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Remasted King King vs Godzilla: The Anthologerassic Series (1991)
Flow Charts (1990-92) incl Three's Company, Star Trek NG and Dukes of Hazzard
Nationwide Talent Search - If you are a 6'6 hermaphrodite, you could be in a Broadway play/
Call Al(ice) at 1-800-GEN-ITAL
Spot, our baby hippo, needs a good home. Call Jack, Janet or Chrissy.
1976 Toyota Tercel -yellow, sunroof, engine, muffler, 249,000 miles. Asking $500 or trade for Fletch/Fletch Lives movie paraphelnia.
For sale: 1 pit bull, shits on floor, bites & gnaws on infants, attacks anyone & anything that gets in its way. Help!!
Anorexic, nose-picking alcoholic night owl seeks anyone with breasts + pulse to spend time exhanging bodily fluids, playing "principle and naughty student", does not object to medical experiments and/or profuse internal bleeding. Call during day 555-1010, ask for Senator Headly.
Seeking Oriental transvestite woman who likes to read stories about pole-vaulting dogs, read Passover Hagadahs in October and follow Randy Newman concerts around the country. Ask for Craig. 555-3643
My goldfish, Abraham, needs a good home - ask for Arnold or Willis.
Any animals not picked up by June 19 will be used for laboratory experiments. Captain Congo's Vetrinary Hospital.
You need kidneys? Call Dr. BF Pierce at 555-4077