WELCOME TO MY BRAIN!
1998 - 2007
"Live on the Web for 9 years!"
Well, we have finally made it. Nine long years on the internet, thats makes it 8 more than we expected! I am Rufus Schmuck creator of this site and although we have gotten many offers I refuse to move from Yahoo/Geocities. I have seen many of my contemperaries leave and disappear. Such as Osama's shrine to Q-tips and Karl's tribute to Ear Wax. I remember when this website was an English novel. This web page is dedicated to the show that won't go away; Saturday Night Live(Paid for by NBC). SNL has held this nation together for twenty five years, although two have been funny it prevails! So, if you are obsessed with Saturday Night Live put on a straight jacket and sit down next to that man eating his hand. That's my Dad. I have been commited for... well a damn long time! The asylum is great, you can meet lots of crazy people. Crazy sexy, single people! I am a certified nut and you can be too. My favorite cast members are Mike Myers, Wally Hump and the Great Phil Hartman. So sit back and enjoy my insanity!!!!!!!!! One man's paradise is another man's HELL!!!!!!
30 Rockefeller Plaza: Home to Saturday Night Live and such historical programming as Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Last Call with Carson Daily, the Caroline Rhea Show, The Today Show and My Uncle the Commie.... and by the way you can purchase it for $19.95 from Ebay. (Plus Japanese sales tax)
What Rufus Schmuck brought from E-bay this week...
JOHN KERRY'S FAVORITE SITES ON THE WEB
COMEDY
A wicked cool SNL site from the creators of ass cream!
A Kick Ass place to lay your hat
The SNL Archives
The Official Conan O'Brien NBC page!
The Best Jim Carrey site... EVER!!!!
Saturday Night Live Transcripts
The Onion is the most accurate news source ever!!!!
A Very cool SNL Message Board
MUSIC
All Music, All the time. Sorry no nudes.
Barenaked Ladies at their best... barenaked and now sore free!
Barenaked Ladies Message Board
The Wallflowers
Jakob Dylan is a beautiful songwriter
The Great Entertainer Robbie Williams!
Stephen Duffy and the Lilac Time
Lily Allen
Brittlestar - an amazing band from Stratford, Ontario Canada
Stutter r-r-r-rocks!
The Vanity Project
PRESENTS
CELEBRITY FREAKS
|BARENAKED LADIES|
|WEEKEND UPDATE|
|HOSTS|
|POP QUIZ OF THE WEEK|
|PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT|
|YURI|
|SUPER HEROES|
|DANCE PARTY|
|SPONSERS|
|TRAVEL & TOURISM|
|CONAN'S HARVARD SPEECH|
|BRITNEY ON SNL|
|SNL CAST|
|WILL'S HARVARD SPEECH|
|A TRIBUTE|
|PERSONALS|
|MORE PERSONALS|
|FAQ|
Click here to be magically whisped away to the most breathtaking site on the web! The only place where you can interact with gorgeous women, ugly men and all right looking midgets! "This page is a magnificant look at passion, life, and love of the art of Artificial Insemination!-Don LaPre(Out of work crack dealer)
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Since July 27, 1998
Last Updated on Sunday May 20th, 2007 at 12:52:108 in Bolivan Standard Time.
This website was created and maintained by New Jerseys' own man of mystery and male extrordinare Rufus Schmuck. Rufus is in no way associated with Saturday Night Live, Lorne Michaels, NBC, General Electric, SNL Studios or Broadway Video. Rufus Schmuck is just a pathetic freak who is obsessed with the show that gave him a reason to stay home on Saturday night. For the record Rufus also stays home every other night of the week, but that due to him being a desperate and sad loser. Rufus Schmuck is even a freak by New Jerseys' high and competitive standards. Mr. Schmuck is making no profit at all from this website, most of his income from his low key prostitution ring and drug trafficing across the Canadian boarder. R.U. Schmuck means no one any harm from his cute little website. If you are at all insulted or disgusted with anything on this website you can complain to SNL Executive Producer Lorne Michaels at:
Lorne Michaels Is the Devil
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