Each and every one of our mouth-watering concoctions starts off with beautifully alphabetized and properly cited quotes, followed by anonymous little morsels, a worldly mix of proverbs and traditional sayings, a finally, glamorous movie quotes. We also offer our collections of anonymous quotes, proverbs, and movie quotes in their entirety.
Perhaps you wish to start off with
something light? Certainly.
May we suggest a house specialty?
Our special blend of nonsense and
frivolity, as spoken by some of history's
great minds........................"But I
was just thinking of a plan to dye one's whiskers
[Lewis Carroll]
In the mood for something just a
touch meatier? Much meatier? If that's
the case, then we humbly offer up our
own collection of words to live by - certified
mush free, and yet still strangely uplifting......
............"In this
world of sin and sorrow, there is always something to be grateful
for"
[H. L. Mencken]
Is the political animal in you hungry?
Sample our dazzling array of thoughts
on the body politic, and take the
leftovers with you........................"Instead
of giving a politician the keys to the city,
it might be better to change the locks"
[Doug Larson]
Are
you in the mood for something, say
less cerebral, maybe even a little physical?
(nudge nudge wink wink) We have just the
thing, full of our trademark disenchantment and
promised to have a laugh or two. Discrete room
service available....."Meet me
in the bedroom in five minutes, and bring cattle-prod"
[Woody Allen]
Do
you wish to mock human stupidity? To
revel in your overwhelming superiority to
the rest of the apes on the planet? To hear
the echo of your own callous laughter? We
understand......................."And
now the sequence of events in no particular order"
[Dan Rather]
Is God in your life? Or do you have a
restraining order? If endless sermons,
itchy uniforms, and forced participation in
church Easter egg hunts has left you scarred for life,
take comfort. We share your view. Taste a few of
our hand selected quotes on the matter......."Christ
died for our sins. Dare we make
his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them?"
[Jules Feiffer]
Even
malcontents need to be inspired, if
only to stomp on daisies and make children
cry. We've taken inspiring thoughts, removed the
sunshine and cuddly-feelings, and left just good,
wholesome, zesty, cynicism. Try it. You'll love it.
......................."The
music should be in you. Then you can make the world dance"
[Freidrich Wilhelm Nietzsche]
But
maybe you'd rather just wallow in
the hate. Let us help. This one of a
kind dish is piled high with pessimism and
flavored with tart comments on the way life
is. You can't go wrong with this one.........."Passionate
hatred can give meaning and
[Eric Hoffer]
The
house specialty and our most
popular dish, fresh, delicious insults!
We suggest you savor this one, slowly
to bring out the fullness of its many,
rich flavors........................"Lullubelle,
it's you! I didn't recognize you standing up"
[Groucho Marx]
For our particularly morbid customers,
we are proud to offer a complete selection
of dying words, thoughts on death, and
deadly thoughts. Dark, sad, and (almost)
hopelessly miserable......................"I
have a piece of great and sad news to tell you.
[Jean Cocteau]
Got a taste for the theatrical? We've got
you covered -with hot, buttery, movie quotes.
Sit back and enjoy the show................."I
only came here to do two things; kick ass
and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of bubble gum"
[They Live]
Feeling
daring? In the mood to be
adventurous? Have we got just
what you're looking for! Fresh picked,
brand new quotes! Mmmmm, spicy!..............."Life
is too short to stuff a mushroom"
[Shirley Conran]
Feeling
lyrical in spite of yourself?
Not to fret. We've found a few poems
to make a cynic like you proud. Allow
us to serve up the very best in verse
without the fluff............................................................."All
this and heaven, too"
[Matthew Henry]
Dine
in true international style with our
exceptional proverbs and saying.
Traditional wisdom with Old-World charm,
or the exotic flavor of the far-East. Take
your pick, or try several................................."Trust
in Allah, but tie up your camel"
[Turkish]
Surround
yourself in blanket anonymity,
with our deluxe assortment of un-cited quotes.
But get it well it's hot. We're actively working
to figure out who the hell said all this stuff,
and the collection is shrinking........................................"Let
the wild rumpus begin"
[Anon.]
It's our
miscellaneous left-over bin!
The ultimate smorgasbord! A little bit
of everything, and you just never know
what you're gonna
get!....................................................................(Coming
Soon)
[Be Patient]
Have we
misquoted something? Is there an
incorrect citation skulking about? Have we
(God forbid!) made a grammatical mistake?
Well, for the love of God, tell us! You think we
want to look like idiots?
Perhaps you know who should get credit for one
of our anonymous quotes? Perhaps you would like
to take credit for one of our anonymous quotes?
In any case, don't hold back..............."You
might think I couldn't possibly comment"
[Michael Dubbs]
Of course,
we appreciate that we may not have
just what you're looking for, but we have thoughtfully
provided a few links that we hope will be as good for you,
as they were for us. Drop in and see what's around.