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My little buddy (doug) got fired from his job recently. You say, "big deal, I get fired all the time cause im a lazy faggot". Well shut up, let me continue, and stop interrupting me you twit. He got fired cause he wasnt "chatty" enough as a cash register...ing engineer in a small bookstore. What?! I guess he wasnt wearing enough "flare" either(some of you wont get that, so sad). You get paid to ring up items, not be a free phyciatrist and listen to people whining about how little johnny pooped the bed last night(all while hearing sally whine about how she didn't get her new barbie doll). WTH is wrong with this sick and dying world. I bet if he was "chatty" with them, he would have gotten in trouble for being too freakin friendly with customers. That bookstore should be burned down for the mistreatment of loyal, hardworking employees. stupid faggots... But on another note, my jobs going great :) JamesFlax: why doesnt your profile ever talk about how life is happy JamesFlax: its always poopie and about death or dying JamesFlax: or being a black wearing outcast JamesFlax: where are the smiles and flowers, and goofy little ways girls write? Splitstar***: umm ... its a song i like gee... well fine then. The Subway sandwich chain said that it will bring back long-time spokesman Jared Fogle in a new ad campaign aimed at portraying itself as a leader in the fight against childhood obesity. Fogle, who lost nearly 250 pounds eating a daily regimen of Subway sandwiches, disappeared from the chain's commercials about a year ago. -my say- Subway is bringing Jared back as the company spokesman even though no one bought the claim that you can lose 200 pounds by eating hoagies, but whatever I dont care. What I found really funny is that McDonald's is catching on to the same idea and showing Ronald McDonald jumping and playing with little children like a petophile to promote obese children excercising or something in new commercials, lol. |
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Ever watch star trek all the time and wonder what anti-matter is, well there ya go pig... ANTI MATTER!!! FIRST INTERVIEW JULY 19th Hussam Abdo. Thats the 15 year old kid who failed to blow himself up in march 2004 at an israili checkpoint. He didn't nessacarilly FAIL, he just whimped out cause hes a stupid faggot. The BBC has been the first to interview him in prison since his capture. In the interview, they unvieled the deep dark secret that made him almost commit this horrible act of terrorism... YES! Thats right, that poor troubled kid did not want to go to school... In another exclusive interview done by ababaaadababoooooo television in East Bumbbleduck, Iraq, the mother revealed her sorrow that her son indeed did fail to spread his guts all over the isreali checkpoint. She already had a tenant lined up to take his room but now she had to cut the deal because her wussy son who whimped out in blowing his pathetic self up is a lazy chipmunk molester. yes. thats right. the little dyke...I hope somone turns him into their sally at that prison. -------------------------------- and now for some short news bits.... Thief snatches bag of money from polio victim, immediately gets creamed(killed) by hit-and-run driver. Talk about instant justice. Works for me. Iowa church plans book burning. Fire chief nixes it; suggests shredding. "Not biblical enough," responds pastor. WTH. Atheist to deliver opening prayer at Tampa council meeting. Hmmmm,ironic. Nude canoeing banned on Missouri's Elk River. Nude kayaking still okay. Vietnamese boy killed by mousetrap. Stuart Little surrenders to police Cincinnati Bengals suck so bad, they have to sue fans to get them to buy season tickets John Edwards says he takes his wife to Wendy's on their anniversary every year. cheapskate. Michael Moore invited to become Canadian citizen to avoid charges. Good, the flunkin son of a beast can go live with the rest of the liberal faggots. One lucky fan will win a free cremation tonight at a minor league baseball game. Take a wild guess...YES FLORIDA... are you having fun kids? good, screw you. --------------------- Molotov cocktail torches Waterville home July 19th A fire official said teenagers devising a Molotov cocktail apparently caused a fire Tuesday that destroyed a house at 22 Forest Park and left five people homeless.Firefighters were called to the two-story, four-bedroom home of David Doane and Lydia Sy at 10:28 a.m., but the large house in the upscale neighborhood off First Rangeway already was engulfed in flames. A Molotov cocktail is an incendiary device made with a bottle, wick and gasoline. "We were able to put a gun on it, knock it down and go in and make an offensive attack," Fire Capt. David LaFountain said of the blaze. About 30 firefighters from Waterville and Winslow battled the blaze while Fairfield firefighters stood by at Waterville's Central Fire Station. LaFountain said Tuesday at the scene that youths were trying to see "It spilled, but it didn't ignite so they tried to clean it up," he said. "They ended up trying to burn off the residue and when they did, the flames went over to a gas can and it was all over at that point." -my say- tee hee tee hee |
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Clinton Aide Investigated on Terror Memos July 20th WASHINGTON - Sandy Berger, former President Clinton's national security adviser, is under criminal investigation by the Justice Department after highly classified terrorism documents disappeared while he was reviewing what should be turned over to the Sept. 11 commission. Berger's home and office were searched earlier this year by FBI agents armed with warrants after the former Clinton adviser voluntarily returned some sensitive documents to the National Archives and admitted he also removed handwritten notes he had made while reviewing the sensitive documents. -my say- Hmmmm, thats not suspicious. Berger STOLE classified matrial related to the sept. 11th commission. Some of which was in his home, and the rest of which, has mysteriously dissapeared. How did he get away with all those classified documents? By stuffing them in his jacket, pants, briefcase, and socks...Yeah, thats ussually how you walk away with documents that you know no one will mind you borrowing. And guess where this very interesting article can be found in the New York Times? Page A17, at the bottom. Freakin liberals... On another note, Ted Kennedy has been seen hiding napkins in his bra... |
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Bristish actor Orlando Bloom has just been signed on by miramax as the 5th James Bond, in the 21st movie. He will join the great ranks of Sean Connery, Roger Moore, and Pierce Brosnan. There was some other guy in the 80's, but he kinda sucked, so therefore he doesn't count. Sean Connery was hands down the best. I'm really disappointed at the new Bond choice that looks like this.... Orlando Bloom made his biggest debut's in "Pirates of the Carribean" and "The Lord of the Rings" trilogy(both great movies). He also stared alongside Brad Pitt in some "Troy" movie that half bombed, and probably sucked. Bloom's not a bad actor at all, but he always plays these roles that remind me of a queer. He was an elf with long blonde hair, a very pretty blacksmith, and a loin cloth wearer co-starring with brad pitt. I've also seen him in some interviews where he looked like a total fag, and he was living in france. So all this has compounded to the fact that hes mostly likely... 1. A Left Wing Liberal 2. A sheep molester 3. A Green Peace wacko 4. QUEER You KNOW that the world is soon to end when queers start playing james bond MIAMI, Florida July 28th -- A computer crash erased detailed records from Miami-Dade County's first widespread use of touchscreen voting machines, raising again the specter of election troubles in Florida, where the new technology was supposed to put an end to such problems. -my say- Florida is about to be added to the "need be destroyed" list of states...that need to be destroyed. New York's already on that list by the way. They just cant do anything right, florida is like the US's safekeeper of retards. You're too stupid to poke a hole in a piece of paper. You get the touchscreen thing half right, but you dont bother making backups and you "lose" all the votes. What a bunch of orange growing morons... Woman hospitalized after run-in with whale tail July 28th HAPPY VALLEY-GOOSE BAY - A woman from Labrador was in hospital on Tuesday, recovering from face and head injuries she suffered when a whale whacked her boat with its tail. On Sunday, Brenda Hancock was taking an evening cruise on Forteau Bay with her husband Regg and another couple when a whale surfaced, flipped its large black tail out of the water and struck the Hancocks' brand-new boat. The blow knocked out the windshield and struck Hancock on the head, causing minor injuries. Woman with irrational fear of whales gets attacked by one, how ironic, lol Man gets his thingy cut off lol... |
| My former governer from New Jersey, James A. McGreevy, announced his planned resignation. Why? Because he's a jewish screwing FAGGOT, thats why. He cheated on his wife with a man(he has two children by the way). I knew i hated him when he got voted in. He ended up skyrocketing taxes, And now we come to find out his jewish boyfriend was making $110,000 a year as NJ's Homeland Security Director eventhough many saw him as way underqualified. I guess we've come to find out the reason he was there was because our governer is a butthole pirate. I'm sure there's alot more dirty secrets waiting to be uncovered. What a freakin disgrace... |
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| "It wasn't that I didnt love your mother, it's just that I want my exit to be an entry point. And that thong just makes him irresistable..." |
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| "...hmm McGravy and the kosher sauasage...I think that'd be perfect for our new video..." |