The Dyke ChroniclesTM

Just when you think there's nothing fun to do at work.....lol There's this chick at work...we'll call her Lonetta...she's the head admin in my department. Which only means that she works for my bosses boss. Well half the time she acts like she owns the joint...not to mention the fact that her desk is the cleanest and most organized and lets just say mine aint..lol So Lonetta's in her mid thirties...kinda ghetto but cute...she tries to hide her ghetto-ness underneath her hair pieces and funky suits but it usually shows thru on casual fridays when she wears her velour sweatsuits from the 80s...but its cool...i ain't mad at her.

Lonetta's also one of those chicks that walks around calling everybody honeybabysweetie...every morning when she sees me she says, "Hey sweet baby! How you doing?"...i'm like damn she don't know me like that....i don't even let male co-workers call me that...lol. But i let it slide cuz she's funny. Now she's always checking to see what I'm wearing...I have this certain suit...the skirt is pretty short and everytime i wear it she exclaims, "Go head girl with those sexy legs! MM mmm! Don't hurt nobody!" Now i didn't think anything of it cuz women do that sometimes..especially black women..hell i've said that too on occassion... But today was different. Lonetta comes over to my desk...i happened to be wearing the short skirt suit too...she stands really close to my chair and says: "I have something for you" I'm thinking she's giving me a fax or a package or something for my boss...next thing i know, she leans down and kisses me on the cheek! I was stunned. The nerve! The balls! The unmitigated gall! (Grinch movie inside joke..tee hee) I managed to forego my shock long enough to stammer through a smile "Um what was that for?" Just cuz you're wonderful...she said. Me: Oh ok...well thanks bye! So after she walks back to her desk...with an extra jiggle in her walk i noticed...i'm thinking ok this chick has gotta be bi...my gaydar was on red alert cuz not even I would kiss a co-worker that i barely know on the cheek... I called her back over to my desk...can i ask you a personal question? I say....she gets all up in my personal space inches from my face and says, yeah..what? Are you bi? She covers her face for a second acting all embarrassed and whispers..yeah. Aha. I am too, i said. After she walked away smiling, i knew that life at work will never be the same...i'm gonna tease the hell outta her....lol What's the score again? oh yeah... Dykes:3 Me: 2 (gave myself and extra half point for my boosted ego...lol)

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