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| THE BIG RED MACHINE |
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| David Allen Hess AKA: The Big Red Machine Hess has time and time again drawn himself a mark in M-Dubs history. He has repeatedly shown the members of M-Dubs that he is a valuable comodity to have around. Whether it just be an opinion, carrying equipment, or taking care of the band when they are wasted, The Big Red Machine deserves all the repect and love in the world. From the time he did a astounding 22 shots of Jack Daniels to the time he jumped the little brown machine across the tracks, Hess is good friend to all of us and will one day wind up with the worlds largest breasted woman for him to rest his head at night after a long night of securing the perimeter at a Mourning Wood concert. THANX FOR ALL YOUR SUPPORT HEZZ, WE LUV YA -the boyz of M-Dubs |