They finally arrive at their destination......the final show in Miami......JAMS TAVERN AND GRILL.......the bus horn sounds out.....SCRUFF pulls into the parking lot.....parks the bus and opens the door.......
ELLE FRESCO and
HOTREDHEAD leap off the bus first...taking their positions.....
clearing a path for the tarbenders.........most everyone exits the bus........heading for the club.... MOONIE remains on the bus.....removes his shoes and pants.....begins his duties stompin grapes for the wine.....DANGEROUS BLONDE says..."Hey....let me help"......she quickly removes her shoes and clothes and hops in the vat with him......**smile**.......GERG and SPACE finally emerge from the bus......wearing long trench coats again........they stagger towards the entrance........
TASHAL99 has control of the DJ stand.....she takes the mic......"OK......it's that time folks......are you ready to PARTY!"....she grabs a
The crowd sits in amazement......cheering with excitement......
SPACE and
GERG leap down......don their aprons and wipe down the bar.....they shout...
ORDER UP!
The tarbenders begin slingin drinks out.......Snakebites....Aftershocks....Tequila.....Lemon Drops.....Mudslides......with the precision of a surgeon....... TASHAL99 comes on the mic again...."Alright.....for our next song....here's BOYZ TO MEN......WATER RUNS DRY.......she slides the
SPACE pulls
MTN BABE behind the bar.....he says...."I have a pain right here.....could you check it out".....**grin**......she smiles and says..."Sure....just remove your bikini bottoms and I'll see what I can do.....hhhhmmmmm....no problem....I think I can fix ya up"....she disappears behind the bar......suddenly a huge smile overcomes
SPACE's face.......he begins to sigh and moan with pleasure...."Ahhhhh yes.....that is feelin much better"....**LOL**.......she reappears....smiles and says...."Glad I could be of service.....call anytime"...**wink**.........ELLE FRESCO drinks two bottles of 1800.....then takes out her gun....walks over to a male patron....."Ok buddy....kiss me like you want me....and it better be good!!!!".......
MISS KITTY dashes around the bar in her very short skirt with her
SPACE and
GERG send out the bubbly....everyone raises their glasses and toasts the happy couple.......TASHAL99 comes on the mic....."Well....let's celebrate the announcement......here's TWISTED by KEITH SWEAT......everyone get out on the floor"......B-GIRL changes the lights.....sucks down eight Bud Lights and leaps over the counter.....she dashes to the bar....leaps up and rips her clothes off....wearing nothing more than a nice red teddy...mmmmmmm....she winks at
GERG.....he rips off his apron and leaps to the bar in his mesh bikini underwear......they dance together.....the crowd watching intensely....throwing money.....whistling.......SPACE can't resist....rips off his apron and leaps to the bar in his mesh bikini.....motions to
SKIMBLE......she follows suit.....removes her clothes....leaps onto the bar wearing a beautiful white teddy....mmmmmmm.......they all dance along the bar.......
HOTREDHEAD walks over and watches GERG dance......she smiles at him and waves some fur covered handcuffs at him.......he grins excitedly......she says..."Hey babe......wanna have me guard your body for a bit?".......he leaps off the bar....sweeps her up and carries her to the liquor stock room......laughing the whole way sayin...."MMMmmmmmm...beat me...whip me...hurt me!"
SMOKE and
MAD DOG sit at the base of the bar.....each has a hose in their mouth which is connected to a keg.....**smile**.....they seem quite content....
Most of the tour group seems to be buzzing about the party to come after the show.....all are excited with anticipation.....wondering what surprises are in store for them.......TASHAL99 comes on the mic once more....."Well all...this is our final song here.....it has been a blast......but we have to skoot......we head for Orlando tomorrow......we leave you with JON B.....PRETTY GIRL.....and as always....this will be a ladies choice"....she slips in the
The lights go dark again....when they come back on.....the entire tour group is gone.....they have headed out on their way to a.....
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THEY SAY I'M CRAZY....I REALLY DON'T CARE.....THAT'S MY PREROGATIVE....THEY SAY I'M NASTY....BUT I DON'T GIVE A DAMN....GETTIN GIRLS IS HOW I LIVE.....
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ALLOWING US TO PLAY.
HOPE WE DIDN'T SHOCK YOU.....HOPE YOU WERE READY,
FOR THE SONGS..THE LAUGHING...AND DON'T FORGET THAT RED TEDDY.
MIAMI HAS BEEN GREAT AND TREATED US QUITE WELL,
IN FACT THROUGH MOST OF IT I'VE BEEN DRUNK AS HELL.
BUT THE CLOCK TICKS ON......I REALLY MUST SCAT,
MOONIE'S FEET ARE GETTING PURPLE SQUISHIN GRAPES IN THE VAT.
SO I BID YOU TA TA....WHAT A TIME IT'S BEEN,
EVERYONE BE GOOD TILL OUR PATHS CROSS AGAIN!
THANKS FOR STUMBLING BY! **HIC**
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