spendies lead to bendies
the sunday people, may 23 1999
soccer ace matt le tissier`s bride-to-be gets her kicks out
of being spanked as punishment for spending sprees.
busty soap star emily symons donned a schoolgirl outfit to
act out steamy fantasies with a secret lover - behind her first
the 29-year-old actress, who plays marilyn fisher in tv`s
home and away, begged to be punished if she had been on a wild
spending spree. the spankings were followed by passionate sex.
the saucy signal for a spanking from middle-aged actor chris
farries - whom she nicknamed nunkie - was: "spendies leads
but last night chris warned england and southampton star le
tissier, 30, that she may want him to become a superstriker, too.
le tiss, who met emily when she was in panto at southampton,
plans to marry her as soon as her divorce comes through.
chris said: "there are two reasons why i am talking to
the sunday people. the first is to warn le tissier of how his
bride-to-be has behaved in the past.
"just days after marrying her first husband she was
playing around with me. le tissier should be warned she could
well cheat again.
"the second reason is that emily has young fans through
home and away and thousands of kids watch her every year in
"the children look up to her. but i know that she has
another very naughty side."
chris, now 51, hit it off with the pint-sized aussie blonde
when they appeared in panto together three weeks after her
wedding to drummer nicholas lipscombe.
they enjoyed a backstage fondle as she played a princess and
he a villian alongside john inman in jack and the beanstalk at
soon the pair were locked in a torrid affair in which kinky
DRESSED UP in a £12 school uniform bought at
SPOKE in a squeaky, lisping voice like a naughty
POSED for saucy pictures in front of the bookshelves
at christopher`s home.
AGREED to tape their spanking sessions as she was
punished with a cane or bare hand.
chris soon learned what turned her on after he jokingly
threatened to smack her for wasting money at a video shop.
chris said: "she confessed she owed fines of about £20
because she had forgotten to take some videos back.
"i said she deserves a good hiding. she was sat on the
sofa next to me laughing.
"then i suddenly grabbed her, put her over my knee and
smacked her four or five times - she didn`t fight it off. i gave
her some good firm smacks.
"we were laughing. the whole thing was just fun.
"i told her to take the videos back or it would happen
"and it did happen again. after that first
time we had several spanking sessions together."
their raunchiest session came as they celebrated
in home and away viewers know marilyn as the
straight-laced wife of school headmaster donald fisher.
but that day she dressed as a school pupil,
he said: "we agreed once that emily would
dress up as a schoolgirl for my christmas present.
"i went to woolworths, and spent £12 in
the school uniform section on a pleated skirt, a white shirt and
knee socks. at home i found a matching tie.
"she came round to my flat dressed in a
smart suit with black stockings underneath.
"she giggled when she saw the uniform then
she put it on." chris found a cane in the theatre`s props
department - and then set a tape recorder going to record a
souvenir of the romp which took place.
she agreed to pose for photos as a saucy
on the tape emily can be heard calling him
"sir" and saying she needs punishing for not returning
some videos to a shop.
he can then be heard playfully spanking her
eight times on her bottom with the cane as she tells him in a
baby voice, "i`m sorry."
chris said: "it was a fantasy game. she
understood that `too many spendies leads to bendies`.
"if she spent too much at harrods she had
to bend over and be spanked.
"we both thought it was great fun."
their role-playing spanking sessions became a
in another tape emily can be heard arriving late
for her meeting with chris at his flat in covent garden, central
chris said: "i told her she was
threequarters of an hour late and would have to be firmly
in a saucy letter to chris emily confesses she
is looking forward to their next session saying her "bottom
stinging in anticipation of the thrashing i am going to
chris said: "emily loved to fantasise and
some of our spanking scenes came out of the book curtain by
"it features scene between an actress and
her older uncle. when she`s been over indulgant she goes to him
and he `punishes` her. i did smack emily quite firmly - you can
hear on the tapes that there`s a good crack of the cane. but we
both really enjoyed it. our sessions were great fun.
"i asked her once why she like to be
"she said she felt it did her good to be
reined in - to be taught a lesson every now and again. she never
had an objection."
spanking scenes were followed by passionate sex
chris remembers: "after the spanking we
would be very intimate. we were lovers. we knew we were cheating
on nicolas but it just happened.
"i do remember that our love-making wasn`t
the screaming and bed-rocking sort."
it was just three weeks after her wedding when
emily had her first back-stage love scene with chris.
chris said: "i thought it was all my
birthdays and christmases rolled into one.
"i was just coming to terms with being a
middle-aged old man. suddenly here`s a gorgeous 23-year-old
creature who lets me caress her boobs.
"i knew she was married but i`m a
hot-bloodied male. i was single. i thought it was fair
and chris doesn`t think he was the only villian
making a play for the panto princess.
he said: "during the pantomime emily
started disappearing behind various parts of the set with two
"cast and crew never mixed in theatre - it
was obvious that something was going on."
but chris continued his affair. he said:
"there is no fool like an old fool but i was in love with
her and in a small way i still am. she was utterly
the affair ended abruptly when chris visited
emily as she performed as snow white in panto at sheffield.
"she told me she had a 25-year-old
boyfriend who was a millionare stockbroker and she was off to
paris with him."
husband nicolas, living in london and still
struggling to pay off wedding debts, was also dumped.
now as le tissier prepares to marry emily, chris
warns: "the ruthless and cold side of emily that led her to
abandon everyone is something he should be aware of.
"i saw the way she treated nic and i would
not have been happy to be legally attached to her.
"i had the most fantastic year and a half
and i regret nothing.
"le tissier`s probably thinking he`s got
the most amazing girl - she`s probably dressing up in a football
kit and he`ll think she`s great.
"but le tissier should be aware what she`s
capable of and just what she got up to with me."
emily is so cane and able
here is an excerp from one of chris and
emily`s saucy tapes
chris: mirror , mirror on the wall...
chris: who is the wickedest nunkie of all?
chris: come in. quater of an hour is acceptable.
emily: no. i apologise dreadfully for being so
chris: i know. you know the routine.
emily: i know but....
chris: threequaters of an hour is totally
emily: i know, but i had to catch a taxi....
chris: i don`t want you excuses. you know the
(sound of slapping of cane)
chris: come on...
emily: no. it was because another lady was late
chris: two for three quaters of an hour. put
your bag down.
chris: how are you?
chris: no. how are you positioned?
emily: well, don`t throw something new into the
routine that i don`t know.
chris: bend over
emily: oh god.
(swish of cane)
(sound of cane again)
emily: (more shrieks).
chris: we won`t be late again will we?
emily: hello nunkie.
chris: hello. better that way. all over now.
(sound of them kissing)
emily: i knew you were going to....
chris: well. by twenty past it was starting to
be a smack offence.
emily: a smackable offence.
emily: aaah. that is a lovely painting.
chris: look, since you mentioned about nicolas i
did drop a large hint to him so...
emily: good about that was he?
chris: i`ve got to find the appropriate
chris: now would you like a little g&t to
settle you down before you go off?
chris: well you don`t have to have one.
emily: errm. yes i will have just a small one.