· “too many pseudo Kubrickian sets”

· “Frances O'Connor plays Monica, or "mommy," like a mummy”.

· "Robin Williams has way too many voice overs, so many fudged in that I felt cheated by Spielberg. So much fraud going on … oftentimes Robin Williams seemed to be Teddy's voice also. I just got sick of it.”

· “... the very best Spielberg scene in AI runs along the same lines as his car chases in an earlier film of his, SUGARLAND EXPRESS. Here, his Mecha Hounds, motorcycles with Doberman jaws, run down obsolete robots and chew them up into scrap metal.”

· “Moon-on-the-Rise" Anti-Mecha, hunter-patrols are fun, man!”

· “Teddy, the supertoy's existential question, "... can you help me find David?" uses the same HAL 9000 voice, apparently, from Kubrick's 2001. I can recall that the real voice of HAL 9000 who Kubrick hired for "2001" was the Canadian actor, Douglas Rain. Is he still alive and did he get paid well by Spielberg for his voice over?”

· "I was angered by the very frequent and cloying use of tabletop framed family photographs. They are aesthetically and spiritually debilitating, when overapplied to such garish extent, to any semi-intelligent person. Spielberg should know better than to use such kitsch.”

· "William Hurt, although a very fine actor, is wasted here in this role and it shows in his frequent "idling" on screen, awaiting direction from Spielberg, with whom Hurt was obviously not comfortable as his director."

· "Dark lighting oppresses every scene, almost identical to Joel Schumacher’s lighting in FALLING DOWN. When did Spielberg go "Batman" or vampire flick? I didn't read about it in People magazine."

· "The scene where we first see David is total Spielberg schlock, in which a spindle-necked alien child, in shadows, with a plasma like pod-shaped head, is shown standing in an open doorway, and then we have to see his teenager-size white shoes, robotically shifting weight, hinter and hither on the welcome mat, shown in the next frame. Then we must wait still longer to see the Vaseline smeared face of the David we grow to detest, as the film straggles on. The constant waiting for any shred of a story plot was the nightmare I experienced throughout this sorry film. By the end of the film I couldn't care less if the Blue Fairy disassembled David and sold his parts to Maytag."

· "My friend in the biz told me that Ian Watson, the writer who did a nearly full novel-length treatment for AI for Kubrick, was told by Stanley "I need somebody to smear this [90-page treatment] with vaginal jelly." Spielberg got the wrong jelly, obviously, cause his petrolatum jelly that he is so fond of is quite a different lubricant that vaginal jelly! He must have been thinking with his ball bearings."

· "Often times throughout the film, I felt as if I too, like Martin Swinton, the orga [i.e. "organic"], human brother of David, was in a coma for several years myself, preserved in a cocoon of liquid nitrogen, watching a film drag on mercilessly for eons, and never being able to cry out ENOUGH!"

· "Dude. I noticed that the music at the Flesh Fair was provided by the same band that sang "Jesus Built My Hotrod," in 1991. I can't remember their name any longer. Did anyone else think they heard the voice of Jewel, in the killing scenes of the Flesh Fair? Many of the androids marked for death in the Flesh Fair looked like vampires lost on the set of "The Lost Boys," an old Joel Schumacher film. Spielberg must be enthralled with the artistry of Schumacher, because he plagiarized Schumacher's trademark use of dim lighting and dusky shadowing, and distracting darkness, throughout the entire "AI" composition. Was Spielberg using an 8mm camera, uuhhh, ... with just kitchen matches for light? Just who is Falling Down now?"

· "If we genetically engineered dogs to have 180 IQs, what global implications would this have? Would they overthrow humanity? Would it be more critical a social issue than if androids were being treated as objects, machines, ... as slave appliances?"

· "Implanting microchip processors into the human brain to enhance memory and computational skills, ... wouldn't that be a huge drawback because of the door it throws wide open for mind control, electronic surveillance of our innermost thoughts, and brain stem espionage and counter-espionage?"

· "I believe ancient man had a far superior computational and thinking brain to man's brain today, that back then used swirling magneto-plasma, and not connective dot.A with linear connected dot.B electrical neurons, that we have today. We were genetically altered by an invasive entity that defeated and re-engineered Mankind long ago. Evidently, Machinekind has already won the war."

· "Spielberg should be charged with CHILD ABUSE for taking liberties with Haley Joel Osmet in directing him to such extremes, as to depersonify him into a toaster appliance smeared with Vaseline, and keeping the thirteen year old’s face in a kind of knotted and frozen seizure, for so many months of shooting. The SPCA should have been called in to prevent cruelty, you know, the “Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Androids”.

· "The prominence of the Internet in assisting android infiltration of human thought and information processing and our psychic dream continuum is becoming more and more evident, so I say fuck it to all AI, in that my brain ain't never going to be hot wired or wet wired, or whatever things are building up to in our day and age."

· "Humankind or Machinekind. Will it come down to that choice?"

· "ARTILECTS: Artificial Intellects. My father works on that project for MIT, and also with the MIT research team on installing emotions into androids called the AFFECTIVE COMPUTING RESEARCH GROUP. This stuff is old hat and nobody seems to have figured it out, yet, that is on the outside, and nobody on the inside is "telling". Maybe Spielberg was right to take the robots side against humanity, as he did in this film, in what appeared to me, a Dreamwork's celebration of the victory of robots over organic life."

· "I saw THE WISDOM OF CROCODILES last night. UK vampire film with Jude Law. What blew my mind was when the Finnish-fanged, French-accented starlet, finished off the male vampire android [Jude] in the end. It was far more exciting than the Robot Executions in AI during the Flesh Fair mayhem."

· "NASA and their psychologists are using “Therapist in a Box” on people, using computers to conduct psychiatric therapy. Very unsatisfying, like making love to your blender."

· "Imagine a classroom for 10 year olds, five years into the future, in a world which unabashedly celebrates the human body and bodily functions. “Children, please don’t kick your computers when they are slow, the flying chips might hurt the other children, ... but you may piss on one if it helps you to de-stress. But if you do piss on your computer, you will have to wait to get a new one, unless the day suddenly arrives when electricity and water resonate harmoniously together as one!”

click here now for the TREATMENT synopsis used by Steven Spielberg, for ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE

SOUL-LESS IN SION

	Literary Read Out at DORIAN'S, NYC
	Review of Neil Labute's first plays
	SATELLITES TODAY ... what did Phillip K. Dick really know about the occult usage of satellites?!!!
	THE RABBI WHO KNEW TOO MUCH
	American HMOs will KILL you at top dollar !!!!
	A new drama, 'Druids In Deep Space' in progress--a play in suspension
	EYES WIDE SHUT -- What was Kubrick saying in cryptic symbols before Spielberg had him ....
	BAD DAD IN BAGHDAD
	Bill Gates and Permanent Temps [PERMATEMPS] and his role in GLOBAL OUTSOURCING
	"Why we have more Lice than Properly Counted Votes in the USA," by Bryan Adrian
	THE HOLLYWOOD TATTLER !!!
	Hot young actress from Bulgaria ... what a career!!

The Adrian Report on Illegal Immigration--a Guidebook for Liberals ... click here

This dove is one of the very few to get away from its forest of OUTSOURCING and temp agency slavery -- and it protected itself from being OUTSOURCED via flight and swiftness. Look how beautifully it flies away from both Hillary and GW -- both knuckle fisted outsourcers!!!

click here for BUSH IS BANANNAS!

Cochlear Brain Implants and the PBS Media Fraud"

http://carpathian_bronze.tripod.com/cochlear.html  

http://www.oocities.org/scalloped_tongue/GW_boxing.html  

Ground Zero

http://ground_zero_fake.tripod.com/BOVIS.html  

BOMBER BUSH AND THE BOMB --- DR. STRANGELOVE:

http://unemployment_crisis.tripod.com/CHAOS.html  

http://www.oocities.org/our4horsemen/cassandrasky.html  

MONICA LEWINSKY'S PRISON NOTEBOOKS!

http://monicalewinskysthigh.tripod.com/munchable.html  

We R PHUCKED! [HMOS]

http://unemployment_crisis.tripod.com/HMOS_WeRphucked.html  

"GOODBYE and GOOD RIDDANCE, Rudy Giuliani !!!"

 http://www.oocities.org/antarii_rescue/malachias.html  

"FEDERAL RESERVE: Alan Greenspan's Bedside Tales & EZRA

http://www.oocities.org/our4horsemen/ezrapound.html  

"TEMP SLAVERY: Alienated & Terminated http://unemployment_crisis.tripod.com/CHAOS.html  

"PERMATEMPS, U.S.A Immigration, and Our Jobless Crisis

http://www.angelfire.com/de/CassandraCrossing/PERMATEMPS.html  

** "Secrets of the Federal Reserve, Part I"

http://www.angelfire.com/de/CassandraCrossing/fedreserve.html  

** "Secrets of the Federal Reserve, Part II"

http://www.angelfire.com/de/CassandraCrossing/fedreserve2.html  

SPACE:

"WHOOSH!!!: ---- PLANETS & COMETS"

http://www.angelfire.com/de/CassandraCrossing/PAGE3B.html  

"STAR WARS: The Satellite Tip Sheet"

http://www.angelfire.com/de/CassandraCrossing/PAGE3.html  

http://www.oocities.org/chemosh_of_ammon/NGC1987A.html  

"TIME TRAVEL: Cosmic Unicorns"

http://www.oocities.org/antarii_rescue/index.html  

"CARBON STARS, Stonehedge, and The Parker Spiral"

http://www.oocities.org/antarii_rescue/index2.html

"KRAKENS: Commandos Against the Cigar Galaxy

http://www.oocities.org/our4horsemen/krakenwarriors.html  

"Blood-Stained ANDROMEDA GALAXY: Cannibalism--Strains"

http://www.oocities.org/chemosh_of_ammon/NGC1987A.html  

"Satellite GYROSCOPE Failures and Bytes of .666"

http://www.oocities.org/antarii_rescue/TOMBShistory.html  

"ALL SYSTEMS GO-GO-GO: COMET LINEAR C 1999 S4, Still Intact"

http://www.angelfire.com/scifi/krakenwarriors/scout.html  

"THE METEOR KRONIKLES: GALLED in ISRAEL"

http://www.oocities.org/antarii_rescue/banyanfig.html  

"ASTEROID REPLICANTS: Polymer Clones

http://www.oocities.org/antarii_rescue/banyanfig2.html  

"NEMATODES, Icelandic VOLCANOES, and Tasty ATP Hemoglobin

http://www.oocities.org/antarii_rescue/antares.html  

"Killer Wasps and Rabies: ... METEORIC Mummy

http://www.oocities.org/antarii_rescue/aldebaran.html  

click here for PART TWO, of Unemployment and Joblessness in the USA ... spiraling EXPLOSIVE social unrest!!

PERMATEMPS: WHAT ARE THEY? click here now ...
click here now for PART TWO of TEMP SLAVERY IN AMERICA: UNEMPLOYMENT DEATH & DESTRUCTION

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