Movie Quotes O

*Object of My Affection, The

George Hanson (Paul Rudd): I'm a simple guy, that's why I teach first grade.

Nina (Jennifer Aniston): I like boys a lot, but I am not about to waste my time with some guy who doesn't see things the way that I do... I mean do you really need this guy?

Nina: He's not home to me, you are.

Nina: Freud doesn't know DICK about women!

Lewis: You don't find anyone new 'til you're brave enough to give up the old.

Rodney Fraser: I don't think one should be too hard on oneself if the object of one's affection returns the favor with rather less enthusiasm than one might have hoped.

Rodney: Don't fix your life so that you're left alone right when you come to the middle of it.

Nina: It's not about having it all, it is about picking one person and making it work.

Nina: I want you to be with me, I want you to marry me, I want you to love me the way that I love you.

Nina: You can't choose who you love.

One Fine Day

Jack: What would you do if I kissed you right now? submitted by Kristen

Melanie: Your Peter Pan complex is so 90s.
Jack: What Peter Pan complex?
Melanie: The one you're so proud of.
Jack: Do you have any friends?
Melanie: I don't have time for friends.
Jack: That's because of your Captain Hook complex.
Melanie: There's no such thing! submitted by Kristen

*Opposite of Sex, The

Dedee Truitt (Christian Ricci): My name is Dedee Truitt. I'm 16 and this is Crabcare, Louisiana which is French, I think, for like "fucked hard".

Dedee: My mother was the kind of mother who always said she was her daughter's best friend. Whenever she did, I thought, "Great, not only do I have a shitty mother, but my best friend's a loser bitch."

Dedee: This part where I take the gun is like, duh, important.

Dedee: If you think I'm just plucky and scrappy and all I need is love, you're in over your head. I don't have a heart of gold and I don't grow one later, OK? But relax. There's other people a lot nicer coming up -- we call them losers.

Woman on TV: This is America, and we're Christians here...aside from a few Jewish people who were just born that way, and I can tell you one thing: Jesus Christ and his apostles were certainly not into "man-on-man action," which is howthey describe it on their porno videos, which, I am proud to say, Blockbuster does not carry. Um, I work there and it's very family... [pause] Plus, that religion John Travolta belongs to.

Bill: He's not on your level.
Matt: That's what Lucia used to say about me.
Bill: Come on Matt, admit it, this thing between you and Jason is just sex.
Matt: Yeah, you know that stuff you breath in there Bill? It's just oxygen.

Lucia (Lisa Kudrow): Why did he grow that beard? And his posture! He looks like Early Man.

Lucia: Matt, this is not your baby, OK? It's some other idiot's baby, probably with an eighth grade education and a trunk full
of Waco pamphlets.

Randy: Wait a minute. It's not your baby. It's not his baby?
Dedee: Oh, whose do you think it is, Mr. Who-needs-a-rubber-I'll-pull-out-in-time?

Lucia: This is how we do things on the Planet Maturia. We have much to teach you.

Randy: I'm just askin' that you stand by your man, like I'm standin' next to you! You know, a lot of guys, man, they woulda
said that, "Shucks, man, she took up with them homosexuals. You know, she turned her back on righteousness."
 Dedee: Oh, yeah, but blowing you in the backseat of your car every day after band, that was a stairway to heaven, right?

Dedee: Sex always ends in kids or disease or like, you know, relationships. That's exactly what I don't want. I want the opposite of all that.

Oscar

Mr. Provolone: Poole was right you are an Ox and a Moron! submitted by Skye and Jodi

Dr. Poole: That's right Mr. Provolone, I've never seen so much money. Look there money, and more money...and look here's a lovely new twenty dollar bill. submitted by Skye and Jodi

Lisa: Why are you acting so surprised you knew? Mr Provolone: Of course I knew I just had no idea! submitted by Skye and Jodi

Mrs. Provolone: I have no idea what you're talking about, but if you love me, if you ever love me you'll find my little girl a husband! submitted by Skye and Jodi

Out of Africa

Karen Blixen (Meryl Streep): It is well that the earth is round that we do not see too far ahead.

Outsiders, The

Cherry Valence: I hope I never see Dallas Winston again. If I do I'd...probably fall in love with him.

Two Bit: Shoot, this house ain't dirty. You ought to see my house.
Ponyboy: I have and if you had the sense of a billy goat, you'd clean your house up 'stead of bummin' 'round ours.
Two Bit: Shoot, if I did that, my mom would die of shock.

Overboard

Joanna: I'm not bored. Everybody wants to be me. submitted by Kristen

Joanna: My regards to Schwartzman and Hemiken. submitted by Kristen

Dean: What could I give you that you don't already have?
Joanna: A little girl. submitted by Kristen

*quotes have been corrected and are in chronological order
 

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Last Updated: 2-2-01
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