Are you sick and tired of mushy inspirational poems and heart-warming thoughts?  Do small children and kittens make you physically ill?  Would you die happy if you never saw the color pink again?  Do you long for bitterness and despair-with just a dash of humor?  If the answer is yes, you're among friends.  Welcome.

"Abandon all hope, ye who enter here"

~Dante, The Inferno