These work best when you take the time to picture each in the Smurf Villlage.
Enjoy and hit back when you get offended.
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Contagious Smurf
Dead Smurf
Gangster Smurf
Hwomosexual Smurf
Masturbater Smurf
Sleeps-With-His-Cousin Smurf
Herpes Smurf
Big-Breasted Smurfette
Large Right Testicle Smurf
Big-Breasted Smurf
Lard Ass Smurf
Unibrow Smurf
Mucus Smurf
Defication Smurf
Elephant Man Smurf
Dermantologist Smurf
Gynecologist Smurf
Vasectomy Smurf
Decomposed Smurf
Annoying Smurf
Compost Heap Smurf
Nerd Smurf
Retarded Smurf
Fetus Smurf
Fetus-eating Smurf
Anal Retentive Smurf
Virgin Smurf
Budhist Smurf
Voodoo Smurf
Cannibal Smurf
Smelly Smurf
Silicon Smurfette
Ear Wax Smurf
Psychopath Smurf
Daumer Smurf
Hippy Smurf
Shroomer Smurf
Albino Smurf
Pink-eye Smurf
Slave Smurf
Fungus Smurf
Chewbacca Smurf
Yoda Smurf
Claustrophobic Smurf
Homophobic Smurf
Heterophobic Smurf
One-eyed Smurf
Afro Smurf
Homeboy Smurf
DWI Smurf
Static Smurf
Cinatise Smurf
Anorexic Smurf
Bolemic Smurf
Hebephrenic Smurf
Suicidal Smurf
Heroin-addict Smurf
Loser Smurf
Gay Smurf
Hermit Smurf
Rasta Smurf
Slut Smurfette
Porno Smurf
Hick Smurf
Cyclops Smurf
Clepto Smurf
Raper Smurf
Alchoholic Smurf
Dumb-shit Smurf
Cocaine-addict Smurf
Dealer Smurf
Pimp Smurf
Ugly Smurf
Hemp Smurf
Invalid Smurf
Vegetable Smurf
Thrasher Smurf
Skater Smurf
Knocked-up Smurf
Prostitute Smurf
Anal-probe Smurf
Hari Krishna Smurf
Klans Smurf
Unemployed Smurf
Welfare Smurf
Poor Smurf
Lisp Smurf
POW Smurf
MIA Smurf
Iron Lung Smurf
KIA Smurf
Crack Smurf
Crack Smurflings
Smurfette Abuser Smurf
Hairy Ass Smurf
Premature Ejaculation Smurf
Stripper Smurf
Amputated Smurf
Illiterate Smurf
Delinquent Smurf
Bible Smurf
George "the Animal" Smurf
Bar Hopper Smurf
Decapitated Smurf
Numb Smurf
Grand-poohbah Smurf
Moses Smurf
Jesus Smurf
Lopsided-breast Smurfette
Wax Smurf on a Hot Day
Bony Smurf
Reincarnated Smurf
Bat Smurf
Gray Smurf
Rainman Smurf
Nitris Smurf
High Smurf
1.21 Jiggawatt Smurf
Bum Smurf
Mercenary Smurf
Anti-Social Smurf
Plastic Smurf
Radioactive Smurf
Laxative-addicted Smurf
Bastard Smurf
Truent Smurf
Guilt Smurf
Electrocuted Smurf
Castrated Smurf
Lesbian Smurfette
Suspended Smurf
Aerodynamic Smurf
Midget Smurf
Web-toed Smurf
Barbarian Smurf
OCD Smurf
Awkward Silence Smurf
Crohns Disease Smurf
Slouchy Smurf
Ungracious Smurf
Solitary Confinement Smurf
Stinky Fingers Smurf
White Flight Smurf
Ringworm Smurf
Rigor Mortis Smurf
Alzheimer Smurf
Weird Smurf
Dog-Man Smurf
Hemopiliac Smurf
Genocide Smurf
Smurf the Ripper
Tax Evasion Smurf
Doper Smurf
Drugged Smurf
Oregeno Smurf
Toothless Smurf
Wigger Smurf
Spontaneous Combustion Smurf
Homeless Smurf
Bladder Smurf
Drooler Smurf
Gaseous Smurf
Loner Smurf
Drop Out Smurf
Cult Smurf
Insane Smurf
Greencard Smurf
Harley Smurf
Crusty Smurf
Neurotic Smurf
Freebase Smurf
Hit-man Smurf
Mafia Smurf
Constant Erection Smurf
Test Tube Smurf
Immigrant Smurf
Penis Smurf
Rabbi Smurfstein
Ghetto Smurf
Labotomozed Smurf
Junky Smurf
Hopeless Smurf
Moldy Smurf
Water-logged Smurf
Psychedlic Smurf
Disco Smurf
Thief Smurf
Deadhead Smurf
Terminator Smurf
Bong Smurf
Pyro Smurf
Sex-change Smurf
Rabies Smurf
Ninja Smurf
Hairy-lipped Smurfette
Pyrobeastienecrophyliac Smurf
Foreskin Smurf
Satan Smurf
Garbage Smurf
Jailed Smurf
Semi-Attractive Smurf
Stuttering Smurf
Honky Smurf
Womanizer Smurf
Transvestite Smurf
Velcro Smurf
Goiter Smurf
Molester Smurf
Trapped Under the Ice Smurf
Zulu Smurf
Spinabifida Smurf
Cleft Pallette Smurf
Skids in His Shorts Smurf
Malcolm SmurfX
LSD Smurf
Transplanted Smurf
Imitiation Smurf
I Can't Believe It's Not Smurfberries Smurf
Rejected Smurf
Scarred Smurf
Dandruff Smurf
Deported Smurf
Nonoxydol-9 Smurf
Jheri Curl Smurf
Overpaid Smurf
Wrinkled Smurf
Mocking Smurf
Republican Smurf
Democrat Smurf
Whig Smurf
H. Ross Smurf
Motown Smurf
Poached Smurf
Toad-lickin Smurf
Rump Ranger Smurf
Bondage Smurf
Cross-eyed Smurf
Dyslexic Smurf
Man-hands Smurfette
Post-traumatic Stress Disorder Smurf
Mattress Back Smurfette
Thrown from a Car Smurf
Visitation Rights Smurf
Demolition Smurf
Will-Never-Kiss-A-
Smurfette Smurf