Recently, a tragedy occurred. At approximately 8:35 am on Jan. 10, 2001, Mojo was viciously attacked by two very white males. They placed Mojo in a plastic bag and carried him off to what they described as a "secure" location. Through a scary sting operation that involved me, two other female operatives, and one of the male suspects in a hot tub, I determined that this location is none other that locker 662 on the third floor. Since then, we have been unable to crack the code that will unlock 662.

The suspects' motive is pure and simple. Jealous of Mojo's charm and good looks, they were determined to remove him from his position as #1 on my list. They had been demoted to ranks 2 and 3. This desperate attempt at becoming #1 has not worked. I do not negotiate with terrorists, and I will not give up until Mojo is in my hands. Rest assured I have operatives working on plans right now.

If you see these two terrible individuals, just glare at them, shake your head, and say "Mojo." They'll understand your message of hate.

1/22/01

Updates since the last entry: MOJO IS MINE!!!!!!!!! I opened locker 662 and rescued Mojo from his life of purgatory. I have beaten the terrorists and now Mojo is in another "secure location" of MY choosing. Tragically, one of my agents was incompetent and felt the need to leave Mini-Mojo exposed (*cough* Kristen *cough*). Sadly, one of the terrorists has stolen Mini-Mojo and *sniff* has ripped off one of Mini-Mojo's arms. Yes, you read right. He is DISMEMBERING Mini-Mojo. And he'll pay. Oh, he'll pay. He hasn't seen the last of me. This website has also been threatened. If it is hacked into, I apologize and I'll have it back VERY soon.

So now if you see these two terrible individuals, just glare at them, shake your head, and say "Mini-Mojo." They'll still understand your message of hate.

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