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| Jake (guitarist): Jake is the newest and youngest member of the band at 18. Although he's kinda young, he's had his share of musical experience, playing bass in the late band Dysfunctional Life, guitar in Linear, and various side projects and jams with old fogoies and potheads. He started out as a frequent concertgoer, fan and a roadie of iLFit. He now serves as 1/4 of iLFit. |
| Photo taken in Jake's house after being caught administering a self testicular examination.. Adelphi, MD |
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| Mike and Jake have a fetish with jumping off of things. Someday they'll learn their lesson... |
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| 1. If I wasn't in iLFit I'd... go to school and actually get an education. 2. Best pick-up line? Evening ladies, I'm Edgar Garcia. 3. Worst pick-up line? Evening ladies, I'm Mike Dixon. 4. Best feeling in the world? Administering a self testicular examination. 5. Worst feeling in the world? Getting caught by your mom while adminstering a self testcular examination. |