Things to Know and Do
this is a list of things to know and do all recommended by Maxim magazine, if you have anything to add you can add it here.
(DISCLAIMER:some things on this list arent the best idea so do them at your own peril, they will be the ones listed in red)
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bring a laser pointer to a theatre, and throw it at someone
suffocate an old woman with a pillow
if you don’t already stink, you will eventually. Especially if you’re fat
all bourbons are brown, that’s how you tell them from 7up.
put a hot dog on a stick, it’s a tasty treat!
never bring a beluga to a bear fight
saying “take it straight up” will lead people to believe you are gay
gay dogs aren’t allowed to adopt
here's some seldom used words compliments of maxim, be sure to test them on your parents and others ignorant of this list, it's guarenteed to be a fun time had by all! Enjoy
Bdolotic- Prone to farting
Blissom- To copulate with a ewe
Copernesis- The condition of being so constipated that one vomits one's feces
Dasypygal- Hairy-assed
Gambrinous- Full of beer
Gobbets- Pieces of human bodies that wash ashore from a shipwreck
Irrumate-To insert one's penis into someone's mouth
Jumentous- Smelling of horse urine
Keck- To attempt to vomit without success
Mammose- Having an ample bosom
Meable- Easily penetrated
Meldrop- A drop of liquid suspended at the end of the nose
Mentulate- Possessing a large Penis
Nisus- The exertion involved in defecating
Pilgarlic- A sorry looking bald person
Pizzle- The penis of a bull or other large beast, especially when dried and used to flog people
Plooky- Covered with pimples
Pornocracy- Government run by whores
Potvaliant- Bold or brave when drunk
Pygobombe- A woman with big, sexy buttocks
Scatophage- An eater of excrement
Sharny- Befouled with dung
Smatchet- A small and nasty person
Suggilate- To beat black and blue
In the Collected works section is a story i created with these words.
Alzheimer's disease has reduced the nursing home workload by allowing seniors to hide their own easter eggs.
Bones aren't supposed to stick out of your leg
like to get drunk, but can't stand the taste of the hooch? now you can make your own and party like it's 1099!!Make your own mead!
Life is short, particularly if you are very old, very sick, or starred on Diff'rent Strokes
Sex is like bull riding: it's wild, dangerous and lasts eight seconds