Wedge: I'm back with the Rogues!
Rogues: w00t!
Wraiths: $#^@!
Face: I've been promoted!
Elassar: Hi, I'm the superstitous Master of the Universe!
Zsinj: Look what I made! *shows off Second Death*
Solo: Zsinj is driving me crazy! Somone help me kill him!
Myn: I love you.
Lara: You don't know me! Hell, I don't even know me!
Gast: Time to fry some pilots.
Wraiths: OW! Die IMPS! *Lots of stormies die* YOU!
Gast: I'm too valuable to kill.
Wraiths: $@&*!
Tal'dira: *goes nuts* Wedge hops on one transparisteel leg!
All: Huh?
Corran: Sorry, Tal. *vapes him*
Rogriss: Let's make a deal, even though I liked Tetran Cowall's holos more.
Face: I'm listening...
Solo: I'm going nuts!
*Blowout ensues*
Face: Lara's Gara!
Lara: No, I'm not! I think.... ? :| *leaves*
Myn: *cries in anger*
Wedge: You're grounded, Myn!
Lara/Gara: I'm joining Zsinj.
Zsinj: Sweeet.
Gara/Lara/Kirney: I'm really going to help kill him.
Myn: I'm so confused!
Wes: *heavenly choir in background* You can't look dignified when you're having fun.
Myn: *smiles*
Wes: What's that?
Wedge: Lt. Kettch.
Wes: ? :|
Wedge: He escaped! Strip and help me catch him!
Wes: *gets naked*
Wedge & Wraiths: Gotcha!
Shalla: Nice rear, Lieutenant.
Wes: :|
Kirney: Let's kill Zsinj.
Zsinj: WTF?!
Solo: Gotcha!
Rogriss: With my help!
Zsinj: Oh, *$&#! *runs to asteroid belt*
Kirney: Oh, no, you don't!
Zsinj: Nothing's working!
Kirney: Who are you?!
Kolot: I'm an intelligent Ewok who's more emotionally stable than you.
Kirney: Okay...let's go! *leaves Iron Fist*
Zsinj: Use Second Death! *acts* You've won, Solo!
Solo: Kiss my Wookiee!
Wedge: You're not Fel!
Tetran: No, I'm a washed-up, has-been holo actor.
Wedge: &#@$!
Kirney: I'm getting all heroic! *"dies"*
Solo: We've won! w00t!
Kirney: Call me, Myn.
Myn: *grins*
The END
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