INTRODUCTION
I'm not going to spend much time describing the show to you because you're probably here because you've watched it. Instead I'll like to just rant on a bit....
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GALLERY
QUOTABLE QUOTES
Joey: You're a monkey. You're loose in the city. Where would you
go?
Chandler: Well, it's his first time out, so he's probably going
to want to do the touristy things. You go to Cats, we'll go to the
Russian Tea Room.
Ross: Don't be silly. Ben loves you, he's just being Mr. Cranky
Pants.
Chandler: You know, I once dated a Miss Cranky Pants. Lovely
girl. Kinda moody.
Chandler: You know, maybe this isn't such a big deal, y'know I
mean the way that I see it is you get a great job and you get to have
sex... y'know, I mean, throw in a tree and a fat guy and you've got
Christmas.
Chandler: Oh no, two women love me, and they're both beautiful,
my wallet's too small for my fifties and my diamond shoes are too
tight!
Chandler: If I turn out to be my parents, I'll either be an
alcoholic blond chasing twenty-year-old boys... or I'll wind up like my
mom.
Monica: This is so hard. I can't decided between lamb or
duck.
Chandler: Well, of course lambs are scarier otherwise the movie
would have been called 'Silence of the Ducks'.
Ross: I can't believe you two had sex in her dream.
Chandler: I'm sorry man. It was a one time thing. I was very
drunk, it was somebody else's sub-conscious.
Rachel: So basically, you get your ya-yas by taking money from
your friends.
Ross: Yeah.
Chandler: I get my ya-yas from Ikea. You have to put them
together yourself, but they cost a little less.
SOUNDS
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The One Where Chandler Takes Everybody With Him click here
FRIENDS THEME TUNE
So no one told you life was gonna be this way,
Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's DOA,
It's like you're always stuck in second gear,
when it hasn't been your day, your week, your month or even your year, but
I'll be there for you, when the rain starts to pour
I'll be there for you, like I've been there before
I'll be there for you, 'cause you're there for me too....
Your still in bed at 10 and work begins at 8,
You burned your breakfast so far things are going great
Your mother warned you there be days like these
But she didn't tell you when the world was brought down to your knees,
I'll be there for you, when the rain starts to pour
I'll be there for you, like I've been there before
I'll be there for you, 'cause you're there for me too....
No one could ever know me
No one could ever see me
Seems your the only one who knows
What it's like to be me
Some one to face the day with
Make it through all the mess with
Someone I'll always laugh with
Even at my worst, my best with you, yeah.
It's like you're always stuck in second gear,
and it hasn't been your day, your week, your month or even your year, but
I'll be there for you, when the rain starts to pour
I'll be there for you, like I've been there before
I'll be there for you, 'cause you're there for me too....
I'll be there for you, I'll be there for you
I'll be there for you, 'cause you're there for me too....
SMELLY CAT
Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your fault.
They won't take you to the vet.
You're obviously not their favourite pet.
You may not be a bed of roses,
And you're no friend to those with noses.
Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your fault.
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