SCRUFF closes the door after all are on board.....TJ directs her to the precise location of the party........they pull out of the parking lot....SPACE heads back to his room......TASHAL99 kicks on the stereo....LEA walks through the bus....serving munchies...saying "Coffee..tea...or Lea?"......**wink**.....MOONIE and DANGEROUS BLONDE begin to shower off.....the wine is ready....
Meanwhile....GERG dashes out of the bar.....he shoots a signal flare into the air....a helicopter suddenly appears overhead....dropping slowly down to the parking lot....he gets on and they fly off......he asks the pilot....."Is everything ready?".....the pilot nods and smiles......."Great!"......they fly to a marina....then slowly find a landing spot.....once on the ground GERG heads over to a big fishing boat......"Ok guys....here's your money....can you deliver the product to these coordinates....thanks".....he reboards the helicopter and they once again lift off......he pulls out his cell phone....."Hey my friends....I really appreciate you all coming by....I'll be arriving at the given location in 10 minutes......so you all be there in about an hour....thanks".......they fly along the coastline...
Finally the bus arrives at the place where the beach party is to take place.....the horn sounds and SCRUFF shouts...."WE'RE HERE!"....she pulls the bus out onto the sand.....SPACE says..."Let's go everyone".....the tour group quickly piles off the bus....everyone begins spreading out blankets....SPLIFF begins to dig a big pit to cook a feast.....TASHAL99 sets up a small DJ stand.....SMOKE and MAD DOG begin to set up the kegs and wet bar.....the surf pounds in the background....it's a clear beautiful night.......while the group sets up for the party they see a helicopter approach......it lowers slowly towards them.....landing near the bus......suddenly out pops GERG......the helicopter flies off into the darkness.......GERG leaps atop the bus......"Hey everyone....let me have your attention for a bit....like I said last night....this is a party for you all.....to celebrate the great beginning of our tour...without all of you this would not be the success it is so far.......also we have something extra to celebrate...and that being the engagement of our gigolo.....**grin**.....well....he was good while he lasted....**LOL**......anyway.....there are many surprises to take place throughout the evening.....so everyone have a great time....and do keep your eyes open....never know what might happen....**big grin**....well....enough said....Tashal99.....start the tunes and let's get this party started!"
TASHAL99 kicks on the jams......B-GIRL lights up the sands with her light show.......SPACE begins to pass out the suds and elixers to the best patrons in the world......**smile**.....GERG motions for DD to follow him.....they begin to walk slowly down the beach.....he says..."I wanna thank you for coming with us...you're a financing wizzard....and I also know that you're far away from people who are close to you"....they keep walking and slowly come upon a pier......."Saying thanks doesn't seem like really enough m'lady.....so I have a small surprise for you.....why not take a walk out on that pier and make a wish....perhaps it will come true"...**kiss**.......she looks curiously at him....but proceeds to the pier......it is dark......lit dimly by the moonlight....she walks down the pier.....she gets to the end of the pier....looks out over the ocean...she thinks to herself......lookin at the stars in the sky....then.....turns to leave....but there before her is WATCHDOG...
Everyone has their bathing suits on now.......they are dancing and drinking.......GERG returns and begins to help SPACE behind the make shift bar....."Damn...this is almost like real work ain't it partner"....he leans over and kisses SPACE on the cheek...........SPACE looks at his watch...."It shouldn't be much longer should it"......GERG says..."Naahhhh.....should arrive any minute now"..........TASHAL99 continues to play one excellant tune after another.....rockin her friends with her favorite songs.........all seem to be enjoying themselves.......but then suddenly four pickup trucks pull onto the sand about 30 yards from where they are.....a group of men get out and begin to assemble something....it's hard to see in the darkness.......about a half hour later.....a small structure is built....the trucks mysteriously pull off into the darkness.......SPACE motions for B-GIRL....."Be a love.....would you set up a bunch of lights down there next to that structure....we'd really appreciate it.....take STARMAN and MAD DOG if you need help...thanks".......they head off towards the structure in the distance........a few minutes later they return....B-GIRL walks up to the bar...."Hey...that's a stage over there...did you know that....why the hell did they set up a stage".......GERG and SPACE smile innocently......"Hey....things are different in Florida....hehehehehehehe".......then suddenly GERG's cell phone rings......"Hello.....hey dude....how close are you.....wow...great...yep...you haven't missed a thing.....just drive along the beach till you hear plenty of noise.....ok...see ya soon".........the tarbenders pass out some more drinks....downing many themselves......**hic**.....minutes later the group hears a horn blasting out......then suddenly.......another bus pulls onto the beach.....
Meanwhile.....DD and WATCHDOG are somewhere lost in the darkness......playing touchy feely in the sand......his tongue lickin every inch of her body.......and her body lovin every minute of it....**big smile**.......they can hear the roars and music from the party in the distance....
SPACE leaps onto the bus......"Ok everyone.....it's time for a bit of fun.....everyone head down the sand to that structure in the distance.......curiously everyone proceeds down the beach......as they approach the lights kick on......before them is a big stage........GERG jumps onto the stage.....he says..."Alright....I think the men should entertain the ladies for a bit.....so we're gonna have an arse judging contest....only this is in the buff gents....**grin**.....whatcha think ladies".......all the women roar with approval.....all the men line up....disrobing......TASHAL99 takes the mic...."Ok...our first entry seems to be MOONIE"....he steps up....prances around the stage...back and forth....then turns his back to the ladies....they whistle and clap wildly.....he begins to flex his butt cheeks......DANGEROUS BLONDE shouts out...."I want him!!!!!"......he exits the stage.....next SPLIFF takes the stage.....he walks his muscular physique around....stopping at center stage...turns his back to the crowd of wild women.....SKYE says "Wow....even his arse has muscles....mmmmm".........he steps off...then comes SMOKE...he walks on stage.....he proudly walks around.....hits center stage and displays his arse for their inspection.....the ladies still screamin wildly...whistlin...wavin money in the air.....shouting MORE..MORE...MORE!......he smiles and steps off the stage.....then TOMCAT dashes onto the stage....he slides along the stage with the grace of a cat.....purring at the ladies.....he takes center stage and turns his back towards the ladies.....they go wild.....screamin at the top of their lungs.....suddenly MTN BABE dashes up.....throws him over her shoulder..."He's mine.....all mine"....she carries him off into the darkness......GERG looks at SPACE....."I don't know mate....we may not want to go out there"......SPACE says "Awwww....hell...I waxed my legs....I'm not worried"....**burrrp**......next comes STARMAN...he jets onto the stage.....another muscular specimen....he flexes all his muscles for the ladies.....then takes center stage.....turns round.....and the ladies go wild once again.....his cheeks keepin beat to the music......**LOL**.....SCRUFF throws money towards the stage......whistling loudly at the man.........MAD DOG hits the stage next....slowly walkin round....hits center stage and turns round......PURPLE 69 says "He must be a Great Dane"....**grin**.....the ladies still shouting and screamin wildly.....BULLWINKLE takes the stage next.....walking round seductively.......ELLE FRESCO shouts out..."WOW...DIDN'T REALIZE A MOOSE HAD THREE BIG HORNS"....**ROFL@O**.......he turns his back to the ladies.....they scream with approval......STONE DAGAIN starts for the stage.....but CSC quickly grabs him...."No way bucko....I just gotcha....not gonna let you flaunt that thing ever again....hear me!".......she drags him off into the darkness......RINKO steps up next....he nervously flies around the stage....showing off his excellant feather coloring.......he stops for their viewing pleasure.....T BEAR screams....."HEY....LOVE THAT BEAK!"......BDC steps up next.....he shows off why they call him Big Daddy.....a few of the ladies faint.....he walks around proudly....then takes center stage....clinching his butt cheeks tightly......the ladies go wild......DOC SNOOPS takes the stage next.....GERG laughs...."Tried to warn him"...**LOL**......the Doc struts around the stage.....showing off his stethescope......HOTREDHEAD yells out....."Doctor...doctor....help me"....**smile**....he takes center stage...turns for the ladies.....they continue yelling with approval.....XEROX slides onto the stage next...dances around....hits center stage....SKOOLY shouts...."DAMN...I WANNA COPY OF THAT!!!!"...**grin**.......he struts off.....then SPACE hits the stage.....he prances wildly around the stage.....smilin ear to ear.....shaking his body for the ladies.....REBOK screams "I LIKE HIS WARP DRIVE"....."LOL**.......he proudly exits......the ladies enjoying themselves tremendously.....screamin with approval at the show.......last..but not least....GERG walks slowly onto the stage....."Dammit....forgot all about waxing".....he walks round and round.....the ladies begin to laugh wildly...pointing.....his face turns beet red.......he turns his back to them......suddenly above the laughter a shout is heard...."I HAVE A C-NOTE FOR YA BABY"....then another shout..."ME TOO HANDSOME".....he turns...scans the crowd......there...towards the back.....two vivascious ladies....it's LYONESS and PEGGY......and they are looking damn good in those mesh bikinis...mmmmmmmm....he smiles and leaps from the stage.....heading towards them......TASHAL99 comes on the mic again....."Ok ladies....guess we need to choose....who should the winner be?".....the ladies begin screamin out names......finally TASHAL99 says "Well.....I guess it's official...I heard the most noise and screams for........BDC...everyone claps with approval....
GERG greets the two lovely newcomers....."Wow....so glad you two could make it......although you seemed to have missed the better part of that show.....**grin**...but there's plenty more to come"......they smile and follow him back to the bar......he mixes them drinks...then the cell phone rings....."Hello.....yes...this is he....great.....pull on up".......he motions for SPLIFF.......who comes dashin over...."Ok dude....your food to cook is arriving now".......he points to the ocean......mysteriously out of the darkness emerges a small boat....with Moby Dick in tow......."Cook us a feast matey".....SPLIFF smiles and gets out his carvin knives......"Right away mate".....he dashes down to the water......again the cell phone rings......"Hello......yep.....wow.....perfect timing.....we're ready for you......come when you're ready"........he smiles at PEGGY and LYONESS......"Well ladies....let's head back to the stage".....they head back......GERG whispers something in SPACE's ear....then SPACE takes the stage....he grabs the mic......"Listen up everyone......Gerg and I have another small surprise for everyone.....we wanted to really celebrate things in style".....he shoots a flare into the air.....it explodes and lights the sky......everyone notices three helicopters approaching.......the choppers draw nearer and nearer.....then land behind the stage......out of the choppers hops AC/DC......METALLICA.....and KISS......everyone is amazed......"We hope you'll really enjoy the entertainment tonight everyone....figured you were tired of us".....**hic**.......AC/DC sets up first......then moments later they begin to jam.......rock n roll fills the air........most everyone begins to dance to the great jams......GERG shouts out....."SKINNY DIPPIN TIME!"....he grabs PEGGY and LYONESS......drags them towards the water....he rips his suit off and dives in.....they giggle...then remove their bikinis......get a running start and leap into the waves.......**grin**....PURPLE 69 smiles...."I've trained him well"....**smile**....she removes her bikini and dashes for the water.........
AC/DC continues to play.....many of the tour group is still dancing to the music....bodies all over the sand.....
The band plays on.....people dancing.....more people begin to hit the water......lots of nakedness everywhere.....mmmmmmmmm.....GERG hears a shout in the distance....it's TOMCAT shouting...."PWEEEEEZZZZZZ......NO KITTENS...I'M TOO YOUNG FOR KITTENS".....GERG laughs......"Guess MTN BABE is workin hard on him".........SPACE rips his bathin suit off...dashes for the water.......dives in.........DD and WATCHDOG finally return....both with sand in places it shouldn't be....**grin**..........suddenly STONE DAGAIN and the lovely CSC swim out......."Thanks you guys....this is a great party......love the bands and everything"........
ANGEL EYES and LEGAL EAGLE shed their bikinis.....dancing wildly on the sand to the music.......AC/DC begins to sing.....but over the mic one says...."We have a friend we'd like to stand in with us on our last song.....I believe you all know him.....JAKE".......on that cue he leaps to the stage with his axe in hand.....they begin to kick out their next tune....JAKE playing the lead........ELLE FRESCO smiles with amazement and delight.......but eventually the song fades.....AC/DC exits the stage and METALLICA steps up.....they begin to jam.....
The evening continues on.....SPLIFF shouts....."WHALE'S DONE!!!"......KIMBERLY and others walk over to taste the master chefs work........
PURPLE 69 begins to set up a volleyball net.....BULLWINKLE assists her........once it's set up she yells....."NUDE BEACH VOLLEYBALL...LET'S GO!"......they decide quickly that it will be the men against the ladies......the game begins......ladies serving first......LEA jumps up and down with excitement at being first to serve.....the men seemed pleased with this also...**LOL**....she serves...but the ball lands for an ace....the men still watching her bounce......hahahahahahaha.....the game quickly becomes 5-0...ladies favor...but the men finally win serve.....DOC SNOOPS steps up....he serves but LINDA quickly calls foul...."You can't use that thing to serve!"....**smile**....METALLICA continues to jam out in the background.......the game rolls on.....it's now 11-0.....but the men don't seem to frustrated at losing...**LOL**.....SKIMBLE serves next......then dashes up onto her court position......the men watching her every movement........the ball hits STARMAN on the head knockin him out cold.......but with a smile on his face.....they resume the game.....the ladies end up winning 15-0.......the men are exhausted.....not from playing.....but from watching....**LOL**....they all head over and feast out on some food......METALLICA starts their last song......KITTEN still dancing wildly on the sand....
Everyone scampers back to the bar....they begin to drink heavily once again....all are getting toasted.......TOMCAT returns smiling......"Well....maybe just a few kittens would be alright".....**grin**.......KISS starts to take the stage.......they begin to play loudly.....everyone numb once again.....they all begin to dance.....everyone still in the buff....**smile**......the band is having a hard time keeping their songs together....**grin**........eventually the band comes to their last song......they thanks everyone for having them.......as well as the other bands.......then they begin to play HOTTER THAN HELL.....the crowd goes wild.....they dance and dance.....till the song fades......then the band removes the equipment and exits the stage.....suddenly the choppers arrive again....the bands board....wave one last time to the crowd and fly away.......
TASHAL99 kicks on the tunes once more............everyone continues dancing......but suddenly....trouble.....
LEGAL EAGLE says "Helwo occifer.....can I help wu.....I'm the atturney for this group.....here's my card.....wait....where's my card....hey....where's my clothes.....uuummmmmm.....can we talk??".......the officer smiles and says...."Sorry maam....gonna have to run all of you in for distubin the peace....public intoxication.....and public indescency".......and on that cue the entire group turns....bends over....and moons the occifer......**LOL**.....then they are carted away to..........
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Then out jumps ANGEL EYES......DOCTOR SNOOPS......XEROX.....
BDC....BULLWINKLE......and last but not least....KITTEN.......the tour group smiles with amazement.....everyone dashes over to greet the new arrivals......SPACE pinches GERG on the arse....."Told ya we'd need a couple of busses"....**burrrrp**.......the newcomers quickly join in the festivities......
Meanwhile GERG hoists LYONESS up on his shoulders.....SPACE hoists PEGGY up....they begin to have chicken fights in the ocean......laughing and carrying on......and it's hard to see who's enjoying it the most...**grin**
THANKS FOR STUMBLING BY! **HIC**
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