks #10: You watch bike shows on TV while relaxing in your armchair, drinking beer and buying Harley gear off the infomercials and off the internet. |
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