Professor F.G. Cornucopia's invention of the week

This week:

THE A-TEAM DETECTOR

Colonel Decker - U.S. Army Military Police

Purpose: The Detection of wanted fugitives and soldiers of fortune, The A-Team

Principle: Each detector on the apparatus is designed to detect a different member of the A-Team. It can detect Hannibal's cigar smoke, B.A's gold chains, Face's attractiveness and murdochs insanity out to a range of 500 yards, aiding greatly in their capture.

Professor Cornucopia's opinion: As we all know the hardest part of hiring the A-Team has always been finding them, as we all know. Poor Colonel Decker. In trying to defeat the A-team you have only suceeded in helping people to hire them. Back to the drawing board I fear.

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