Wedge: The Rogues have gone rogue!
Wes: Arrrr, me harties!
Tycho: Wes! You're not in this one!
Wes: Whoops, sorry. *slinks off until Wraith Squadron*
Mirax: I love you, Corsec.
Corran: I love you.
Mirax: Meet my dad.
Booster: Corsec?!
Isard: I'm going nucking futs!
Vorru: Yes, you are....
Erisi: I'm a spoiled-brat traitor who can't get along with anyone!
*Isard and Erisi catfight; Vorru watches and eats popcorn*
Booster: I'll run the station. You run the war.
Wedge: Good deal
Bror: I'm still alive!
Rogues: Holy #^*$!
Tycho: Holy crap, a warship from my world!
Wedge: Let's make a deal, Captain
Yonka: I'm listening.....
Isard: I'm completely insane now!
Erisi: Let's plot an escape.
Vorru: Sure....
Corran: Marry me.
Mirax: Okay.
Wedge: Let's go to Thyferra.
Rogues: w00t!
Drysso: I can take them!
*Freighters start attacking*
Drysso: I can take them!
Yonka: How about me?
Drysso: Who wants some? I'll take you all on!
Booster: Or me?!
Drysso:I am a Grand Admiral!
Wedge: Dude, give it up!
Drysso: Never!
*Crew mutinies*
Corran: You're dead, Erisi!
Erisi: You wish. Oh, sh- *dies*
Isard: You can't kill me, Horn.
Tycho: I can.
Wedge: We won! Big wedding! Partay!
Booster: I get my own ISD!
Cracken: Oh, stang.
************
Isard: See you in three books, suckers.
the end
Vector Prime - courtesy of ThrawnRocks
Jaina, Jacen and Anakin: Hey, look! We can fly!
Lando: Look! Another successful enterprise about to go under!
*moon crashes into Sernpidal*
*Chewbacca dies*
Han: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
*Praetorite Vong die*
END
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