| Compiled by J@mes anak Bond on January 08, 2005 at 22:02:38: Posted in Sarawak Talk What they say about Steve Porky: Agreed his crap english give him away instantly! He was pretending to be a yank but he couldn't even manage crap yank hillbilly moron's English! Tho he could manage the hillbilly moron halfbrain he tries to dodge being called Steve Porky! But his unique savage's nonEnglish keeps giving him away as he dodged brilliant Steve Porky label! He keeps trying to pin famous label on others but only succeeded in sticking it to his own rear end! All u need do is to spot his patented crap English mixed with his usual recycled moronic rubbish! He is the only permanent Old Mamak arsekisser who tries to lick yank arses at the same time! He is ST's resident football. Everyone kicks him a round! Good ole Steve Kongsipek Porky! When he reads this he'd start swearing madly! And gets into a moronic RAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!! He is released 4 exercise 3 times a day to post, at the exact time at kota sentosa his home! Keep it up Steve Porky! Keep talking 2 yourself!! Yes! And keep answering too! - My favourite readership! Steve Kongsipek himself! Now here's when Steve Porky telling others they're Steve Porky: (Real Steve Porky's highlighted in bold) Steve Porky is hopping mad down below! Keep up the pressure to make him commit suicide! Haha one line this time, Steve Kongsipek Porky. K Sentosa reducing ur exercise time? Steve Porky likes 2 talk 2 himself!. Unknown 2 him, he tells about his own failure! So how come u are his audience? - Takes a bleeding moron like u to admit it! The Cuckoo finally realized he is the Cuckoo. :) - Cookoo, cookoo. Did he? - N u r very happy with deserving Fuckoo title! Fool Title of Steve Kongsipek Porky - - Steve Sanikoo Fuckooyong Iban Wrong Foolchau! A Haiku for the Cuckoo. A faHaikuyong for Steve Kongsipek Porky - Afraid 2 write horrible crap English now? The Cuckoo delusion about his English standard. - What a splendid head, yet no brain. – Aesop You Aesop? Or pretending to be Aesop? - Steve Soursop Porky - afraid to be original now! Do us all a favour, Steve Porky, if u use a quote - n get replied with another quote, it goes on 4ever Be brave, come a make us laugh, Steve K Porky! - Kicking u 4 ur crap English is our favourite sport With a little poking the Cuckoo goes nut! - We all know the Cuckoo had lost all his marbles Yes Steve Porky poke ur own arse-mid finger!!! If it Freudian? - This guy gets high talking about arse excavating! Steve Porky likes to poke his middle finger - into his arse after he shits! And you love to kiss his middle finger! - Lucky you! Yes indeed Steve Porky licks the shit.... Takes u to know in ur position - first in the queue! Want extra shit from 007? Our aim is to make Steve Porky very angry! - It pays to make Steve Porky very angry! How can any1 b angry enjoying ur hilariously - bad English? It is sheer entertainment! The Cuckoo is the multiposter. Such a spoiled brat We all know the multiposter is the 1 with bad Eng lish, no wit, lousy swear words n grave stupidity! The Fuckoo is asking 4 the Sannikoo! - Steve Kongsipek Porky doing late night recycling! To Cookoo - From Cuckoo, a Haiku Omigawd! The quote-stealing pirate is at it again! - If not stealing that he is stealing faHaikuyong! Yeah right! The Cuckoo don't know how to multipost - When the fox preaches, beware the geese. There is no such English proverb! - U use textbook from Ozzie convicts? Come on, Steve Kongsipek Porky! Try construct - your very own sentence.! Just one will do! U see Steve Porky is getting more & more mad! - Judge 4 yourself the mental state of steve Porky! Don't think he is, sorry! Ur nonEnglish is getting - worse. U must b fuming with RAAAAAAAGE!!!!! Hey, everybody. Watch those marbles rolling - around. Those are the Cuckoo marbles. :) Cuckoos, marbles.... what r u trying 2 say? - Please say it in English. Proper English! After a good night sleep,it is great to - post more here to keep Steve Porky awake! Any1 can piss on u without being half awake! - Steve Kongsipek Porky is ST's football 2 b kicked! That's right your wife is stark naked with me! N u piss on urself with ur unique crap English! - Steve Kongsipek - ST's quote-stealing pirate! Thanks Steve Porky for your generousity of - allowing your wife to sleep with me! His wife died long ago! - You must be sleeping with a dead body! I know u r weird, Steve Kongsipek Porky! - Still, every1 has his own taste! Enjoy! His wife died long ago! - Ha Ha Ha ! sSeve Porky screws a corpse!Gotcha! Steve faHaikuyong Porky! Don't let ur xtreme anger - delay ur post. I allow u to use crap nonEnglish! Steve Porky is the brainless one here! Any1 brainless has still go better English than u! - Steve - u r kongsipeking with Porky RAAAGE!!!! U may write any of ur recycled rubbish fast, Steve - even in ur unique crap halflakia Foolchaunese! Y so slow, Steve Iban Wrong Porky? Not warmed - up brain or bumbling with xtreme RAAAAAAGE?!!!! Steve Foolchau Halflakia Porky - R u kongsipeking with necrophilia? Take dirty middle finger from dead body n type properly, in good English and not in a RAAAGE!!!! Your parents are bastards,Steve Pukimak! - Your grand parents are bastards too! So why do you call me God? - Steve Kongsipek Porky worships bastards! Steve Pukimak is a bastard first class! - Steve Porky is proud of the fact he is a bastard! Steve Sannikoo Fuckoo Porky is Turd Class - street cleaner expert in recycling RAAAAGE!!!! Steve Pukimak is keeping awake to fight a - losing battle against a superior brain! drain is spelt with a d! Yes, u r dead right! - Dead right bcos u sleep with the dead! Steve Puklimak replies r slow! - Steve Pukimak's brain is filled with shit! That 1 is very old n often recycled, Steve Sanniku - try something original. Esp stolen from Aesop! Steve Pukimak always replies in a sentence! - Why is steve Pukimak so stupid? If he writes 2 that would hurt ur poor head badly! - simple mind of halfwit Steve NgongNgiang Porky! Steve Pukimak,is indeed pukimak! - steve Pukimak fucks cadavers! He can't accept spare-parts from ur grandparents! - Naughty Steve Sanniku Porky stealing body farts! Y r u up the whole night, Steve Sanniku Porky? - mom working the whore night or what? N u r calculating profit on the abacus? - Steve Hoochiew halfLakian Porky getting rich! Please keep awake Steve Pukimak! - Be fucked by your computer screen! Which one? My computer have several screens! - Urs is only ur dad's stolen 1! Kind of like u steve Porky! - U give me joy,fucking u in cyber space! He is too fast for u lousy speed n little limpdick - Keep ur wet dreams for dead bodies, Steve! But b careful, Steve Sannikoo Porky! - Dead bodies are still too fast 4 u! Hahahahaha Come on Cuckoo. We like your show. :) - Entertain us please. Don't slow down your posting. U keep up with the pace Steve Pukimak! What pace? - U r moving as backward as ur brain, Steve! Fantsatic Steve Pukimak! - U r giving me free oragsms 4 so long! free oragsms? Eyes getting cocked again? - I m giving u free English lessons, Steve Retard! N don't type with ur middle fingers - without removing them from arsehole first! The Cuckoo's superiority/inferiority complex. - He is not only crazy. He is a sex pervert. superiority/inferiority complex? Which, Steve? - Make up ur retarded mind and make me laugh! Steve Pukimak don't u ever say u r retarded! - R u really retarded steve Pukimak? Nope! I don't have your lack of originality, Steve - Now u r even copying me! I m really that good! Can't blame steve Pukimak 4 being retarded! - Steve Pukimak's family have incestious relations! incestious relations? Whats that? Do spellcheck - Not every1 knows ur family hobby! Yeah right. The Cuckoo is a fast shooter. - So fast that his tool is not even fuctional. :) Still agnry, eh, Steve faHaikuyong Porky? - Need so many sentences to fucKool urself?!!! I knew ur cheap Hockchau RAAAAAAGE will go - on and on! U r a good sucker 4 my trick, Sanniku! Hahahahahaha RAAAAAAGE........!!!!!!! - On n on. Muttering funny swear words!!!!! N in classic rotten nonEnglish! True to form! - Steve noEnglish Porky is a sucker moron!!!!! tough eh, Steve Sanniku Porky? Difficult to write - without usual limited apeman vocab! Hahahaha! But good! U r behaving by obeying me! Not using - limited vocab of swear words, stupidity, n slime! Even if ur English will never improve, ur character may! N u can come out of K Sentosa more often! When theres a will theres a way! - When theres STeve Sanniku Porky, theres pigswill! Go on, have a drink on mee, Steve Sanniku Porky! - kolomee and not tsunamee! The Cuckoo think he is so smart but can't - see the connection? Amazing, Mr. bird brain. :) Nobody can! Being smart does not mean - your queer nonEnglish can be deciphered! Steve Pukimamak has no more bullets to - fight on against your superior brain,sir! Oh! This is Schizo Steve's cousin writing now! - Same crap nonEnglish from his other personality! Don't need bullets to fight Schizo Steve, dear cousin Wacko Steve! Just a few flushes of the loo! It does not hurt 2 b civilised, SannikuSteve! - Even if it is terribly difficult 4 u to manage! Having hopeless nonEnglish not a bad thing,Steve - but attacking others 4 their better English is! It pays to have a touch of wit, SannineySteve! - Repeating urself over n over is not wit! Repeating the same few words, almost-sentences - is not an intelligent way of showing ur stupidity! K Sentosa cocktail drinks not good 4 ur memory - but u must jot down what u wrote n repeat n repeat DRUM ROLL..more drum roll... Ladies and Gents. Let me present to you 'The Sarawak Talk's Cuckoo Show' present u! Not present to u! - Get off that stage in ur hallucination,SchizoSteve Where is the superior 'bird brain' Steve P.Cuckoo? - Come on out! We are waiting for the Cuckoo Show N we r waiting 4 the miracle of a very slight improvement in ur nonEnglish n utter lack of wit! The joke on you. :) Where's the joke? Any joke! U can really understand the moron?!!! Wow!!!!! You are too stupid to understand, Chicken! We should rename the Cuckoo Show to the new and - improved, Sarawak Talk 'Chicken' Cuckoo Show. :) Any 1 noticed any sense in statement? - In spite of the rotten and nightmare nonEnglish? Right! Mr. Steve Porky Chicken Bird Brain Cuckoo. - Chicken out of the Cuckoo Show? :) boring, boring...... - zzzzzzzzzzzzzz......... DUE TO UNFORESEEN CIRCUMSTANCES THE CUCKOO SHOW - IS CANCEL TONIGHT. SORRY, NO REFUND ENTERTAINED! circumstance! Not circumstances! Haiya Sanniku! - Crap nonEnglish from moron with circumcised brain! Chicken! I won't kick a fallen opponent. Don't make me! - Last warning! Fallen?!!!! Haahaaahaaaa.... Yes! Any1 can fall - esp over ur head-in-arse nonEnglish! Fine. Let do it again, shall we? Let do? What let do? - That a remark or a title 4 crap Pig Floyd song? Suit you perfectly. Don't you think? What? Let do? - Ok, I make do! Hahahahahahahaaaaaa....!!!!!! It is your problem if you don't understand. - Not my problem. Up to you to wise up. How can anybody wise up 2 rotten nonEnglish? U r expecting 2 much from ppl who can't read u! This is an open board, SannikuSchizoSteve - its free 4 all to write all n 4 all 2 answer all! I am not what you thnik. Don't delude yourself. You are deluding. You don't know me. Be sensible, we talk. - Its up to you. I know u - u r the utter n absolute fucking moron - with bloody hopeless nonEnglish! Who care what you think? Don't make me laugh. - Be polite, will you jerk! I don't have 2 make any1 laugh! U r doing that magnificently! Hahahahahaaaa....!!! You are not funny. I know! - But u r! Do that matter? Does that! Not do that! - Good English does matter. Fine with me. Never claim to be more than what I know. N what do u know? - Can't tell from ur hopeless nonEnglish remember? Get lost! How do u make urself sooooooo funny, SchizoSteve? - Inheritance from grandad or gift from Satan? Why you want to the the Cuckoo? Huh? - U r stuttttttttetetetering now! Medication worn? Don't even know you are the Cuckoo? - At least you know now. You are the Cuckoo. Waitaminute! I duuuuu know you! U r SannikuSteve - Aaaaaduuuuul.........!!!!!! You are deluding yourself. N u r providing great help! - Hahahahahahaahahahaaa SchizoSteve! Coward! About what? Making effort to understand ur nonEnglish? Yes! SchizoSatansonSteve - ur vocab improved Irrelevant words - bozo, chicken, jerk... Clown! I do this better than you, trust me. Trust u?!!!! - How can any1 trust a subhuman with ur nonEnglish! No need. Just take it when it come. - Have fun. The Cuckoo is going nuts. - The impotent old senile Cuckoo is a fool :). Keep anger on, SannikuSatanSteve! - RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE..............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Alway keep that in restrain but everybody is - having fun multipost. I want my share as well. How many "every1 r u, SchizoSatanSteve? - Not every1 else can imitate ur horrible non-English You English is as horrible. Don't you aware? - Take you medicine. You are deluding again. .... and it goes on and on and on |
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