*Big ship appears somewhere and picks up every second-rate species it can find*
Luke: I'm going to track it down and stop it.
*Luke tracks it down and stops it*
*Leia and company find an old Jedi haunt*
Leia: Maybe they were here?
Han: Sure, why not?
R2: bweeeeeet (translation: I'm going to kill you all!)
*Young Dark Jedi shows up and causes trouble*
*Luke falls in love with a disembodied girl*
Luke: I love you.
Callista: I have no body.
Luke: Use this dead one.
Callista: Okay.
End
Starfighters of Adumar - courtesy of Guinastasia
Wedge- Qwi sucks. I'm going to this planet. Hey, Iella's here!
Wes- We get to carry cool weapons!
Cheriss- Oh, Wedge, I love you!
Wedge- Oh, kriff!
Hobbie- They're coming to kill us.
Adumarians- DUEL WITH US! WE WANT TO FIGHT TO THE DEATH SO THAT WE CAN BE HONORABLE!
Tycho- Um, what about Iella?
Iella- Wedge, we can't go out. What about that little birdbrain?
Wedge- She's gone. Kiss me.
Iella- I love you!
Cheriss- WAAAHHH!!!
*Some stuff blows up*
The End.
The Black Fleet Crisis trilogy - courtesy of Daughter_of_Yubyub
Leia: I'm whiny and out of character.
Akanah: Luke, I know who your mother is.
Luke: Sure, I'd love to go on your wild goose chase.
Lando: I'm off on a mission that has nothing to do with anything.
Han: Oh no! I've been captured!
Chewie: I actually get to do something!
the end
Traitor - courtesy of mrslush50
Vergere: I'm saying some confusing crap.
Jacen: I'm confused.
Vergere: More confusing crap.
Jacen: I get it now.
*Ganner kicks ass, and Jacen escapes*
THE END
DARK EMPIRE SAGA - courtesy of A-WingsRule
PALPATINE : I'm back!
//Palpy dies
PALPATINE : Back again!
//Palpy dies
PALPATINE : Miss me?
//Palpy dies
the end
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