A biker is riding a new motorcycle on the highway.
While passing a car, he knocks on the window. The driver of the car opens the window and says, "Yes?" The biker responds, "Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?" The driver says, "No, I Haven't."
The biker drives on, until he sees the next car. While passing it, he knocks on the window. The driver of the car opens the window and says; "Yes?" The biker responds, "Ever driven A Honda motorcycle?" The driver says, "No, Ihaven't."
Then, suddenly, there is a curve, the biker sees it too late. He crashes off the road into a ditch. A car stops and a man runs to the unlucky biker. Covered in blood and surely dying, the biker asks, "Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?". The man replies, "Yes I Have. I had a Honda for 20 years". he biker asks, "Where are the brakes?"
Three men, a doctor, a lawyer, & a biker, were sitting in a bar talking over a few drinks. After a sip of his Martini, the doctor said, "You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I bought my wife a diamond ring & a new Mercedes. I figure if she doesn't like the diamond ring, then at least she will like the Mercedes, & she will know that I love her."
After finishing his scotch, the lawyer said, "Well, on my last anniversary, I bought my wife a string of pearls & a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she didn't like the pearls, then at least she would have enjoyed the trip, & she would have known that I loved her."
The Biker then took a big swig from his beer, & said, "Yeah, well for my anniversary, I got my old lady a T-shirt & a vib****r. I figured if she didn't like the T-shirt, then she could go f**k herself."
