A: Dude...what if it's Yoda?
V: Excuse me?
A: Come on, look at the Force power coming from that ship. And you didn't actually see Yoda die, did you? What if he's just been hiding, and he decided that now would be a good time to come back and start kicking butt again?
V: That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard! His feet wouldn't even be able to reach the pedals!
A: Yeah, but-
V: And he'd have to sit on a booster seat to see over the dashboard!
A: Well, alright, Mr. Smart Guy, who do you think it is?
V: I don't know...maybe it's just some plucky farmboy with the disembodied spirit of Obi-Wan Kenobi urging him on...
(pause)
A: Are you completely high...?
V: Hey, it's possible.
A: What - you being high or the other thing?
V: The other thing.
A: Yeah, when Kowakian monkey-lizards fly out of your- Whoa, wait a minute...
V: What?
A: Is it just me, or does the astromech on that X-Wing look awfully familiar?
V: It does kind of look-
A: Dude! It's Artoo!
V: Impossible.
A: No, seriously. Look!
V: You know, I think you might be right...
A: Man, it's reunion day on the old Death Star, huh? First Kenobi, then-
(Vader opens fire and blasts Artoo.)
A: Ho. Lee. Crap. What was that for?
V: You know Artoo; any second now, he would have whipped out some new gadget and saved the day. Can't have that.
A: Don't tell me the big, bad Sith Lord was afraid of the little astromech?
V: Only a fool wouldn't fear that droid's powers.
(Moments later, Vader's targeting scope locks in on Luke's ship.)
V: (aloud) I have you now.
(Vader begins to fire when one of the escort TIEs explodes.)
V: (aloud) What?!
(Vader looks up towards the Millenium Falcon diving in.)
A: Eyes on the road! Eyes on the road!
(The other TIE Fighter clips Vader's ship, which spins out of the trench...)
A: Oh, man, your insurance premiums are SO going to go up for this!
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(Just as Vader is about to fire on Luke's X-Wing in the Death Star trench, the Millenium Falcon comes screaming in from out of nowhere, guns blazing. One of Vader's wingmen clips Vader's TIE fighter in the confusion, sending his ship swirling off into space...)
ANAKIN: I think I'm going to hurl. Too much spinning...
VADER: Get a grip. It's not that bad.
A: I'm serious, man! I'm gonna spew!
V: Don't. You. DARE! I'm wearing a sealed helmet here!
A: Then you'd better do something fast!
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