It returns in all of its godliness.
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"Use the word `cybernetics,' Norbert, because nobody knows what it means. This will always put you at an advantage in arguments." -- Claude Shannon in a letter to Norbert Weiner (1940's)
S:"What do you want to do when you graduate?"
R:"Throw a big ass party."
S:"No, I mean, like what do you want to do with your life?"
R:"Oh... Throw a big ass party." -- a conversation held between Skylar and Ryan
"We couldn't really write songs about cars and girls because we had no girlfriends and no cars." -- Johnny Ramone
"Beauty will be edible or there will be no such thing at all." --Salvador Dali
"If I said anything which implies that I think that we didn't do what we should have done given the choices we faced at the time, I shouldn't have said that." -- President Bill Clinton
"We've got shopping to do!" --Josh
"When you can do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world." --George Washington Carver
"Human salvation lies in the hands of the creatively maladjusted." --Martin Luther King, Jr.
"What does it matter where my body happens to be? My mind goes on working just the same." --the White Knight
"Want the pizza? You can't have the pizza! Want the pizza? You can't have the pizza!" -- Mr. Smith (speaking to his Jr. High band class)
"BOA have received fantastic mails from all over the world which has led us to think that we're extremely brilliant and we all have big heads." --message on the Official Boa Website
"No, I don't like all of you, just some of you. And anyways I came back for the make-up." --William
"Anyone learning without thought is lost; anyone thinking but not learning is in peril." --Confucius
"It smells girly. I don't think I like it." --Kuwabara
"Oh yeah? Well, I can sustain life in my womb." --Skylar
Showers or baths? "Baths... with bubbles, and boats, and little rubber ducks named Colin." --Tiki
"They're dorks. Let them fight. It'll be funny. Have you ever seen two dorks fight? It's hilarious." --McGuirk
"You jerk! You made an apple cart fall on Walter!" --Perry
"Black is ten colors." --A Chinese artist during the Song Dynasty
"Black is the absence of color." --Ryan
"It must be hard to lose a girlfriend with a flying car." --Mikey Butts
"In space there is no 'down'. To lay down, you'd have to get a duck." --Izumi
"That would be so cool... If it wasn't going to hurt us." --Ron Stoppable
"It's hard to make a come back when you haven't been anywhere." --written on the back of a bus in Wickenburg, Arizona
"You are stupid. And because of that, I'm leaving." --Zorak
"You know what's funny about Christianity? It's its own bad advertising." --KT
L: "What does an out-of-shape gym teacher want more than anything else?"
R: "I don't know... uh... self-confidence?"
L: "Jumbo sized crinkle fries." --dialogue between Louis and Ren
"Why does everything you say make me wanna bash your face in?" --Kuwabara
"I'll have my people call your people. Wait a minute... I am your people! This is so cool!" --Matt
MK: "Girls, the truant officer taught us a very important lesson."
B: "That education is the progressive realization of our ignorance?"
MK: "No. Never turn your back in a dodgeball game." --dialogue between Miss Keen and Bubbles
"Life isn't peaches." --Coach Barnett
"You should've worn underpants." --Brandon Boyd
"The only difference between me and madman is that I am not mad!" --Salvador Dali
"Holy Tubesocks! It's Arnold Schwarzenegger! In my house!" --Green Guy
"I guess we'll have to tell Bruce Springstein to get a new nickname, because YOU'RE the boss." --Murphy
"I thought you knew when I said I had a pool that I meant very small pool. And, at my neighbor's." --Jason
"Nobody cares if Lizzie had too many snack cakes!" --Morbidity
"I've never told anyone this, but... I'm wispy." --Louis
"Wear comfortable shoes. It's just better to walk through life in comfortable shoes." --Alexis Bledel
"Shoes can cause cancer." --Trey
"Humor has become so cliché and boring that nothing's funny anymore unless it involves something totally disgusting that offends somebody or makes them feel really uncomfortable." --Tom Delonge (just to clarify: I despise Blink182 but I like this quote)
"We're at the mall, and I'm not shopping. What's wrong with this picture?" --Kim Possible
"We pass Raven Cheerleader and Amber Cheerleader on the way to my bus. They wrinkle their brows as they struggle to rhyme 'wombat.' Democracy is such a wonderful institution." -- from the novel, Speak
"You are a choir, not a group of 25 individuals!"~ Mrs. P., a choir teacher
"[some political person] claims to be an individual. But is that what we really want? Individuality?" --a negative campaign commericial
Dolphin: "How did you find this place?"
Man: "...Yahoo." (pause) "Where did you learn to talk?"
Dolphin: "...Yahoo." --the greatest commericial ever
"I'm not into gloss and glamor. It's soooo fake." --Avril Lavigne (yeah, we know how much you hate being fake, Avril)
R:"You remind me of the cruel kids at Camp Wannaweep. Sticks and stones."
Girl: "They called you names?"
R:"Yes. While they were hitting me with sticks and stones." --Ron, speaking with a cheerleader girl
"Oh, no, I'm not Gil anymore. I am Gill!" --Gill
"KT, some day you'll have to dress like a girl, and not a skank." --my loving mother
"Okay, I'm going to show you guys the coolest thing you have even seen. Get me some lighter fluid, a waffle iron, and one of Dewey's stuffed animals; the furrier the better." --Francis
"We humans question all of our beliefs, except those we REALLY believe. Those, we don't think to question." --Andrew 'Ender' Wiggen, Speaker for the Dead.
"What if God intended for me to spend the first part of my life as a nun, but the second part... dancing?" --Sister Brenda
"You tried and failed miserably. The lesson is: Never try." --Homer Simpson