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The Baron Mondo Von Doren,
a minor demon, was sent to the physical plane to inflict misery upon mankind. Among
his greatest achievements: the introduction of new Coke, putting
together Milli Vanilli and managing the Olsen Twins. He has since
given all of those up, however, in favor of an evil scheme to hoist
such horrible films as "Attack Of The Giant Leeches" and
"The Brain From Planet Arous" on an unsuspecting viewing
public on his show Nightmare Theatre. He, along with his Mexican
wrestler sidekick, El Sapo De Tempesto, treat these films with all
the respect they deserve: none and have a lot of fun with them in
the process...
El Sapo de Tempesto, the only son of a Mexican sharecropper and a
Hungarian go-go dancer, is proud to serve the Baron in every
capacity. Although El Sapo now lives the good life, life was hard
growing up in the fields of Mexico. El Sapo dreamed of a better
life, of a place with indoor bathrooms and 24-hour buffet
restaurants. For years he watched his every dream crumble into dust,
until that fateful day when a UPS truck crashed in his front yard,
spilling its cargo of Ouija boards, canned hams and roller skates.
He used the Ouija Board and successfully contacted The Baron (he was
trying to contact Larry Storch, but fate is fate).
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