Professional Hobbit Trainer |
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Hello, my name is Kari, and I train Hobbits. Training Hobbits is important because it teaches Hobbits manners, proper forms of behaviour, and certain skills that are useful in life. If you have a troublesome Hobbit, or just a Hobbit who needs a bit of guidance, just drop me a note or drop by my shop and I'll solve all your Hobbit problems. |
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"In time my young chubby hobbit you will be thanking me for training because as you know, everyone loves a trained hobbit...and there is nothing those damn ppl at PETH can do about it." |
Here's my card. |
Success stories, according to Kari: |
Click the reporter for Kari's interview with a Hobbit Reporter from a Hobbit Magazine... |
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