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Welcome to my Web site!
It's my website. These are my opinions. Agree or disagree, I
couldn't care.
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Awwwww.
Isn't it cute?
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Please,
for the love of the deities, have your freaking tubes tied and get a
vasectomy. Look at my little creatin. Isn't it cute? Look at the way it
breaks things and tears down the signs in your office building. Aww, and
the way it runs around and screams. Isn't it cute? It's so adorable the
way it disrupts everyone from their tasks when I bring it to visit the
place I used to work or take it with me on errands. I don't know why it's
so hard to get a babysitter. Hmm. Oh look, there it is saying mommy over
and over again. Isn't it cute the way I ignore it and let it terrorize
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Donate
your brain to charity. You're not using it.
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Everyone
has an opinion about something and most people have an opinion about
many things. That's good. That makes you a thinking person. Who
determined that these opinions should be expressed on your license
plate? Every time I see some moron driving a "Choose Life" license
plated car I want to choose their life. These are people who have never
had to make a difficult decision in their whole lives, yet here they are
telling other people where they stand on a moral issue every time they
drive or park their cars. These are the same people who double park to
pick up their kids from day care and block up the fire lanes in front of
the grocery store because they want to make a quick ATM transaction.
They inconvenience everyone around them while proclaiming that they have
superiority by brandishing their opinions on their cars. I've seen them
driving around a group of kids bouncing around in the backseat without
seatbelts on too. Way to choose their little lives. Want to do a public
service? Run them off the highway into deep ravines. And as their car
tumbles hood over tailpipe, remind them that life is a beautiful choice.
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Jesus
saves. He uses coupons.
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Why do you
need to save me? Got Buddha? Found Jesus since he was lost down a well?
I'm Taoist. Basically it means I believe that you should be a good person.
You should have love in your heart and in your every action (this does not
apply to driving in my case - I freaking hate driving since everyone else
sucks at it so much). If you be a good person and leave other people
alone, you will be a better person. Taoists don't canvass your
neighborhood on bicycles wearing thin ties and bugging you at 8am on a
Saturday. Taoists don't have a lot of rules governing their lives. Tao is
the essence if every religion - and the one big thing that most practicing
religious people seem to miss - love, respect, and happiness will make
your life rich and worth living. So take your Jesus fish, your bumper
stickers, your rosary beads, and your Mary air freshener and drive your
car into the ravine with the choose life license plate people. |
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