Adrian is such a fuckin jat salesman. he peddles that shit like crack, fucking cum swallowing man whore.
i dropped a quarter the other day and he didnt even fucking appear. fucking rip off jew prolly came by like 5 hours later like some typical rice paddy/dradle maker. youre dad is chinese you fuck. YOUR BIOLOGICAL DAD.
3 hiyyaya, 2 hiyaaayaa 1 hiiyaaayyaaa
go get some gas you bald motherfuker. what kind of a bald prick fuck talks about fucking a donkey. you fucking animal molesting jat sponge. your like the scrub brush in the bathroom at the ymca full of raging diseased male splooge.
youre ssuch a dirty jatty man whore that your tongue is stained permanently white. ugh fuck you make me sick.
stop lickin so many hoops its rotting away your relish tongue.
i write stuff here every couple of days or so. I hope writing offends you personally. If you don't like it don't read it.
enjoy!
happy valentines day everyone muhuhuhahahaa.
:Mon Feb 14th 2005804am:
:tunes-dayglo abortions:
Ahhhhh nothing like hilarious incriminating memories. fuck its cold today.
the only time im awake is when everyone else is asleep.
:Mon Feb 7th 2005 558am:
:tunes-the smiths-reel around the fountain:
I dreamt about you last night, and i fell out of bed twice.
you can pin and mount me, like a butterfly.
gah, nothing quite like waking up all depressed and sittin alone in the dark til the sun comes up listening to the smiths. such a good band.
it is kind of depressing though. no matter not like i can do anything else.
gah its time to go lay in bed til the sun comes up. seems the only time im awake is when everyone else is asleep.
captain minority
:Tues, Feb 1st 26th 131pm:
:tunes-the sounds of fags at durham college
so im on break and these macs at school are fucked right up.
so i got test results back yesterday and no hivshivers for me haha. man that jessica danyluk is a whore.
no matter there are sooo many good looking girls here and now i know i dont have aids.
fuck in msn work
on spare and aint got shit to do , nowhere to go. fuuckkkk.
whats with doctors trying to lecture you on sex , yeah cuz i asked the whore to fuck around on me and turn into a lying disease spreading cumpig
ahh fuck it i cant stay mad
IM CLEAN NIGGAS@!!!!!!!!!!!
time to fuck
scumbucket boy
.
:Wed Jan 26th 853pm:
:tunes-the sweet sounds of subliminal failure:
STEVE DENOBLE IS A FUCKING FAGGOT!
fuck you faggy ass rich queer. if youve got a problem ooooohhhh tough guy.
tb youre a fuckin homo too get some friends you fucking baby.
bunch of fuckin grown men crying like fucking 3 year olds
small doses daily.
:Mon Jan 24th 617pm:
:tunes-THE UNICORNS BABY!!!!:
Crocodile Dundee kicks ass. I was watching that movie today and he asks this black dude what tribe hes in. i was like holy fuck man you cant ask that, but he can cuz hes crocodile dundee and he'd be all like fuck ya ill kick ya foikin ass crikey and shit like that. if you asked a black guy what tribe he was in today he'd be all like fuck yo ass fancy talkin swagga cracka i come kick u in da face til yo mind erase then i blast off in my rocket for outta space.
fuck ya crocodile dundee rules.
jammin
:Fri Jan 7th 816pm:
:tunes-confessor:
So we set up Chris' kit and my amps and stuff in the basement today. What a huge difference concrete floors make. Sounds amazing. Very loud and everything fits in the mix and is audible. The only downside being that the basement is about 5 and a half feet tall. There's one light, brick walls and a whole lotta dirt. Reminds me of some kind of well kept dungeon. A good place for a metal band to practice.
We also found time to jam today. the first time in at least 2 weeks. We only got time to play 3 songs but it still sounded pretty tight and killer. changed around a few things, added a part or two. I'd say we have three songs ready to play at shows with 2 or more were still wroking on and tweaking.
THE BEST OF 2004.
:Mon Jan 3rd 850am:
:tunes-3 inches of blood baby:
I'm gonna post my favourites as soon as i can think of them.
post yours in the forum.
one thing i can tell you for sure 3 Inches of Blood's album 'Advance & Vanquish' was the best album out, in any genre. love that band.
new years 2005 and back to school.
:Mon Jan 3rd 835am:
:tunes-3 inches of blood baby:
so new years was good times. ended up haivng people down. got pretty wasted. highlights of the night would definitely have to include watching josh push steve into a puddle of snow and sludge on my front lawn hahahaha ah good ol rider. couper's ever present ''this man is so full of shit'' to anything sterling had to say . i drank that 1 and a half litre heinniken at 12. i prolly should have saved it i had enough beer. oh ya and steve being so drunk that he knocked paintings off my walls. haha waht a retard. then his little brother johnny showing up randomyl and trying to corrupt him before steve left.
so i start school today. im not exactly looking forward to it. its just now things will start to settle down into a different routine again. and life will become fairly boring i imagine.
It's sad that Stevo is also moving. Damn Peterborough, she's a venomous slut queen that devours and vanqishes souls to move within her lake trimmed borders. apparently its got a pretty high suicide rate. seems like a pretty nice town though.
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
:tues dec 28th:
:tunes-the smiths:
fuck fuck fuck fuc
some cool stuff happened so far on break.
nic came down. chilled with josh and douglas alot. had a nice long conversation with travis. got some piece. got osme revenge on a certain whore. waited around alot. slept. read some sherlock holmes, im not sure if i ever read sir arthur conan doyle before. i like him though. good writer, interesting short stories. got some hemingway books for xmas. and jeans without holes in them. didnt recieve any christmas cheer at all. fuck christmas i didnt even get to take advantage of kissing anyone under our non existant missletoe. THINK OF THE MISSED OPPURTUNITIES!!! i had that gorgeous hunky stud of a man adrian in my house at least 6 times where i could have gotten some missletoe action. for shame mother for shame. doesnt she know that adrian is our deranged sex doll to throw around and let black people rape at their own free will? if we cant watch english second language stunders plunder and spelunk adrians ass then what kind of a country are we living in.
haha that reminds me we saw some lady with a full on oxygen/hasmat suit mask. it was hectic and as a result i could not enter the hortons. what an ordeal. neither josh or adrian noticed til the way out. i sure wouldnt wanna go out to eat in public if i was wearing a radiation suit.
different strokes......
fucking stepdad on the fduking phone fuck fuck fuck die die die fuck . i could bedoin something interesting right now
fuck.
so the break has been uneventful but good and happy for the most part. christmas was pretty damn depressing but it always is anyways.
and here i was thinkin i had nothing to type.
nicosaurus invades whitby part 2
:i have no fuckin idea:
this took way to long to post
but nic came down.
it was good times.
nic is agood guy.
nic pplayed chicken with travis n his car.
only travis didnt have a car.
he had a dowling rod pimp cane walking stick contraption of some sorts.
i think travis probably would have lost but he has been known to suprise.
like that tiem you slipped one past the goalie trav.
put it home between the five hole.
then josh, me and nic got kinda drunk.
that greek kid steve was there as well. hes kind of a pussy though so he passed out on my couch. way to go steve im real proud of you.
adrians guitar is better than mine. grr.
there wasnt a lot of crazy drunen debautchery but it was still very fun.
i hope he comes to visit again soon.
my couch is always open dude.
rest in peace dimebag.
:Fri Dec 10th:
:tunes-pantera in rememberance:
A sad day in metal Wednesday. It was depressing enough it was the 29th anniversary of John Lennon's murder. But I wake up Thursday to find that Dimebag Darrel Abbot from Pantera was shot and killed performing.
ridiculous.
jessica danyluk is a stupid little whore.
:Sat Nov 20th:
:tunes-lamb of god:
Jessica Danyluk fucked the FAGGOT from price to pay and at least 3 other guys right after she told me she loved me. im gonna leave this up for a while because i want everyone to know what a stupid slut she is. fuck you jessica youre a stupid delisional little cumpig. i hope you die from one of the diseases you have. your just as bad as giofu, whore.
words without meaning,betrayal without action.
:Fri Nov 12th:
:tunes-asshole:
So nov 11 has come and gone another year
ill be 20 soon
fuck
lamb of god is tonite
fuck
YEAH!
i dont have any friends... wheeeee!
fuck
skelephant
:Tues Nov 9th:
:tunes-Warmachine-That new album really rocks:
This new Warmachine album definitely kicks ass. I wish I could find osmeone to go to the show with me. fuck i have so much school work. but this morning i woke up happier than a pig in shit for some reason despite the school and the hooptys (hahahaha hooptys). i tried to set up a pure volume account for my band but its fucked i cant even fucking get into it. so everybody get s a5 second intro of nothing but open e. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROCKIN!!!
and so forth..
the sun has hit its highest point as visible from my room, so i must vacate elsewhere. LAMB OF GOD THIS FRIDAY!
boo.
:Mon Nov 8th:
:tunes-NEW WARMACHINE ALBUM!KICKASS:
i tried to write a song/poem in the vein of the smiths. i think i failed but it turned out sort of cool. stream of conciousness rules.
cant you see?
were only out for having fun,
but apprently not that much.
i came, i saw, i threw away.
your eyes they magnify, regret.
im merely matter in between commercial breaks
i am not the bread and butter
staring up, orions belt.
the sky echoes the passing.
why does regret and guilt stay forever
when love is just fleeting glimpse?
we were driving in your car.
when i was simply overcome,overcome.
you know i had to get out, and walk away.
and it didnt matter at the time, and it doesnt matter now
but i walked home in the rain
and never called you again,
you werent waiting anyways.
so i went to bed, i was staring out your window.
tried to find michael's star but it was up to far, out of reach.
it's not the same as home. but now youre gone and i'll never be home
inside you again.
Now I'm (we're?) stuck
left nothing but to contemplate, everything,
everything, that never mattered.
stay the collision course
still head over heals without a seatbelt.
and i love it. i feel just fine.
asked for whom the bell tolls? it tolls for thee.
now take another round take a seat down like good man, youre a good man.
just something interesting i found
:Wed Nov 3rd:
Keeping a diary causes insomnia...
"REGULAR diarists are more likely to suffer headaches, sleeplessness and digestive problems, according to British psychologists.
Their finding challenges assumptions that people find it easier to get over a traumatic event if they write about it.
"We expected diary keepers to have some benefit, but they were the worst off," says Elaine Duncan of the Glasgow Caledonian University.
"In fact, you're better off if you don't write anything."
"
weird, who woulda thought. off to school
just a little older.
:Mon Nov 1st:
:tunes-opeth on the discman:
Two more things to add: When you see someone you know and they pretend not to know you or not to hear you and gay people with liza manelli, seriously its so fucking trendy to be gay now, ooohh im proving my gayness by talking about liza, shes not even talented. gee i sure wish i could have been born from another famous whore so i wouldnt evfen have to work to get my name out and millions of people would buy my album just cuz im judy garlands kid. what the fuck
cant you see?
were only out for having fun,
but apprently not that much.
i came, i saw, i threw away.
your eyes they magnify, regret.
im merely matter in between commercial breaks
i am not the bread and butter
staring up, orions belt.
the sky echoes the passing.
why does regret and guilt stay forever
when love is just fleeting glimpse?
we were driving in your car.
when i was simply overcome,overcome.
you know i had to get out, and walk away.
and it didnt matter at the time, and it doesnt matter now
but i walked home in the rain
and never called you again,
you werent waiting anyways.
so i went to bed, i was staring out your window.
tried to find michael's star but it was up to far, out of reach.
it's not the same as home. but now youre gone and i'll never be home
inside you again.
Now I'm (we're?) stuck
left nothing but to contemplate, everything,
everything, that never mattered.
stay the collision course
still head over heals without a seatbelt.
and i love it. i feel just fine.
asked for whom the bell tolls? it tolls for thee.
now take another round take a seat down like good man, youre a good man.
just a little older.
:Mon Nov 1st:
:tunes-opeth on the discman:
Pet Peeves: Slow walkers, people who have pictures of babies as their backgrounds, people who wait til theyre at the front of the line to decide what to order, oppurtunistic sluts, the national post, getting newspaper ink on my hands and laptop, being at school for 8 hours in a day and having a test.
other than that ive figured out some things ive needed to find, i dont know if ill be here come next semester. other people have made the choice easy enough for me.
my parents are going away on tuesday, i dont think ntheyve ever left the house to me home alone.
gtg to class.
nothing has changed im just a little older.
:Tues Oct 12th 932am:
:tunes-:
Thanksgiving was awesome. I love turkey. Chillin with my family was alright to.
My aunt and uncle are building a cabin! Thats going to be amazing. So this weekend I slept in, illied with Travis.,drank with the Douglar (havent done that in FAR FAR to long.), stayed out all night, got drunk, had turkey and got to converse with my cousin (who I havent seen in to long he is one hip cat). The thing I was most disapointed in this weekend was not seeing J-Rock. Hes always a good time and a half. And I mean sure i dont have a chick or any prospects....... but who cares when you got turkey and someone elses beer... i mean really.
good times, like old times.
:Sun Oct 10th 5pm:
:tunes-none:
Couper had a party. It was righteous. I got hammered said enough stupid crap, a good time was had by all.
spud is my bud and so is my beer.
:Sat Oct 9th 643pm:
:tunes-none:
so my other post didnt get put up. it was good to.
man people are fucked. they will complain of the same tendencies they perpetuate
oh well. not like i havent known people to be unreliable at best. least i gots some music and my beer. its not the town thats depressing, just all the people around here who cant let go of what happened in high school. what a downer
because nobodys reading anyways.
:Fri Oct 8th 1151pm:
:tunes-none:
so my other post didnt get put up. it was good to.
fuck it i dont even care. lick my hoop everyone.
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
my other fucking thing didnt get posted or saved. way to fuckin blow it geocities. fuck
yort
:Fri Oct1st, 1028pmm:
:tunes-rush:
So its week 4 of school. Other than that I don't think I've missed putting much here. School is ok, but busy. Ive seen far too many losers who dont belong at my school of late, but then I saw Leanne the other day which was cool. She was nice enough to pick me up from the africa bus stop and give me a ride to class.
I was supposed to go with her today but I feel like ass, sorry for the late notice Lea,
Heres what Ive been up to.
Brick Red Cap Ale. I forgot how good this shit is.
made for a tasty, stubby night.
purrrrr
:Sat Sept 4th, 840am:
:tunes-the sweet sounds of spud lickin his crotch:
so um yeah, ive been up since 530. i wake up really early now adays. which is good. for school i mean. but 530 is kind of rediculous.
apparently i have to go pickup a laptop today. ugh.
as time goes on,
things are getting better and better.
or are they getting worse?
and im to blitzed to converse
most of the time im just sitting here
first day of september
:Wed Sept 1, 1023am:
:tunes-nothing and kerouac:
From the crackled bow, to the high rising stem.
the sun beats down at the top leaves.
reaching and stretching for the sky.
my cat nods peacefully to sleep on my pillow as i watch him from my easy chair, infront of the window. so i could watch the street and have the sun beat down on me. i watch the people zoom by in their cars or on their bikes.
later on the older kids will come with their crashing skateboards and wizzing of scooters. it's just another dull sunny summer day as i fall asleep and dose away infront of the window.
the royale owns you
:August 10th 807pm:
:new megadeth album:
Josh Rider licked a strippers pussy. that is all.
the golden annointment of sheer disappointment, the lowest setting on wit's dimmer switch
:August 7th 437pm:
:new megadeth album:
been sick lately it sucks. last night i fell asleep really early and my sleep was interupted by stupid people calling for weed. i hope getting drunk tonite with josh will cure it. i'd like to quote footy today ''life is fuct, girls are fuck'', haha good old footy.
where is this silver lining you speak of?
:August 1st 834am:
:tunes:primus and tom waits doing kerouac's on the road:
My fucking god it's august already. i'm definitely not feeling to good about myself or to usefull at the moment. i've accomplished nothing at all. i think i ve reached a point of complete stagnation possibly. all i do is sleep now or get high by myself. havent wrote shit for my book (which is at this point just non existent) havent read any books, didnt work out like last summer, became more of an asshole somehow? my stepdad is a fucking baby and is making hassles of everydaylife, everyone is moving away in less than a month, my dog died that was the worst shit in some time. the cat is all fucked up now and pissed at me because it knows i put the dog down. maybe going back to school will actually be better for me. Everyone else is looking forward to it i guess i should be as well.
So its true im a complete bum and i don't serve any purpose. however i have still made a nice little chunk of money this summer. got me a paintball gun and! im getting a new weighing device soon. ooooohhhhh snazzy.
its too bad i suck though.
Today I linked up some new stuff. well old stuff i hadnt really posted before.
if you scroll down to the bottom you'll see some stuff. i remember being really stoned for the llama files so I guess I recommend that. Look for something on James Brown to come soon. OOOOOOOW!!!!!!!
bye bye lassie.
:July 25th, 857am:
:tunes:primus-coattails of a deadman:
Well my dog got put down last week. I am still pretty sad about that. Poor little Lassie.
Today I linked up some new stuff. well old stuff i hadnt really posted before.
if you scroll down to the bottom you'll see some stuff. i remember being really stoned for the llama files so I guess I recommend that. Look for something on James Brown to come soon. OOOOOOOW!!!!!!!
god damn im a loser.
:July 15th, 250pm:
:tunes:none:
They want to put my dog down. Some good stuff happened recently like getting wasted with Travis and his subsequent message he left the day after. Which by the way is the funniest answering machine messages Ive recieved to date. (''Mark I think I left my stuff there, along with my dignity, ugh I'll be by to pick it up later'') but yeah my dog is sick and my mom is going to have her put down. life sucks and i hate it. wah wah wah. die all of you.
stupid self serving people.
:Sat, July 10th, 1050am:
:tunes:skynyrd:
So apparently I can't even put my name on msn as anything mentioning a close friend of mine without someone freakin out or writing some message. honestly I dont care what you think. He's my friend, you two broke up soooo long ago. You both have someone else now and have moved on. so why the fuck should you care?
really now grow up and keep it to yourself.
confessions of a lesser known saint.
:Sat, June 12th, 1050am:
:cryptsymicktopenstien:
I find that people are so shifty and 2 faced around here nowadays. I feel that honesty is always the best policy. Unless of course its confessing to all those little animals i diddled.
THE FORT IS NO MORE!
:Sat, June 12th, 1050am:
:cryptopsy fucking rules!:
i came on here to write something specific but now i can't remember what it was really. So today i thought i lost like 200 dollars. i totally freaked out and tore my room completely apart. even the side panneling on the walls was ripped off in some cases. Leaving me a cache of some really cool old hockey cards that brought back memories that i threw in the trash. sadly the now infamous 'hotboxing fort' has been torn down and had the shit seriously beat out of it (the fort was concealing the money). it will rise again tho my friends. it will rise again....
as done by my hand.
:Sat, June 5th 11:26am:
:nofx-whatever didi wants(grade 6 all over again):
So I havent really written here much lately despite my total and complete lack of having anything really significant to fill my time with. Most of whats been going on really isnt even worth writing about. Theres been tons of things going on around me, but not a whole lot going on with me personally. So Im just going to highlight some of the good things to happen recently.
so today to celebrate nothing in particular im getting drunk with joshua.
I'm guessing by 3 o clock we will be too drunk to stand. wish me luck.
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