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Hello, my name is Roger, Roger the Shrubber.

  I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies...  

Would you like to buy one?

Shrubberies, in addition to being exquisitely beautiful, are very versatile.  Here are some uses of shrubberies:

• Replaces mundane decorative floral arrangements

• Can be fed to wild yaks to ward of attacks

• They are an excellent llama repellent

• Certain people have been known to value shrubberies as a delicacy

• They can be used as a way to pay tolls

• If you don't buy my shrubberies, I will say "Ni" to you.

This is our base model shrubbery, for your enjoyment:

Our featured shrubbery of the day is the custom made shrubbery featuring Bill the pony from Lord of the Rings:

So, just make your selection and own your own shrubbery today!

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