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| "Take this object, but beware, it carries a terrible curse." "Ooh, that's bad." "But it comes with a free frogurt..." |
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| "Oh, there's a NEW Mexico." |
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| "It has come to my attention that NBC sucks." |
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| "I am so smart, S-M-R-T..." |
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| "You want the truth?? You can't handle the truth! 'Cause when you reach over and put your hand in a pile of goo..." |
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| "There was a litlle spanish flea, a record star he'd thought he'd be..." |
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| "D'oh!" |
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| "War, what is it good for, absolutly nothing! Sing it again now, OK!" |
| Bart |
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| "Who is it?" "Goons." "Who?" "Hired Goons." |
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| "Don't have a cow man." |
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| "Joe's Crematorium, you kill 'em we grill 'em." |
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| "Eat my shorts." |
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| "You ever been hunting before Bart?" "Nope. Something about a bunch of guys, alone, together in the woods..." |
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| Moe's lie-detecter test. |
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| "Don't have a cow man." |
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| "...Hey, hey. That's great. Now the car's gonna have to represent you and,uhh, this toy man will represent the car." |
| Moe |
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| "Beans, beans the magical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot." |
| Mr. Burns & Mr. Smithers |
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| "Excellent." |
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| "Don't have a cow man." |
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| Mr. Burns choosing which cow to eat. |
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| Mr. Burns singing about his clothes |
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| "Don't have a cow man." |
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| "Ooh, the germans are mad at me, I'm so scared, ooh, the germans. Oh no, the germans are coming after me..." |
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| "Smithers, there's a rocket in my pocket." "Oh you don't have to tell me, sir." |
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| "Don't have a cow man." |
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| "...Here's a phone, call somebody who cares. (Lisa dials 911) Give me that!!" |
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| "Poppinfresh, you gluttonous little dough boy!!" |
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| "Don't have a cow man." |
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| "Welcome, come in! Ah, fresh victims for my ever-growing army of the undead!" "Sir you have to let go of the button..." |
| Ralph and Chief Wiggum |
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| "Me fail english? That's unpossible!" |
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| "Ms. Hoover, my worm went in my mouth and I ate it. Can I have another one?" "No Ralph, try to sleep..." |
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| "Don't have a cow man." |
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| "I heard your dad went into resturant and ate everything in the resturant and they had to close the resturant." |
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| "You've done grand, laddie. Now you know what you have to do. Burn the house down! BURN 'EM ALL!!" |
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| "Don't have a cow man." |
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| "Hi Lisa! Hi Supernintendo Chalmers!" |
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| "Hello?" "Uhh, Mrs. Simpson, I'm afraid I have some bad news. Your husband was found DOA..." |
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| "Don't have a cow man." |
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| "Becoming a cop is not something that happens overnight. It takes one solid weekend of training to get that badge..." |
| Krusty |
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| "Ehh, I could pull a better cartoon out of my ahhh hey, whoa! Wasn't that great, kids!" |
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| "Don't have a cow man." |
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| "Alright, here's the deal. Everytime you watch my show, I will send you forty dollars!" "Checks will not be honored." |
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| "Don't have a cow man." |
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| Krusty's laugh |
| Lisa |
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| "...But I'm not fruit, I'm a kid!" "That's what the pumpkin said!" "Hi Lisa! we're going to be in a pie!" |
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| "Don't have a cow man." |
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| "Prayer, the last refuge of a scoundrel." |
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| "Don't have a cow man." |
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| "Hey Bart, according to this magazine, in another million years man will have another finger..." |
| Misc. |
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| (Barney) "AHH! Natural light! Get it off me, get it off me!!" |
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| "Don't have a cow man." |
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| (Barney) "Uh-oh, my heart just stopped.................there it goes." |
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| (Apu) "Thank you for coming, I'll see you in hell! (gun shots)" |
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| "Don't have a cow man." |
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| (Apu) "Yes, I'm sorry I don't speak english." "But you were just-" "Yes, yes, hot dog hot dog, yes sir, no sir, maybe ok." |
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| (Ned) "Hidelly-ho!" |
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| (Dr. Nick) "Hi everybody!" "Hi Dr. Nick" |
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| (Scorpio) "Good afternoon, gentlemen. This is Scorpio. I have the Doomsday device. You have 72 hours..." |
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| "Hello, is Al there?" "Al?" "Yeah Al, last name Coholic..." |
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| "Yeah, just a sec I'll check. Amanda Hugginkiss? Hey I'm looking for Amanda Hugginkiss. Why can't I find Amanda..." |
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| "Bea O'Problem? Bea O'Problem? C'mon guys, do I hvae a Bea O'Problem?" |
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| "Twenty dollars? I wanted a peanut!" "Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts." "Explain..." |
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| "Will the owner of the great big butt please move it outta my face!" |
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| Uncle Moe's birthday song. |
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| "Hello, is Homer there?" "Homer who?" "Homer....Sexual..." |
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| "So, another friday is upon us. What'll you be doing Smithers? Something GAY, no doubt..." |
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| "Men, there's a little crippled boy, sitting in a hospital, who wants you to win this game..." |
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| "Here are your messages. You have 30 minutes to move your car, you have 10 minutes, your car has been impounded..." |
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| "Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me." "Ok Mr. Burns, what's your first name?..." |
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| "As punishment for your desertion, it's company policy to give you the plague." |
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| (Milhouse) "Hey Bart, check out my new earrings! Pretty cool huh?" "Milhouse, my mom wears earrings..." |
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| The Stoncutters song. |
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| "I eated the purple berries!" "How do they taste?" "They taste like.....burning....." |
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| "Let's be friends. It says bee, and there's a picture of a bee on it! Ha ha ha.." |
| "Dear Miss Hoover, you have lime disease. We miss you..." |
| (Scorpio) "By the way Homer, what's yor least favorite country, Italy or France?" "France" "Heh, nobody says Italy." |