JAMMIN AT JAMS!




They finally arrive at their destination......the final show in Miami......JAMS TAVERN AND GRILL.......the bus horn sounds out.....SCRUFF pulls into the parking lot.....parks the bus and opens the door....... ELLE FRESCO and HOTREDHEAD leap off the bus first...taking their positions.....

clearing a path for the tarbenders.........most everyone exits the bus........heading for the club.... MOONIE remains on the bus.....removes his shoes and pants.....begins his duties stompin grapes for the wine.....DANGEROUS BLONDE says..."Hey....let me help"......she quickly removes her shoes and clothes and hops in the vat with him......**smile**.......GERG and SPACE finally emerge from the bus......wearing long trench coats again........they stagger towards the entrance........

TASHAL99 has control of the DJ stand.....she takes the mic......"OK......it's that time folks......are you ready to PARTY!"....she grabs a ....slides it in....BOBBY BROWN.....MY PREROGATIVE begins to play...... B-GIRL hits the lights....a wild light show begins.....GERG and SPACE crash through the doors.....GERG pinches SPACE on the arse....**smile**....then they leap to the bar.....rip off their trench coats.....they begin to dance and sing....


THEY SAY I'M CRAZY....I REALLY DON'T CARE.....THAT'S MY PREROGATIVE....THEY SAY I'M NASTY....BUT I DON'T GIVE A DAMN....GETTIN GIRLS IS HOW I LIVE.....

The crowd sits in amazement......cheering with excitement...... SPACE and GERG leap down......don their aprons and wipe down the bar.....they shout... ORDER UP!

The tarbenders begin slingin drinks out.......Snakebites....Aftershocks....Tequila.....Lemon Drops.....Mudslides......with the precision of a surgeon....... TASHAL99 comes on the mic again...."Alright.....for our next song....here's BOYZ TO MEN......WATER RUNS DRY.......she slides the in....B-GIRL begins the light show.....TOMCAT grabs DD and they head to the dance floor.....he wraps his arms around her and pulls her close.....his paws begin to wander up and down her body....mmmmmmmmm....he purrrrrrrrrrzzz with excitement...**smile**......LEA grabs a male patron and they hit the floor......she says..."Hey handsome.....you ever done it in a bus?"....**grin**....... TJ uses a cell phone and checks on the arrangements for the party to follow......she winks at GERG..."Everything is ready honey.....it's a go!".....he blows her a kiss and says...."GREAT!".......LEGAL EAGLE grabs six bottles of tequila......downs three of them quickly......eyes MAD DOG......"Hey...care to dance?"........he nods yes and they head for the floor......they begin to dance....their bodies grinding together......boy it is hot on the floor.....

SPACE pulls MTN BABE behind the bar.....he says...."I have a pain right here.....could you check it out".....**grin**......she smiles and says..."Sure....just remove your bikini bottoms and I'll see what I can do.....hhhhmmmmm....no problem....I think I can fix ya up"....she disappears behind the bar......suddenly a huge smile overcomes SPACE's face.......he begins to sigh and moan with pleasure...."Ahhhhh yes.....that is feelin much better"....**LOL**.......she reappears....smiles and says...."Glad I could be of service.....call anytime"...**wink**.........ELLE FRESCO drinks two bottles of 1800.....then takes out her gun....walks over to a male patron....."Ok buddy....kiss me like you want me....and it better be good!!!!"....... MISS KITTY dashes around the bar in her very short skirt with her .....snappin some real close ups of the action before her....mmmmmm......I'll get a Nobel Prize for these....**grin**.......SPLIFF sucks down twelve Rollin Rocks and chews on some beer nuts.....he whistles at SKOOLY ....."Hey....wanna check out my nuts???"......she grins and saunters over next to him....."Well....I just might have to inspect them big boy".......CSC walks up to the bar....whispers to GERG......"Could I please have a Brandy to calm my nerves...I'm gonna ask STONE DAGAIN if he'll marry me".......GERG smiles ear to ear...."Sure thing cutie....and congrats....I know he'll say yes".......she sips her Brandy....then walks over to STONE DAGAIN....takes his hand.....leads him to a back booth.....away from the crowd.......they sit down...she looks into his eyes....takes his hand......"Honey...you know I love ya......I would very much like us to spend the rest of our lives together....will you marry me?"......he smiles ear to ear...."YES...YES...YES!"......she looks towards the bar.....gives GERG the thumbs up......with that he rings the bell.....

***DING***DING***DING***TIP YOUR HATS AND RAISE YOUR SKIRTS***I HAVE A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT***I WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THE ENGAGEMENT OF TWO OF OUR TOUR PASSENGERS...*** CSC AND STONE DAGAIN ***A ROUND OF DOM PERINGNON ON THE HOUSE***PLEASE JOIN ME IN WISHING THEM A LONG AND HAPPY TIME TOGETHER***

SPACE and GERG send out the bubbly....everyone raises their glasses and toasts the happy couple.......TASHAL99 comes on the mic....."Well....let's celebrate the announcement......here's TWISTED by KEITH SWEAT......everyone get out on the floor"......B-GIRL changes the lights.....sucks down eight Bud Lights and leaps over the counter.....she dashes to the bar....leaps up and rips her clothes off....wearing nothing more than a nice red teddy...mmmmmmm....she winks at GERG.....he rips off his apron and leaps to the bar in his mesh bikini underwear......they dance together.....the crowd watching intensely....throwing money.....whistling.......SPACE can't resist....rips off his apron and leaps to the bar in his mesh bikini.....motions to SKIMBLE......she follows suit.....removes her clothes....leaps onto the bar wearing a beautiful white teddy....mmmmmmm.......they all dance along the bar.......

HOTREDHEAD walks over and watches GERG dance......she smiles at him and waves some fur covered handcuffs at him.......he grins excitedly......she says..."Hey babe......wanna have me guard your body for a bit?".......he leaps off the bar....sweeps her up and carries her to the liquor stock room......laughing the whole way sayin...."MMMmmmmmm...beat me...whip me...hurt me!"

SMOKE and MAD DOG sit at the base of the bar.....each has a hose in their mouth which is connected to a keg.....**smile**.....they seem quite content....

Most of the tour group seems to be buzzing about the party to come after the show.....all are excited with anticipation.....wondering what surprises are in store for them.......TASHAL99 comes on the mic once more....."Well all...this is our final song here.....it has been a blast......but we have to skoot......we head for Orlando tomorrow......we leave you with JON B.....PRETTY GIRL.....and as always....this will be a ladies choice"....she slips in the ..... B-GIRL lowers the lights....everyone begins to dance.....while the song plays most of the tour group slowly exits the bar..... GERG whispers to TJ..."Ok love....you know what to do.....I'll meet you all there"......the song begins to fade.... B-GIRL kills the lights....shines a spotlight on the bar..... GERG leaps to the bar........"Well all.....we've had a blast here tonight......we appreciate you having us here.......but alas....we must depart....but before I go we leave you with a poem......


JAMS TAVERN AND GRILL....GOSH WHAT CAN I SAY,
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ALLOWING US TO PLAY.
HOPE WE DIDN'T SHOCK YOU.....HOPE YOU WERE READY,
FOR THE SONGS..THE LAUGHING...AND DON'T FORGET THAT RED TEDDY.
MIAMI HAS BEEN GREAT AND TREATED US QUITE WELL,
IN FACT THROUGH MOST OF IT I'VE BEEN DRUNK AS HELL.
BUT THE CLOCK TICKS ON......I REALLY MUST SCAT,
MOONIE'S FEET ARE GETTING PURPLE SQUISHIN GRAPES IN THE VAT.
SO I BID YOU TA TA....WHAT A TIME IT'S BEEN,
EVERYONE BE GOOD TILL OUR PATHS CROSS AGAIN!

The lights go dark again....when they come back on.....the entire tour group is gone.....they have headed out on their way to a.....

PARTY!

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