Poser Punk!
					The BEST Avril parody EVER! Special thanks to Kathleen!!
			AS I HAVE TOLD EVERYONE HUNDREDS OF TIMES, I DID NOT WRITE THIS SONG MYSELF. SO STOP SENDING ME THESE RETARDED EMAILS FROM WANNABE ARVIL FANS WHO KEEP SAYING I'M A LOSER FOR LIKING GOOD CHARLOTTE. IN MY OPINION, THEYBY ARE NOT PUNK, BUT, AS I"VE SAID BEFORE, I DIDNT WRITE THIS SONG!!!!
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						POSER PUNK (to the tune of "skater boy") I am a dork I really suck Can I make it anymore obvious? I’m not a punk Guitar I can’t play What more can I say? I try to skate Because skating sells But I always fall and it hurts like hell All of the punks They make fun of me I try to be punk as I can be I am a poser punk Watch me rhyme punk with punk I was too good for Canada So I came here instead They all think that I’m a sped Because I’m a stupid poser punk Two years from now I will be gone You’ll never again hear my crappy songs Now turn on your TV Look who you see Good Charlotte is making fun of me Cuz they’re really punk And I’m really not But I like to think that I’m really hot I go to punk shows Stand in the crowd Jump in the mosh my mom’s so proud CHOURUS Sorry punks, I drove you down All the preppies dress “punk” now And I have lots of poser friends This is how the story ends It's too bad all you ever see Is the punk I wanna be But there's no more than meets the eye I have no music skills inside I am a dork I really suck Can I make it anymore obvious? I’m not a punk Haven’t you heard? How I’ve wrecked the music world? CHOURUS