NEW YEAR'S!!

awards:
"im more than just an ornament" award - mario tedesco for showing us some moves at Tokyo
"willie neadles" spaz attack award - mike for his performance on montreal security
"the mc hammer" best dancer award - pat
"martha stewart/ikea" award for best household - anand
"absolutely not" for worst shut down - papy at TOkyo
"big belly man" song of the weekend - big belly man
"king kong" fight of the year - steve vs james at 4am
delivery of the year - matt dsouza for giving birth to a hairy brown piece of shit... it did not clog the toilet
down syndrome/the incredible hulk award - papy
best impersonation - tie: anand and mike pretending to be dancing pat
homosexual act of the year - group ass tickle on mike d
"wow" comment of the weekend - matt dsouza (joe, you should shave your moustache)
"johnnie depp" stud of the weekend award - steve... enough said
danceoff of the weekend - james vs ashy larry with red glasses @ Pino's
"aquafresh" prank of the weekend - tie: james on steve that escalated into flying fists AND everyone vs james and papy that escalated to papy taking a shower, sleeping in jeans, and james screaming "nooooo!"
[ definitly more to come... ]

on the ride home.. i paid $2 extra for A&W to flick off a few onions off of my papa burger.. maybe if i asked them to put on a few more pickles, they woulda droppedd a few bucks off my tab... fudge* them

* my new year's resolution is to stop cursing

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