Plot:
*Yar, thar be spoilers*
Right, well, this film is obviously supposed to be an unofficial sequel to Jackie Chan`s The Drunken Master without having any of the same actors or even anything to do with it.
Johnny Chan belongs to the Drunken Fist gang, and the Blood Ninja don`t like the Drunken Fist gang, so they want to kill the Drunken Master, who I think might`ve supposed to have been Jackie Chan`s character from the first film, but then it might not have been at all. I`m not sure why it`s called Revenge of the Drunken Master, considering the Drunken Master does nothing other than tell some people to go away and leave him alone. Some revenge. Anyway, they can`t find the Drunken Master so they want to get Drunken Kid (Johnny Chan) to use as bait or something instead. The Blood Ninja kill Johnny`s acupuncture teacher, and so Johnny Chan swears revenge on the Blood Ninja! But ends up running away from them instead. Anyway, while this is going on some guy called Silver Kong dressed like Rayden from Mortal Kombat is chasing after Johnny Chan as well for making the governer laugh. So, Johnny Chan is running away from all these people whilst giving ghosts acupuncture and staring at some big guy`s man-boob.
For those of you who don`t want to read all that, here`s a short summary for the plot: Absolute bollocks.
The best line is definitely Sakhara`s comeback line when he`s about to fight Silver Kong. Silver Kong says something like, “I`ll break your bones apart!” So Sakhara replies in his horribly dubbed English accent, “Hah! You couldn`t break a piece of straw!” You really need to hear it.
Best scene:
The best fight scene is when Johnny and the guy chasing him fight the samurai, but the best scene overall is easily the end fight scene. Go here for a play-by-play of this scene. It contains spoilers.
