A: Hey, the kid's a pretty good shot. Maybe we should have cloned him for the stormtroopers. V: Perhaps. A: By the way...why is your lightsaber suddenly flat and silver...? V: Ummm...the batteries are low? Yeah. Yeah, that's it... ----------------------------------------------------------------------
	ABOARD THE DEATH STAR: (As the Rebels attack the Death Star, Vader goes stalking through the corridors and comes upon two TIE-fighter pilots.) ANAKIN: Well, would you look at these pathetic little Vader wannabes...with their little black helmets and little black outfits....Isn't it just precious? VADER: Actually, I find it rather flattering. A: You would. V: It's not my fault that people want to emulate me. I'm a role model. A: Yeah, yeah. V: I am! They said so in that article in Dark Jedi Quarterly. Or was it Teen Sith...? Well, never mind. On to business... V: (to pilots) Several fighters have broken off from the main group. Come with me. PILOTS: Yes, sir. (Vader stalks away, and the pilots follow.) A: Okay, far be it from me to be the voice of reason here... V: Very far. A: Funny guy. There's hope for you yet. Anyway, have you considered that maybe you might want to rustle up a couple of your best pilots to fly with you, instead of just grabbing the first two guys you bumped into? V: Relax, it'll be fine; I know exactly who these guys are. They can handle it. A: Oh? So, who are they? V: Captain Billin Terrhal and Lt. Xandos Porichen. A: What the-?! Are you nuts? You're flying with Billin "friendly fire" Terrhal and Xandos "What does this button do?" Porichen?! Are you insane?! V: Well, I do hear voices in my head... A: Oh, man. We are so dead... --------------------------------------
	INSIDE THE TIE FIGHTER: (Luke, Biggs, and Wedge enter the Death Star trench and begin racing towards the exhaust port. Soon, Vader and his two escort TIEs drop in to pursue them.) ANAKIN: Stay on target... VADER: What? A: Stay on target...! V: What are you talking about? A: Don't know. Just seemed like the thing to say. Kinda catchy, though, huh? (One of Vader's wingmen shoots Wedge's X-Wing, which goes flying out of the trench.) V: (to wingmen) Let him go. Stay on the leader. A: Hey, that's pretty sporting of you. V: Eh. I have my moments. (Up ahead, Biggs's X-Wing bobs and weaves across the trench, trying to block the TIEs' progress. Vader opens fire and destroys it.) V: (to wingmen) I'm on the leader. (Vader closes in on Luke.) V: (aloud) The Force is strong with this one. A: Man, you got that right. I wonder if... V: What? A: What if it's... home   previous   next