Kueller: Turn power over to me, President Organa Solo. Or I will kill your family.
Leia: Never!
Leia: Mon, I'm stepping down. Take over. I'm going after Luke.
Wedge: You're not going without me and my fleet.
Leia: All right, you can come.
Luke: Dolph?
Kueller: My name is Kueller! Die, Skywalker!
*Han swoops in, and he and Lando fight their way out*
Luke: Where am I? And what the hell is that huge white creature?
*chomp*
Threepio: Master Fardreamer? Artoo wants to know if you'll take us to Telti.
Fardreamer: Well...I'm not authorized to...but okay.
*Creature spits Luke out*
Luke: Ew! I've been slimed!
*BOOM! Droids explode, and smugglers die*
Smuggler: Oops. I forgot about the droids we stole from Coruscant.
*Creature licks Luke*
Luke: Down, boy! Down! Hey, there's Leia!
Leia: Nice pet.
Luke: Thanks.
*knock knock*
*Chewie opens the Falcon's hatch*
Mara: Take me with you! I need to save my future husband! And everyone else, too.
*Fardreamer is tortured by an evil droid*
*BOOM! Star Cruiser explodes*
*Lightsaber duel ensues between Luke and Kueller*
Wedge: Blast! Enough of command. I'll just destroy that Star Destroyer myself!
*BOOM! Wedge kicks ass, as usual*
*Artoo leads an army of astromechs against Brakiss*
Brakiss: Give me trouble, little guy, and your golden friend will be wiped.
Artoo: bleep beep beep (translation: Go ahead. I don't care.)
*Astromechs take Brakiss down*
*Leia shoots and kills Kueller, and then she removes his mask*
Leia: Aw, how cute. Too bad he was evil.
*Threepio revives Fardreamer, who screams*
Threepio: It's all right, sir. It's just me - See-Threepio, at your service. Artoo and I deactivated all the droids with implanted bombs.
Fardreamer: Well, Threepio, I've learned two things:
1. Never underestimate a droid.
2. Mechanics can be heroes, too.
*Han and Chewie argue over damage to the Falcon*
Mara: *draws her blaster* Just fix it! NOW! Or I'll shoot you both!
Mon Mothma: I'm giving you your post back, Leia.
Leia: Coolness.
fin
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