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| Patty: "Come on Homer, you can't spell obsequious without I.O.U." Homer: "I'll have to trust you on that." - SCOTT Homer: "Twenty dollars? I wanted a peanut!" Homer's Brain: "Tewnty dollars can buy many peanuts." Homer: "Explain how!" Homer's Brain: "Money can be exchanged for goods and services." - SCOTT Lionel Hutz: "Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatent case of fraugulent case of advertising since my suit against the film 'The Neverending Story.'" - Phil Mason Leonard Nimoy: "Hello, I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. They're all lies, but they are entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is no." - Duff Man Selma: "It's Patty who chose a life of celibacy. Selma simply had celibacy thrust upon her." - Duffman Hans Moleman: "Drinking has ruined my life. I'm 31 years old." - Duffman Pimple-faced Boy: "This is coming out of my salary. If I had a girlfriend she'd kill me. - Duffman Bart: "Listen Martin, right now I'm looking for a friend who won't leave me for a girl." Martin: "That's me. I'm just as unpopular with the ladies as I am with the chaps." - Duffman Reiner: "My eyes, the goggles, they do nothing!" - Duffman Poochie: "Hey, kids, always recycle... to the extreme!" - Duffman Ralph: "Pop music is hard work." - Duffman Kent Brockman: "I've said it before and I'll say it again. Democracy doesn't work. Now over the years a newsman learns a number of things that for some reason or another he just can't report. It doesn't seem to matter now, so... the following people are gay." - Duffman Disco Stu: "Disco Stu likes disoc music." - Duffman Cletus: "Alright! no more sitting in the dirt at the drive in." - Duffman Flanders: "I think I hate Homer Simpson!" (Flash to Homer in bed) Homer: "I think I hate Ted Coppell! No, wait, I find him informative and witty. Good night." - Duffman Oscar the Grouch: "Give us the money!" Elmo: "Elmo knows where you live!" - Duffman Sideshow Bob: "The following people will not be killed by me, Homer Simpson, Marge Simpson, Lisa Simpson, Maggie Simpson. That is all." - Duffman Homer: "Look how loud I have to yell." - Duffman Marge: "Homer, I've got someone here who can help." Homer: "Is it Batman?" Marge: "No, it's a scientist." Homer: "Batman is a scientist." Marge: "It's not Batman!" - Spadebrien Ralph: "Me fail english? That's unpossible!" - MaxPower076 Homer: "I'm a male, aged 18-49 and everybody listens to me no matter how stupid my suggestions are. - Chyna31621 Homer: "You mean you're never going to eat meat again? What about pork chops?" Lisa: "No." Homer: "Ham?" Lisa: "No." Homer: "Bacon?" Lisa: "Dad, all those come from the same animal! Homer: "Sure Lisa, some magical animal!" - Mjqrangers Movementarians: "Would you like to see our leader?" Homer: "Who the hell is that, some kind of leader?" - Hooty85 Chief Wiggum: "I'm sorry kids. I don't think we're ever gonna find your greyhounds. Maybe Mr. Burns will sell you one of the twenty five he got last night." - bigallo_77 Bart: "Ah, thelife of a frog. That's the life for me." - bigallo_77 Willie: "Get yer haggis right here! Chopped heart and lungs boiled in a wee sheeps stomach. Tastes as good as it sounds! Good for what ails ya!" - bigallo_77 Homer: "Oh my God! Don't eat me, I have a wife and kids, eat them!" - bigallo_77 Hank Scorpio: "Homer, on your way out, if you want to kill somebody, it would help me alot." - bigallo_77 Marge: "I'm not wild about these high risk ventures. They sound a little risky!" - bigallo_77 Homer: "He didn't give you gay did he? Did he!?" - bigallo_77 Homer: "So I says, blue M&M, red M&M, they all wind up the same color in the end. - Aliatron Homer: "I'm pretty sure she was going to be the next Hitler!" - Aliatron Ralph: "That's where I saw the leprechaun. He told me to burn things!" - Aliatron Witch: "His name is George... George Cauldron." - Aliatron Bart: "I'd like to come back as a butterfly." Lisa: "Why?" Bart: "Because nobody ever supects the butterfly!" - John Williams MacArthur Parker: "Have you ever heard of the 'Planet of the Apes?'" Troy McClure: "Uh, the move or the planet?" - Howard Everhart Captian McAllister: "Ar, I hate the sea and everything in it!" - Howard Everhart Captian McAllister: "He's not a man, he's an eating machine." - Howard Everhart Homer: "Stupid as a fox!" - John Cavanaugh Homer: "Just squeeze your rage into a bitter little ball and release it at an appropriate time. Like taht day I hit the referee with a wiskey bottle. 'Member that?" - Jabba Talking Dog: "Hey, Homer, find your soul mate!" Homer: "Hey, wait a minute, there's not such thing as a talking dog?" Talking Dog: "Bark, Bark!" Homer: "Damn straight!" - Ian Genser Mr. Burns: "Use an open-faced club. A sand wedge." Homer: "Mmm... open faced club sandwich." - Richard Francis Lionel Hutz: "That's why you're the lawyer and I'm the law-talking guy!" - Jennifer Messerle Chief Wiggum: "Let that be a lesson to you punks, kids never learn." - Mike Barth Lionel Hutz: "Milhouse, Lionel Hutz here. I'll be your new lawyer, bodyguard, unauthorized biographer and drug dealer... keeper awayer." - James Puelo Ralph's Leprechaun: "Now you know what you have to do laddie...burn them, burn them all!" - Gareth Bart: "Milhouse, This place is fantastic. How'd you find it? Milhouse: "This is where I come to cry." - Lori Duffman: "Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem!" - Ronnie Rinker Homer's Memory: "Find your soul mate Homer." Homer: "Where?!" Homer's Memory: "This is just your memory, I can't give you any new information." - Ronnie Rinker |
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