The group stumbles onto the busses.....SPACE comes dashing out of the bar....leaps aboard...SCRUFF closes the door and quickly pulls away.....SKYE stands next to her giving directions to her house.....SPACE grabs DUCKY and they head for his private room......GERG relaxes in his private room with STARY4U.......
The rest of the groups is buzzing with excitement....ready to hit SKYE's house and crash there for the night......RINKO flies ahead watching for signs of trouble.....
Moments later SKYE shouts out...."WE'RE HERE....THAT'S MY HOUSE!"........SCRUFF quickly turns and pulls the bus onto the lawn.....the second bus pulls along side.....the doors open and SKYE dashes to the front door.....unlocks the house and opens the door.....the tour group begins entering her house......SPACE exits his room.....DUCKY following behind him...she has a devilish smile on her face......GERG emerges from his room....carrying STARY4U in his arms.....she has traces of whipped cream on her face.....**smile**.....the foursome exits the bus and follows the rest of the group towards the house.....as GERG enters he hears a faint call for help.....he looks off to the side of the front steps and sees STARMAN wrestling with a man eating banana tree......he laughs......."Hey...stop playing with her banana tree".......
SMOKE and MAD DOG begins setting up the wet bar in the back yard.....TASHAL99 sets up a small DJ stand also.......SPLIFF fires up the
RINKO swoops down and lands in the back yard...right on T BEARS lap........she begins to stroke his beak.....mmmmmmmm.......COWBOY sits talking with HOTREDHEAD....."Darlin....I love that set you have.....pistols that is".....**grin**.....WATCHDOG notices the doghouse in the corner of the yard.....he begins panting hard.....
CYBERMAN....wearing his semi-formal cape and tights....grabs ANGEL EYES...they climb a ladder to the roof.....he looks deep into her eyes...."Come with me...let me fly you to the stars"....she smiles and wraps her arms around him....holding on tightly....he gets a running start and shouts..."UP..UP..AND AWAY!"......then leaps from the roof.....into the air they go...WHOOOOOOOOOAAAAAHHHHHHH........**splash**........instead of makin it to the stars...they make it into the neighbors pool.....**LOL**.....suddenly an old lady comes from the house.....begins beating him with a broom......
SCRUFF and LEA are on the porch dancing......MOONIE and DANGEROUS BLONDE join them......the rest of the group relaxes.....GERG and SPACE send out drinks to everyone.......then GERG grabs the mic from the DJ stand....."Well everyone......so far Orlando is going well....want to thank you all for the great job being done....but now it's time again.....time for another CONTEST!.....This time it will be the ladies who will be dispaying their arses for judging...**grin**......so guys......grab a seat and get ready!!!!!!!"......he laughs and knocks over three people trying to grab a front seat......the ladies giggle and begin to disrobe.......they line up and prepare to strut their stuff on the back porch......CYBERMAN and ANGEL EYES climb over the fence and back into the yard.....he picks broom straw from his hair and takes a seat......she takes her place in line......SPACE yells...."LET THE SHOW BEGIN!"
The first to take the stage is SKYE.....she walks up onto the porch and struts her stuff for the men......they begin whistlin and cheerin.....she stops in the middle of the porch...turns around displaying her arse for the men.....XEROX smiles...."That's my lady!"........GERG grins..."Now I see why you never sleep"........next KITTEN steps onto the porch.....she shakes her thang...then stops in the cneter....turns for men......TOMCAT yells...."PLEASE HAVE MY KITTENS!!!".......**smile**.......then SKOOLY takes center stage.....she walks round.....stops and turns round.....STARMAN cries out......"Damn....she can inspect my nuts anytime!!!"......the men continue to enjoy the show.....next B-GIRL steps up and walks seductively around the porch.....stops center stage and turns.....MAD DOG shines a spotlight on her arse...."Now that's a light show!"....**grin**........then LEGAL EAGLE takes the stage.....the men go wild....howlin.....she saches across the porch....showin off her legal brief....she stops turns round for the crowd......CYBERMAN screams out...."I WANNA READ HER FINE PRINT!".......**smile**.....next DD walks up onto the porch.....the men begin throwing money.....she smiles and struts her stuff for them.....nice stuff too.....she stops....turns round slowly....swaying her hips side to side......WATCHDOG hands GERG a cloth......"Stop drooling dude....I already own all that stock!!!"....**grin**.......next MTN BABE walks up....she walks around the porch....displaying her tight arse for the men......she stops....turns round.....SNOOPS smiles....."She can ask me to cough anytime!"........SKIMBLE steps up next....she sensuously walks around the porch.....she stops....winks at the men...then turns round......GERG screams out...."YOU'RE GONNA NEED THAT PROTECTION LATER BABY!".........she grins and walks off the porch.....next CSC prepares to take the stage.....suddenly STONE DAGAIN rushes up.....removes his kilt and covers her...."No way you're goin up there.....let's go inside and you can give me a private showing".....**smile**......ANGEL EYES walks up on the porch next......she slowly walks around.....then stops and turns round......MOONIE says...."Damn....if that's what the angels look like....somebody SHOOT ME!!!"...........T BEAR takes to the porch next.....she walks across and back...then stops in the middle......turns for their viewing pleasure.....RINKO squawks......"MMmmmmmm....I like her nest!".......next LYONESS takes to the stage.....she glides around the porch......stops and turns round......CRAZY LOVE smiles...."She can play with my jello gun anytime!".........then PEGGY walks up.....she seductively walks across the porch.....strutting for the men......she stops and turns for the men......BULLWINKLE shouts...."WOW.....she can play with my antlers anytime!".........MISS KITTY walks up next.....she gracefully walks around the porch.....she stops and turns round slowly.....displaying a true work of art.......SMOKE smiles....."Damn...I wanna picture of THAT!"........LEA slowly walks up next.....she drives the men wild walking round the porch.......she smiles and stops center stage.....turns for them......SPLIFF grins......"I know what dessert I'm asking for next time on the bus!!!!!".....then AYLA walks up and shows off her curvacious body....mmmmmmm......she moves slowly across the porch....stops in the middle and turns round.......GERG smiles proudly....."NOW THAT'S A TOUR MANAGER!!!".......SCRUFF dashes up onto the porch....shaking her body wildly for the men.....they begin to throw money on the porch once again...whistlin and howlin.....she struts around proudly...then stops center stage.....turns round.......SPACE says..."Damn.....she can play with my stick shift ANYTIME!!"........TASHAL99 steps up next....walking around with a bounce in her ummmm...eerrrr...well....there's a bounce....**grin**.....she stops....then turns round......TOMCAT smiles....."Damn....I WANNA MAKE A REQUEST!"......**grin**......TJ walks up next....she proudly struts around the porch......she stops in the middle of the porch and turns......GERG whistles...."Hey baby....I got the whipped cream if you've got the time!".......she winks at him and exits the porch......KIMBERLY takes the stage next.....mmmmmm......there are no tan lines there......she walks erotically along the porch......driving the men wild......she stops and turns for them......COWBOY screams out......."Darlin.....I want to ride your range!!"........REBOK steps up next.....she quietly walks around the porch.....she looks tasty.......she smiles at the men...stops....turns.....BDC smiles....."WOOOHOOOO.....I like her script!".......next KIMBA steps up.....her long hair draped softly on her shoulders......she walks across the porch....then stops center stage.....turns for the men.......STARMAN grins...."Hey baby....can I be king of your jungle!".......PURPLE 69 dashes onto the porch next......mmmmmmm.....she shakes her thang around the stage...
..hot...damn hot....crotch pot cookin hot.......c-notes begin hitting the porch.......she stops...turns round......CYBERMAN shouts out...."I WANNA DO PUSHUPS WITH THAT!".........LINDA steps onto the stage....she glides across the porch.....lookin damn good.......love those Louisiana ladies......she stops and turns.......BULLWINKLE grins....."Damn.....love her cajun GUMBO!"..........next DANGEROUS BLONDE steps out.....she flips her hair around.....bounces across the stage......mmmmmmm.......she stops.....shakes her chests wildly for the gents....they scream and shout with glee.......then she turns round......SPACE smiles......."MMMMMmmmmmm......god...get dangerous with me baby!".......she winks at him.....then exits the porch....next HOTREDHEAD takes to the stage.....she casually walks around the porch.....a whip in her hand.....she cracks the whip....licks her lips.....then stops center stage...turns for their viewing pleasure.....GERG grins...."WOOOOOOWWWWW......beat me..whip me...hurt me baby!!"......STARY4U steps up next.......the men again begin to howl......mmmmmmm....she proudly struts around the porch......we're talkin tight body......she moves with grace and style.....did we mention lookin delicious.....she stops....winks at the men....turns round....bends slightly.....GERG shouts...."DAMN.....I'D EAT THAT!!!!".......**LOL**.......she grins at him and slowly steps off the porch.......then DUCKY walks onto the porch.....she slowly walks around.....she stops center stage.......smiles at the men....winks...then turns round slowly.....STARMAN grins......"MMmmmmmm......you can make me quack anytime baby!"........ELLE FRESCO steps up last.....as always....saving the best for last.....she walks her bootie around the porch....did I mention firm bootie...**grin**.....first to the left...then to the right.....makin sure all get a great view....then she stops center stage......turns round....WATCHDOG smiles at her....."Damn girl....get physical with me"....**grin**.....she laughs and exits the porch....SPACE steps up onto the porch...."Ok guys...time to figure out who the winner is......scream out who you think should win"......the men yell out names....howlin and screamin...hootin and hollarin....SPACE smiles....."Ok.....it would seem the winner is STARY4U.....the men scream with approval.....then a strange voice from the back speaks...."I'll agree with the choice of winners".......everyone turns to look.....and there stands one of Orlando's finest.......Sgt Fussmucker...he glances at the crowd......."Who's in charge here"......GERG looks and points to LEGAL
EAGLE.....the occifer walks towards her......"We've had some complaints about the nudity and noise from the neighbors".....she smiles at him...."Well occifer.....I'm the legal counsel for this group......I can assure you that there's no nudity here....**grin**.....this is art.....under section 33.245.1 of the Orlando judicial code.....this is a art viewing.....btw.....do you like mergers?"........suddenly the women jump the occifer......KITTEN and ANGEL EYES tie him up.....they carry him up to SKYE's waterbed.....they rip off his uniform and begin to paint him with body paints......KITTEN comments....."Wow...I like his night stick"....**LOL**.....
Meanwhile the rest of the group begins to drink and dance.....SPACE and GERG begin sending out drinks again.....TASHAL99 has the crowd rockin......they party into the wee hours of the night......then everyone steps inside to crash for the evening......the ladies keepin the occifer entertained....**grin**.....silence finally takes over the house......naked bodies lieing all over the place......everyone resting for the big night tomorrow...their last show in Orlando.......GERG walks around checkin on everyone......he finds STARY4U......"Hey cutie....wanna share some of those winnings with me?".......she smiles and winks at him...they head down to the den.....night finally falls on the group.....another night of wildness!!!!!
THANKS FOR STUMBLING BY! **HIC**
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