NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOUR ASS: PULL YOUR DAMN PANTS UP

What is the problem with people today? You look like fucking morons when you pull your pants down to just above your balls. Then you complain from having to trip all the time because you step on your pants. I have a solution: PULL THEM UP. Unless you're black, don't sag your pants, especially if you're white. You look like an idiot if you sag. Why are you trying so hard to be black? It's like these people devote their whole lives to trying to be black. NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY, YOU WILL NEVER BE A REAL BLACK PERSON. Whenever I see white people who sag, I get pised off so much. People don't have opinions of their own so they copy other people. Stupid, unoriginal bastards. They're too much of dumbasses to wear something decent or practical. I've seen white people in Oakland who were trying to be black. They had everything: headbands, baseball caps with the visior to the side, and saggy pants. They were trying to act like they were born in the ghetto or something, and then some 7 year old black kid pulls out a pistol and started to shoot. They tried to run away, but they tripped on their pants and the kid shot them all. I laughed my ass off.

There's nothing worse than seeing someone's ass spill out of their pants. I see people who bend over to pick up their keys or something and then you see a full 5 inches of their crack. Then they bitch about people looking at their ass. If you don't want your ass to be seen, then pull your pants up, you dumbass. No one wants to see your ass flying around. People who sag usually walk like they took a shit and didn't wipe so that their pants don't fall down. Damndest thing, sometimes I see them actually PULL UP their pants TO KEEP THEM FROM FALLING DOWN! Amazing! They try to pull their pants down to look cool, but later, they pull their pants up! Maybe if they just used a belt and pulled their pants up, there wouldn't be any problem. But then again, people are too busy chewing gum to even think about pulling them up. Man, people are stupid.


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