They pull out of the campgrounds headin for the next show.....everyone is excited......REBOK sits in the private rooms going over tonights scripts....."GERG....you should love this show...it's pure country"......GERG downs another bottle of Goldschlagger...."Cool...we're at Dollywood".....**burrrrp**.....SPACE laughs....."No way cutie....we're at Graceland"....**hic**.....REBOK shakes her head...."Will you guys ever keep up with where we're at?"....GERG throws up on SPACE...."Hell....we're on a bus aren't we?"....SPACE takes some of the mess and wipes it in GERG's face....**hic**....."Yep...we're on a bus".....they both laugh and jump in the shower.....

AYLA pulls out her cell phone...calls the owner of the Cheyenne Saloon...."We're on the way....is everything ready....these guys will definitly give you a show tonight".....she stashes the cell phone and walks to the back of the bus and gives the tarbenders the thumbs up......SKYE enters their rooms.....to add the finishing touches to their make-up....."Perfect.....you guys look perfect"

SCRUFF passes the word back...."Fifteen minutes till we arrive".....ELLE FRESCO and HOTREDHEAD check their weapons and accessories....knowing this will be a wild show....everone else pounds down drinks...anticipating a great night.....MTN BABE heads back to see the tarbenders....wanting to check the blood level in their alcohol systems....."You guys are fine....barely a trace of blood in either of you...pure alcohol!"....SPACE smiles...**hic**...."Could have told ya that"...**grin**

SPACE emerges from his private room..."Listen up everybody....tonight is country night...let's have a great time tonight.....oh yeah....GERG and I have a small surprise for everyone this evening"...**LOL**....the group smiles nervously!

Suddenly the horn sounds out.....T BEAR shouts..."WE'RE HERE!".....SCRUFF pulls the bus into the parking lot....there's a huge crowd outside the club awaiting their arrival......the bus comes to a stop.....the door opens.....out jumps HOTREDHEAD and ELLE FRESCO.....

...they try and hold the crowd back......everyone wanting to get a glimpse of the two famous bartenders......the tour group slowly piles off the bus....waving to the crowd.....then dashing inside the club....AYLA looks at the tarbenders...."Ok guys.....it's that time again".......they quickly chug their drinks....**burrrrp**....then stumble off the bus.....the crowd goes crazy......HOTREDHEAD and ELLE FRESCO lead the way.....pushing people back.....finally making their way to the doors....

Inside TASHAL99 has control of the DJ stand.....she takes the mic...."Alrighty.....are you ready Cheyenne Saloon.....cause it's that time again....hide your wives....hide your girlfriends....and especially...hide all small pets.....they are here.....I give you.....SPACE and GERG!".....B-GIRL kills the lights......suddenly a spotlight shines on the bar......SPACE and GERG leap to the bar.....tear off their trench coats and begin to sing and dance.....

The crowd whistles and cheers wildly......going crazy...tossing their cowboy hats in the air.....GERG and SPACE jump down behind the bar......don their aprons...wipe down the bar and shout....ORDER UP!......they begin sliding drinks down the bar.....Long Necks.....Jack Daniels....B-52's...Tequila.....Lemon Drops....Snakebites.....on and on.....mixing and sending them out....with the precision of a brain surgeon......TASHAL99 grabs the mic again......"Ok....we're gonna try and keep ya dancing tonight.....there will be some surprises mixed in with a few requests.....so hope everyone will KICK IT UP!!!".....she slides a in...."Now....to start us off...here's Mark Chesnutt with Too Cold At Home".......B-GIRL sets the lights.....screams......"YEEEEEEE HAAAAAA".....then leaps down onto the dance floor and begins to dance.....TOMCAT grabs KITTEN and they race for the floor......she begins to dance around him...........SKOOLY walks among the cowboys....."Hey....never checked western nuts.....this could be fun".......MOONIE and LINDA head for the dance floor......dancing close together.....he smiles at her..."Hey...wanna see my purple ummm...errrr.....well....you just wanna see it later????"......she giggles....."Ooohhh yes....I'll write a poem about it"....**grin**.......KIMBERLY dons her bikini and cowgirl boots.....starts dancing on the bar.....SPACE grins at GERG...."Look at the horns on that thang"...**smile**.....DOC SNOOPS and MTN BABE are on the dance floor......wow....didn't know you could do that with a thermometer while dancing....damn....doctors never cease to amaze ya.....**grin**.....SKYE sits on the mechanical bull...winks at XEROX...."Wanna ride big boy?"......he quickly tosses the laptop to GERG and leaps on.....the mechanized bull begins to move wickedly.....SKYE moans with pleasure..."Mmmm.....you are good aren't you?".....XEROX laughs...."You're on the saddle horn love"....**LOL**

Suddenly at the bar a voice says...."Hey cutie.....mix me something HOT!"......GERG turns quickly recognizing the voice.....to his delight there stands STARY4U....he smiles..."MMmmmmm...I got somethin hot for you maam.....here's a Mexican Missile for you...mmmmm".........he mixes the shooter....places it in front of the delicious lookin lady.....she downs it quickly......he can resist no longer....he quickly grabs her and pulls her behind the bar......they disappear suddenly.....clothes begin flying through the air....faint moans and groans can be heard......the bottles rattle on the shelves....the floor shakes.....then just as suddenly it stops......they both reappear.....hair a mess....but both smilin ear to ear......she giggles...."Damn....I love your Mexican Missile"...**wink**.........

MISS KITTY dashes around the bar with her ....snappin pictures of the wild stuff happening all around her......a cowboy winks at her...."Hey honey....you can ride my range anytime".....she laughs...."HHhmmmm....can you show me a prairie dog?"....**grin**.......REBOK sits with LEGAL EAGLE...."Are we gonna make it through this tour ya think".....LEGAL EAGLE smiles...."Sure thing....between these guys creativity and my negotiating skills....we'll do fine.....I'm great at mergers!"....**grin**........

TASHAL99 takes the mic again.....slides in a ....."Ok....this is a special request from GERG.....it goes out to STONE DAGAIN and CSC.....it's LOOK AT US BY Vince Gill......B-GIRL changes the lighting......STONE DAGAIN walks over.....takes CSC's hand....they head for the dance floor....he wraps his arms around her waist....hers drape over his shoulders.....they move slowly to the music....he kisses her softly and whispers...I love you....let's tie the knot now...please say yes".....a tear comes to her eye.....she kisses him...."I'll marry you anytime".......he looks over and gives GERG the nod......they continue dancing....lost in the moment.....slowly a crowd joins the lovely couple......SMOKE asks SKIMBLE to dance......they hit the floor.....boy does she look good too.....mmmmmmmm......CYBERMAN....sporting his best cape....saches over to ANGEL EYES....extends his hand...she takes his and they head for the floor also.....CRAZY LOVE tosses his Green Jello Gun to SPACE......takes LYONESS by the hand and leads her to the dance floor......WATCHDOG kisses DD...."This song is us to a tee my love"......she smiles and they head for the floor also.....embracing each other closely......soooo much passion on the floor.....RINKO swoops down and carries T BEAR to the dance floor.....he wraps his wings around her holding her close.....GERG leaps the bar.......sweeps KIMBA into his arms....carrying her to the dance floor......mmmmmmm......SPACE is right behind him......he sweeps PEGGY into his arms and they head for the floor.....the floor is packed.....everyone enjoying the song and the special person they're with.....**kiss**.......alas the song fades.....the lights go dim......B-GIRL shines a light on the bar......GERG leaps to the bar......

The crowd cheers as they kiss......GERG leaps behind the bar....."DRINKS ON THE HOUSE!".......both tarbenders begin pouring the champagne......suddenly the owner dashes out......but LEGAL EAGLE rushes over and nabs him...."Now I'm sure if you read the contract and the fine print......you will see that they have complete control of the bar.......of course...if you like....we could renegotiate that contract....throw in a few incentive bonuses".......**wink**.......he smiles..."Ok....let's talk about this in my private office...follow me"......they head off to the back of the club....disappearing in the crowd......TASHAL99 comes back on the mic....."Here's Rosanne Cash with Runaway Train"....she slides in the ......everyone hits the floor.....MAD DOG checks the kegs.....then grabs LEA and they head for the floor......

Suddenly....the doors burst open....a shadowy figure walks in.....IT'S COWBOY.....on his arm is DUCKY.....they head directly for the floor.....holding each other tight....she smiles...."Can I play with your gun again later?"..........BDC leaps to the bar.....he begins to dance along the bar for the cowgirls.....showing off his longhorn....**grin**.......GERG quickly leans across the bar.......he kisses TJ passionately....mmmmmmm...."You know I love ya babe".......then continues sliding drinks down the bar......SPACE suddenly pulls SCRUFF behind the bar.....they disappear.....along with a bottle of vodka....faintly you can hear..."Body shooters"......clothes fly through the air....slurping and gurglin can be heard.....along with a few sighs of passion.....**smile**.....then both reappear....sticky and hair messy.....but both grinning ear to ear.....he smiles at her...."Bet you won't fall asleep in my car again"....**wink**......

SPLIFF fires up some herbal delight.....passes it over to GERG....mmmmmmmmmm...."Now this is pure country".......HOTREDHEAD and ELLE FRESCO walk among the patrons......inspecting the cowboys guns.......ELLE FRESCO smiles at one cowboy...."Hey....is yours a six shooter".....he nods yes......she laughs....."No you silly...wasn't talkin bout the gun".....**LOL**.......HOTREDHEAD walks up to a tall handsome cowboy....."You know...you and I could give new meaning to the term side saddle"...**wink**........they head off to a back booth.......

STARMAN walks up to the bar...orders a beer.....GERG leans over....kisses him....then pulls him behind the bar....SPACE quickly changes his outfit and the three leap to the bar and begin to sing and dance.....

The crowd whistles and screams for more....throwing money towards the bar.....the tarbenders leap back behind the bar and send out drinks once again......GERG slides down and kisses SPACE on the cheek....."Damn...you sure are a cutie"....**burrrrp**.....hi smiles....."You're not too bad either sweetie"....**hic**.........then SPACE waves PURPLE 69 over...."I think it's about that time love"....**wink**......she quickly leaps up to the DJ stand and takes the mic....."Ok....it's time everyone.....NUDE LINE DANCING.....everybody line up.....boots are optional"....**grin**......the crowd smiles....then disrobes and hits the floor....TASHAL99 slides in ACHEY BREAKY HEART......everyone begins to move in sync......PURPLE 69 leading the group.....XEROX is out there showing off his gigabyte.....COWBOY has his spurs on....jinglin and janglin.....STARMAN is next to SKIMBLE and is having a hard time keepin with the steps......LEGAL EAGLE is even out there....with the owner....obviously negotiations went well.....she is smiling and the owner is still quite energetic.....the whole crowd sways side to side.....kickin and stompin......gettin down.....like never before.....everyone loving the view.....paying careful attention to the steps and spins...**grin**......

TASHAL99 comes back on the mic...."This will be our last song.....it's been a blast....we leave you with Mary Chapin Carpenter......QUITTIN TIME......take care one and all".........B-GIRL changes the lights......the floor fills quickly......GERG grabs STARY4U and pulls her atop the bar and they begin to dance.....SPACE pulls SKOOLY up and they dance on the bar also......the crowd reelin from the nights events......everyone whoopin and hollerin.....as the song fades the bar goes dark......a spotlight shines on the bar.......SPACE leaps up on the bar....."Well everyone....can't put how we feel into words....country is my heart.....we've had a blast...hope you have.....and before we go we leave you with a poem.....

.....take care and see ya gain soon somewhere on the trail of life".........the bar goes dark once again.......when the lights kick on....the tour group is gone.....on their way to.....

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