Now you can talk like our favorite Big Brother 5 House Guest!

"I got tuna... my cats like tuna... but they're not here."

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"I hope people aren't sitting on their computers watching us"

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"I want to know what girl doesnt like me so then i can give her a makeover. Then she can be my friend!"

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"Can you imagine a bird waiting for you to die and then eat you?"

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"In my paranoia brain I have the feeling that you and Scott want to do something to me....bad.”

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"I love it when you (Jase) and cowboy are together, I'm sure gonna miss you guys when Diane gets head of household."

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"I can't eat dairy, not even up my butt."

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"I used to think Tartar from your teeth came from when you ate too much tartar."

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"So the live show is live?"

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"No touching of the male organs in my presence please. The kids are watching at home."

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"Today, I belched so loud in the bathroom, I remember it like it was yesterday..."

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"I like the word pumpkin so much, I think I'm gonna name my kid Pumpkin!"

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"Now that shes had like 50 million cocktails."

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