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| Alias: | Hans and Franz, German exchange students |
| Date of Birth: | March 1 and March 24, 1985 | Hair: | Brown |
| Build: | Light | Eyes: | Blue |
| Height: | Taller than me | Complexion: | Pale. Very Pale. |
| Race: | White. We're talkin' day-glow white here people. | Sex: | Yes, Please! |
| Occupation: | Lucrative jobs in a known prostitution ring. | Nationality: | American |
| Scars and Marks: | All the ones I've inflicted upon them, bruised shins. | ||
| Remarks: | Danny and Kyle can often be seen with a very short German man who goes by the name of Deiter. They also like cookies and juice. | ||
DANNY AND KYLE ARE BEING SOUGHT IN THE UNITED STATES IN CONNECTION WITH THE ABDUCTION AND TORTURE OF MOJO THE MONKEY, AND THE ABDUCTION AND DISMEMBERMENT OF MINI-MOJO. THEY ARE ALSO WANTED FOR ASSAULTING A CO-WORKER.
IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION CONCERNING THESE CRIMINALS, PLEASE CONTACT YOUR LOCAL FBI (FANTASTIC "BUSINESS" INC.) OFFICE.
The FBI is offering a reward of up to 5 cookies for information
leading directly to the arrest of
Kyle and Danny. We are also offering 2 juice boxes to anyone who acquires information about the location of Mini-Mojo.
January 2001
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