Professional Hobbit Trainer
Hello, my name is Kari, and I train Hobbits.  Training Hobbits is important because it teaches Hobbits manners, proper forms of behaviour, and certain skills that are useful in life.  If you have a troublesome Hobbit, or just a Hobbit who needs a bit of guidance, just drop me a note or drop by my shop and I'll solve all your Hobbit problems.
"In time my young chubby hobbit you will be thanking me for training because as you know, everyone loves a trained hobbit...and there is nothing those damn ppl at PETH can do about it."
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