Kueller: I hate Skywalker.
Luke: There's been a great disturbance in the Force.
*BOOM! Senators die*
Leia: The Empire will pay.
*Senators squabble*
Luke: Brakiss.
Han: Sweetheart, can I please go to Smuggler's Run? Please?
Leia: Oh, all right.
Cole Fardreamer: Emperor's black bones! Luke Skywalker, you're my hero! And I didn't even recognize you!
*Han arrives at Smuggler's Run*
Han: Hi, everybody! Long time, no see. Did you miss me?
Smugglers: You don't belong here anymore, Solo.
Han: *grins lopsidedly* Sure, I do.
*Smuggler shoots him in the ass*
Han: Ow! That hurt!
*Chewie chuckles*
Han: Laugh it up, fuzzball.
Smugglers: You didn't shoot back! Okay, we believe that you're the same old Han.
Luke: Oh, no! Death by pepto bismol!
*Lando presents Leia with incriminating evidence that points to Han*
Leia: Go to Smuggler's Run and warn him.
Lando: Sithspit! Not Smuggler's Run! *sighs* I can't say no to you , Princess. Looks like I gotta risk my ass for Han again.
Fardreamer: Oh, no! Bombs in the X-wings!
*Luke is rescued by Brakiss' mother*
Mrs. Brakiss: The Empire corrupted my baby.
Luke: I'll turn him back for you. Up, up, and away, web!
Brakiss: What do you want, Skywalker?
Luke: There is still good in you, Brakiss.
Brakiss: Is not.
Luke: Is too!
Brakiss: Is not!
Luke: Is too!
Brakiss: Is not!
Luke: IS TOO!
Brakiss: *cries and runs away* Mommy!
Former Imperial idiot: General Solo is behind the bombing of the Senate Hall.
Leia: Are you suggesting that my husband was trying to kill me?!
Smugglers: You don't belong here anymore, Calrissian.
Lando: *flashes grin* Sure, I do.
Smugglers: Okay, come on in.
*Lando gets captured*
Nandreeson: Ah, Calrissian - the man who stole from me. Long time, no see. Won't you join me in my fetid, slimy hot tub?
Lando: And ruin my dashing attire? I don't think so.
Nandreeson: Throw him in, boys.
Lando: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Leia & Wedge: Bombs in the X-wings?!
Fardreamer: You'd better warn Jedi Master Skywalker.
Leia: Luke? Nah, he's one of the Big 3; he'll survive. But the Empire will pay.
*BOOM! Luke soars through the air*
Luke: Sithspawn! That hurt!
Former Imperial idiot: The Chief of State planted the bombs! She and her husband are both traitors!
Bel Iblis: That's ridiculous!
Relatively likable Fey'lya: Don't impeach her good name!
Wedge: I can't believe you tolerate this stupidity, Leia.
Former Imperial idiot: I move for a vote of no confidence!
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