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Martial Arts Film Reviews
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Key:
An "S" next to a film name means there are screenshots for that film.
Humour Scale:
Humour will be rated in two ways: Intentional humour and unintentional. Unintentional humour is stuff that isn`t supposed to be funny but is, and intentional is the reverse... Well, no, not the reverse. Er, it`s intentional and funny.
Intentional humour will be represented by a face of Jackie Chan: |
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D
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G
Golden Ninja Warrior (1986) (S)
H
I
J
K
L
M
N
Ninja Squad (1986) (S)
Ninja Terminator (1985) (S)
Ninja the Protector (1986) (S)
O
P
Q
R
Revenge of the Drunken Master (1984) (S)
S
Secret Ninja, Roaring Tiger (1982) (S)
T
Tiger Heart (1996) (S)
U
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W
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And unintentional humour will be represented by a face of Johnny Chan: |
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Humour will be rated out of five Johnnys and five Jackies. So, if a film gets three Jackie`s and one Johnny, then that means the film is fairly intentionally funny and a little unintentionally funny. Whereas a film that gets five Johnnys and one Jackie is supposed to mostly be serious, but ends up being preposterously funny. |
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I don`t know what to do with the rest of this space, so here`s a picture of a killer, miniature robot of death - that doesn`t kill, or even attempt to kill anyone - from Ninja Terminator: |
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*Bzzt* *Bzzt* "The ninja shall tremble at my inability to walk in a straight line." |
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All pictures and sprites and all that belong to their respective companies and not me. |
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