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| With all the fine ladies voted off, the boys of Xobeffisams need to find new entertainment, so they turn to making fun of Forrest Gump. Well poor Forrest is gonna get his undies in a bunch over this... |
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| Well, this time instead of writing individual entries for every single contestant every single day, I've decided to make things easier AND more fun by writing SCRIPTS after someone gets voted off. Please enjoy the following Starvivor 3 SCRIPTS!!: |
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| That little trouble-maker causes just a little TOO much trouble for the likes of the Eciffo Tribe... |
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| E.T. makes a mental Force-type bond with Luke, but it all goes terribly wrong. Ribbit. Ribbit.... |
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| Dr. Ian Malcolm may know everything there is to know about Chaos Theory, but that won't stop the phenomenon from causing him trouble! |
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| Peter Parker has a thing for redheads. But his attempt to win the heart of Rose will go horribly awry when he becomes Spider-Man. |
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| As a last effort to save his own butt from elimination, Smith utilizes his powers of multiplication in an attempt to overrun the whole island!... |
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| The Xob Members are hungry, very hungry. Especially Jar Jar. His urge for fish and his inherent clumsiness will stir up quite a bit of mayhem... |
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| It is pretty clear that Gollum cares more about the One Ring than he cares about winning this game. His attempts to snatch it from Frodo have disasterous results! |
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| Emperor Palpatine has another plot to rid the island of his threats. This plot involves the recently constructed dingy and the shrimp catching device aptly nemed "water-gate"... |
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| Pumbaa gets all the other Sehsams members into a singin' mood. But that won't make up for his constant farting. Some people just can't take the stink. |
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| Rose is mistaken into believing that Forrest Gump is a poor boy, so she developes a little crush on him. But all will go wrong when she finds out the truth... |
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| With Frodo now on Malcolm's Tribe, he has access to the all-powerful One Ring of Power. And through it, he will finally learn the reason he's so transparent... |
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| Hermione does not feel safe in her current position. And what's this she's found? The Emperor's Stone? Oooo, what mischievous magic will she make? |
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| The mother of the dead alien vomiting girl from two scripts ago has attacked! What will Captain Steve Hiller do to stop her? Will his hatred for aliens finally manifest into violence?!... |
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| Elizabeth Swann really like pirates. So when the castaways find some party-worthy beverages, Elizabeth is quick to suggest they have a pirate-themed party! But of course... somethin' will go wrong... yar... |
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| The White Lady of Rohan has developed a crush on Luke Skywalker. But Luke's heart still belongs to Padmé. To what lengths will Éowyn go in order to win his heart?... |
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| After nearly three months of obsessing over Padmé, Luke finally learns the true nature of their relationship. How will he react? How will SHE react?! And who the kriff is really Luke's daddy?! |
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| Frodo Baggins has always been the favorite to win. But the appearance of two strange visitors could hinder his chances drastically. What's a Hobbit to do?... |