Once I was sitting at this restaurant with my then-girlfriend, and Jean-Claude Van Damme sits down next to us. Then my girlfriend goes to the ladies' room, so when she's gone I tell Van Damme to pretend like he knows her, that they'd hooked up at the Four Seasons Hotel or something. So she comes back, and he says, "Excuse me, do you remember me? Four Seasons Hotel? You spent some time there with me?" And she has this look on her face, like, "Craig, what did you make him do that for?" Because basically, Van Damme can't act, so he couldn't pull it off.[shakes his head]True story.
Do you ever take yourself seriously?
Only when I'm in the shower. I'm 6'5, so it takes me a long, long time to clean myself up. If I want to do it right.
The Late Late Show airs late at night on CBS. Not sure what time, but it's really late.
Quick Picks:
Basketball Icon: Dr. J. "Julius flew over people, and he had big hands that could wave the ball around an opponent. A very graceful guy."
Hotel Freebie: Bath oil. "It helps keep my skin supple. And nobody wants to buy that stuff so the little bottles make great gifts."
Hangover Cure: A hearty Bloody Mary. "It's got your tomato juice for a healthy breakfast, and then the vodka just takes off the edge."
